Loren and Alex are so boring! I mean, it's GOOD they're boring, because it means they have normal problems and are actually in a functional relationship. Let's face it, we don't watch these shows to see nice people like us having nice, normal, cross-border relationships. We are here for chaos!
Watch Love in Paradise, it's totally unhinged. This week's was even worse than last week somehow when it comes to Kyle the Sperminator. He thoroughly embarrassed his lovely girlfriend with what was one of the worst dates ever. He showed up in the same clothes he arrived in (unwashed), after exercising, to a nice restaurant. He then proceeded to slurp his food and bring the plates right up to his mouth, and said everyone knows only Europeans care about etiquette. Americans are from the new world, and we have new ways, and we don't care about any of it. Ani, his GF, was APPALLED. He also calls her "good girl" like she's a dog performing a trick well. RUN AWAY, ANI!!!!
On a TLC/Discovery related note, MILF Manor is back for season 2. I managed 2 eps of season 1 before I had to bow out. But... I can be tempted to watch an episode.