Christmas Cake Recipe

[Mags 112]

Christmas Cake

Ingredients:

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

1 bottle of wine

2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the w.....ine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

Edited December 5, 2007 by Mags

[Sinergy 3]

hahahaha ive always loved that recipe

Edited December 5, 2007 by Ionescu

[Nessa 23]

muahahah

[Mary Lou 682]

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HAHA......

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.

LMAO

[Ban Hammer 14,297]

muahahah

you are not cooking that for christmas again this year!

[Nessa 23]

muahahah

you are not cooking that for christmas again this year!

muahahah

[mawilson 2,133]

A bit early in the day for this "recipe", don't ya think?

[JODO 2]

[Mags 112]

A bit early in the day for this "recipe", don't ya think?

Ah the best recipes are often made in the mornings. Nothing like a bit of "cake" for elevenses. *hic*

[Nessa 23]

[Sister Fracas 5]

Excellent!!

[mawilson 2,133]

A bit early in the day for this "recipe", don't ya think?

Ah the best recipes are often made in the mornings. Nothing like a bit of "cake" for elevenses. *hic*

I was just wondering......... do you have a job? I remember you said a few things about

your job back home, but nothing about your job here. Or is VJ your full-time job now?

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Cheers!

Saludos,

Caro