Bumprer Stickers!

[~*Maria*~ 1]

Bumper Stickers.....

· So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

· I need someone really bad... are you really bad?

· Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

· Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

· I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

· The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

· My kid had sex with your honor student.

· Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.

· If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

· Help wanted: Telepathy ... you know where to apply.

· Hang up and drive.

· Lord save me from your followers.

· Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

· Born again pagan.

· God must love stupid people, he made so many.

· I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

· Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

· Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

· Wink, I'll do the rest!

· I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

· Ax me about Ebonics

· Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel

· Boldly going nowhere

· CATS: The other white meat

· CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!

· Warning: I intentionally run over small, furry animals.

· Don't be sexist - broads hate that

· Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

· Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends

· He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged

· Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window

· How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost.

· I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts!

· If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets

· If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

· I'm an imbecile and I vote

· WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

· What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull

· CAUTION: I drive just like you!

· If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

· Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."

· Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself.

· It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now.

· "Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point."

· Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

· Constipated people don't give a #######.

· If you drink, don't park--accidents cause people.

· Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

· My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.

· To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing.

· If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling.

· If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

· You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

· The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

· I Have The Body Of A God......Buddha.

· This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.

· So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

· Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

· If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

· The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.

· I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.

· If sex is a pain in the ###, then you're doing it wrong...

· Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

· Necrophillia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

· Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

· WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

· 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

· Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive

I guess my mother-in-law had a boring day at the office today! :lol:

[~*Maria*~ 1]

damn cat sheesh...i made a typo in the topic name LOL!!

[Ban Hammer 14,295]

· Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window

i bet it's quiet around that car

[one...two...tree 2,762]

electroencephalographically....that's a mouthful.

[almaty 19]

If sex is a pain in the ###, then you're doing it wrong...

a client of mine had on the bumper of his van.....

i must have a split personality...i hate cats..but love pu##y

Edited September 12, 2007 by almaty

[Nizzy 1]

My dog is smarter then your honor roll student...

For some reason that one made me giggle when I read it.

[Sheriff Uling 3]

"Get Lisafied ®"

[Jasman0717 9]

damn cat sheesh...i made a typo in the topic name LOL!!

Who cares about the typo, those were funny

[Fandango 1,440]

"Get Lisafied ®"

I can see it now!