Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 48,363]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday report, see man:

 

We did not leave the casa all day, ensconced we man.

 

The overrated "monsoon" didn't awaken either Mini-B. or us, zzz Two Guys man.

Breakfast/lunch (after noon) was PB&J sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

We accomplished nothing except some research on windows & siding, perhaps upgrade casa we man.

Mini-B. gamed for the entire day, obsessed wee man man.

 

Din-din was nuked corn (Aldi) and nuked breaded chicken chunks (Costco) in honey-mustard (Aldi) with r'br (elsewhere), ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night (begun shortly before midnight) was 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to an even Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) for the week, highly acceptable man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Plan to watch NFL game at noon, watch NFL we and perhaps Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) laundry loads need conquering, heavy Sunday man.

Unknown needs from Mama T-B., sure to alter schedule man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,953]

We noticed at the beginning of September Costco already had Christmas trees and decorations for sale.  At first we made fun of that, then on a subsequent trip my wife said she liked one of the trees and maybe it's time for us to think about buying one.  Grandchildren are getting to that wonderful age...

 

Wife insisted we go to Costco Friday and get a tree before they are all gone. LOL  Used our executive member rebate coupon for a better deal.  Then this morning she decided we need to put it up.😮 

 

Yep, two months before Christmas and our tree is up.  I'm going to be so sick of it before Christmas gets here.

 

 

 

 

[TBoneTX 48,363]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

this morning she decided we need to put it up

Sounds like you married a rubia or something, si man.   

They'll start playing Christmas music right after Halloween, so you're not TOO far ahead, si and no man.

[TBoneTX 48,363]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We zzz'd, again with nightmares, almost until alarm rang, amazing man.

 

Breakfast/lunch for us was onecan of Chef B. mac & cheese*, ingest we man.

     *bought months ago from a supermarket dented-can bin, F$WM

 

We awoke Mini-B. for the NFL game at noon, groggy wee man man.

Mini-B.'s lunch was several chocolate-cheap cookies with milk, ingest wee man man.

 

At halftime, forced Mini-B. to help us strip/remake beds, squawk wee man man.

We began wrangling laundry, domestic we man.

Game was good, finally man.

We desperately wanted a siesta thereafter, need-zzz we man.

However, we had to visit Mama T-B., see we man senior she man man.

 

Nothing was urgent, no man.

The "only a short visit" was nearly an hour, as usual man.

It degenerated into yelling, as usual man.

And we got no Sunday siesta, anathema man.

 

On way back, we retrieved Subway**, return to casa and ingest Two Guys man.

     **bought WUOC + gift card, F$WM

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had a flat tyre, unable to retrieve Mini-B. man.

 

The Many'rd/final LL is baking, nearly victorious we man.

We have dished and must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No specific plans for Monday, perhaps Costco we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,363]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Zzz'd through the night without nightmares, amazing man.

Lolligagged through most of the day, torpid we man.

We did locate a new maid, who will come on Thursday, si man.

This should motivate us to declutter the detritus left from Mama T-B.'s move, long overdue man.

 

Left the casa after 2 p.m. for errands, including Costco, Costco we man.

We went for Many (2+2) items and returned with 2 of those plus Many (2+2) others, oh well man.

We found some beef lasagna on sale, unadvertised special and F$WM man.

Breakfast/lunch was the Costco hot dog + (yuck) Coke Zero, ingest and we want Diet Pepsi back we man.

 

Ministered to needy miu upon return to casa, bored needy miu man.

 

A siesta was entirely successful and without nightmares, two consecutive good zzz's man.

 

Din-din was one-Many'rd of the tub of Costco chicken salad bought in weakness earlier, ingest we man.

More would have been consumed but for attention of intensely interested miu, attempted miu-participation man.

 

No party with the rubias, no cavort we man.

Weather supposed to suck starting Tuesday eve, winter finally here man.  

We shall errand a couple of places beforehand, make hay while the sun warms we man man.

Mama T-B. shall probably also request our attention, hopefully not exhaustingly so man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,953]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Weather supposed to suck starting Tuesday eve, winter finally here man.  

 

 

Yep, going to be winter weather here too.  Friday morning it will get down to 60, and in some unfortunate areas as low as 59.  Won't even warm up out of the upper 70's.  That's why I'm headed south Wednesday after work.  At least there lows will be low 70's.  Highs topping out about 80.  Returning late Monday.  Easing my way into retirement.  

 

Going fishing and cruising...

 

Go find somebody else to take care of your toothache.

[TBoneTX 48,363]

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Friday morning it will get down to Many (etc.)

Blatant needling with gratuitous use of non-P-Math, si man!  Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 48,363]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

We miserably non-zzz'd till after Many (2+2) a.m., stomach issues man.

When alarm rang, we beelined* for our ultra-comfortable Pre-Owned Toilet Seat**, race we man.

     *without first doing our back calisthenics, ow ow OW OW OW man

     **buy yours today, si man!

Should've done that before,  we man.

And no, none of it was even remotely flingable, no Charles man.

 

Was about to errand when window/siding contractor called, show up he man.

Thi$ $ound$ expen$ive, $igh and   man.

Formal e$timate will follow at some point, unmotivated-now we man.

 

Went to Aldi to stock up on shepherd's pies, successful we man.

During this, Mama T-B. called to request our presence, predictable man.

We dropped stuff at casa and went, ignore needy miu man.

Mama T-B. kept us just long enough for cold-front monsoon to start, build an Ark man.

We got relatively soaked when trying to return to T-B.-mobile, How Dry We Weren't man.

 

In monsoon, fought traffic to go to Mama T-B.'s old casa, fight we man.

Recycle cans held Subway coupons, jackpot man.   

Rainwater papers in casa 'hood held BK & Popeye's coupons,  man.

We are nicely fixed through the end of Manyvember,  man.

 

Finally serviced indignant miu, compliant we man.

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at nearly Many (2+2+1) p.m.) was TG***, ingest we man.

     ***delicious, appetizing, balanced, and filling, so there Bro G man

No untoward effects resulted, hopeful we man.

A wonderful siesta was then zzz'd, zzz we man.

 

Cold-front wind already happening,  man.

We hate winter,  man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We must spend all Wednesday decluttering, new maid coming Thursday man.

Wednesday is probably Two Guys eve, too, Two Guys man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,363]

Just had a power-outage of Many seconds' length,   man.

Had to reset Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- clocks,   man.

The correct time and month were Many:Many p.m. on each, to be precise man.

[mam521 2,726]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We hate winter,  man.

 

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Just had a power-outage of Many seconds' length,   man.

Had to reset Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- clocks,   man.

The correct time and month were Many:Many p.m. on each, to be precise man.

 

Know what I hate more?  Time change.  Guess what's coming on the weekend? Time change.  

 

Enjoy those clocks for the couple of days they'll have the correct time for!!

[TBoneTX 48,363]

6 hours ago, mam521 said:

Know what I hate more?  Time change.

We hate it even more than you do, si and  and grrrRRRR man.

6 hours ago, mam521 said:

Guess what's coming on the weekend? Time change. 

    , grrrRRRR man!

And why couldn't the outage have waited till then, huh and  man?

[mam521 2,726]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

And why couldn't the outage have waited till then, huh and  man?

Some peeps in our hood have no power at present because of the wind.  We were serenaded off and on all morning by the moans and groans of unhappy transformers.  Centerpoint - the pinnacle of reliability!!!

[TBoneTX 48,363]

56 minutes ago, mam521 said:

Centerpoint - the pinnacle of reliability!!!

And the leader in rate-increases for chickenpoop reasons, $i and $igh and   man.

[TBoneTX 48,363]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa all day, no man.

Miu was needy and active all day, Attention Daddy Please miu man.

We postponed Two Guys eve till Thursday, postpone we man.

 

Lunch was the second Many'rd of the Costco chicken salad, ingest straight from tub we man.

A decent siesta was taken, somehow betwixt multiple calls from Mama T-B. & Uncle T-B., zzz we man.

 

Din-din was toucans of Chef B. mini-ravioli, ingest we man.

 

We finally began decluttering the downstairs casa, lolligag we man.

Most of breakfast table is finally off-cleared, much recycling/filing/to-do stuff man.

Most of floor is finally cleared, many bags of Mama T-B.'s stuff to carry upstairs man.

Part of kitchen counter is cleared, at least of stuff obviously not belonging there man.

We must finish this and the breakfast table shortly, finish we man.

 

Official snack (or din-din #2) was 2 loaded turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest just now we man.

 

No party with the rubias, no cavort we man.

In fact, we shall probably be decluttering from now till after midnight, must do it we man.

New maid comes at Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m. Thursday, reason for our efforts today man.

We must itinerary GSs/ESs and probably visit Mama T-B., project workload we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,363]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Up till after 1 a.m. decluttering casa, desperate we man.

Zzz'd awfully, poor zzz we man.

Finished decluttering a bit after maid-chica arrived, almost timely we man.

Maid-chica quite cool, cool maid-chica she man.

Maid-chica deep-cleaned casa VERY well in Many-&-a-half hours, dang good job man.

Had to empty vacuum twice, that much miu-hair man.

Miu herself was quite interested in the entire process, variety for miu man man.

Casa now looks presentable, very much so man.

And we are less depressed now that Mama T-B.'s stuff isn't always in plain view, relieved we man.

 

A much-needed siesta was attempted, no zzz for we man man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. arrived as Mama T-B. was yelling at us by phone, always a good set-mooder man.

Both were impressed at condition of casa, si man.

Played a little back-patio basketball with Mini-B., first time in some time man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was carryout 'roni 'za, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Two bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

These will jump-start next week's total, always propitious man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We are itinerarying 1 GS and Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, one address withheld till Fri. morn man.  

More are for Saturday, after mandatory visit to Mama T-B. man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.