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TBoneTX   49,658

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7 hours ago, Neonred said:

You beat me to it.

LPoP and unread, no see we man wimp man man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Went to Walmart this morning and bought coffee flavored nutritional shakes with protein.  I'm thinking this will be perfect with Kalua and vodka for a refreshing slushie.  What could be better?  Nutritional drinks with alcohol!

 

The rant:

Why is it that at 6:10am, just a few minutes after opening, the parking lot is littered with shopping carts.  Half of the prime parking spaces had empty carts in them.  Not only are the workers at the store not doing their job, but the people that are shopping are just plain lazy.  At least push your cart into the cart bin.  :ranting:

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15 minutes ago, Neonred said:

What could be better?

Your slushie ingredients plus Tuna Glop, Modified Tuna Glop, Retarded Tuna Glop, or (and) sardines, yum man.  :dance: 

16 minutes ago, Neonred said:

at Many:Many am, just a few minutes after opening

Time of post-opening precised, see and si and :bonk: man.

17 minutes ago, Neonred said:

the parking lot is littered with shopping carts

Wait Many hours till Aldi opens and watch everyone return their cart so they can get their half-of-half a buck back, see and si and :bonk: man.

18 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Not only are the workers at the store not doing their job

Here at Walmart, not only do they not do their job, but they're openly racist, sigh man.

19 minutes ago, Neonred said:

the people that are shopping are just plain lazy

Maybe they're groggy because it's only Many:Many a.m., see and si and :bonk: man.

Wait until a reasonable hour, such as Many:Many a.m. or p.m., si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   49,658

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Friday ES report, see man:

17 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We attended 2 of the Many (2+1) ESs, see mundane reason in Thrilling Friday non-ES report later man.

 

The first ES yielded the take, see man:

 -- 2 Oneida din-din forks, fancy metal outlet switchplate = $2 + half a buck, deal man

Total = $2 + half a buck

 

The second ES, although a bust, was shrinkologically damaging, si man.

The entire first floor held banana- & miu-related objects, art, books, and trinkets, psychotic man.

The entire second floor held cow- and Astros-related objects, art, and trinkets, semi-psychotic man.

We damaged our body climbing the stairs, ow ow OW OW OW man.

We damaged our brain inspecting the offerings, 🤫 man.

We cannot conceive of having had those people as neighbors, frightful prospect man.

Now we need not only a complete body-transplant but also a brain transplant, damaged we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Your slushie ingredients plus Tuna Glop, Modified Tuna Glop, Retarded Tuna Glop, or (and) sardines, yum man.  :dance: 

 

perhaps your taste buds can evolve too someday.

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Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

No one wanted to get up, groggy Two Guys man.

Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man.

Immediate siesta fairly successful, some zzz we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Set out ES-ing, ES we man.

Remembered that we needed to retrieve Mama T-B.'s taxes from CPA, remember we man.

Did that first, do the needful we man.

As we left, Mama T-B. called, needful senior she man man.

She was logically on our way to our ESs, see Mama T-B. first therefore man.

This essentially precluded visiting the first ES, oh well man.

Attended other 2 ESs, q.v. man.

 

Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest traditional Friday din-din Two Guys man.

Movie night immediately followed, watch Jackass 2.Many Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

NBA game soon thereafter, reason for immediately postprandial movie man.

Another bowl of Costco popcorn was consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallied to Many (2x2x2x2) popcorns for the week, impressive ingestation man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and Many (2+2+1) GSs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

Two GSs are mass deals by churches, typically promising man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Here at Walmart, not only do they not do their job, but they're openly racist, sigh man.

 

A little hard to know if they are racist here.  They don't speak English.

 

Some day I, if I were bold, I'd love to go into the store wearing an ICE jacket...

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

 

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