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I don't think I could compete with your eloquently worded description of that doctor.  I can't say as I blame you for being angry.  I get tired of hearing don't be late for an appointment, but then the practitioner doesn't have enough respect for you to be on time.  Then, zero cares given.  What a waste of time.  Sorry, man!  

 

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

He has just reported a 2-day sore throat to us, :bonk:  man.

Maybe he's getting or has gotten what you had when you were all feverish.  

 

The alarm went off mid sleep cycle this morning, so I could use with a siesta right now.  I went upstairs to give the old man cat his medicine and laid down with him to give him some kitty love and nearly fell asleep.  TGIF!

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just for fun, you should give her some dating advice.........

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Ugh...I wandered over to let the EZFiber worker that was digging 2 doors down that all the houses along our side of the street have underground sprinklers.  As turned around to walk back home, I wasn'

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10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

The short answer is that we probably won't die imminently of the CT finding, knock on wood man.  :bonk: 

 

That's a good thing.  Right??

 

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

As usual, he'd managed to hose his computer again, really weird stuff man.

With difficulty, we managed to get it to restart, up-clear problem man.

 

 

So glad my mother doesn't have a computer and has no interest in the internet.

 

My ex father-in-law was the worst.  Worse than Uncle TB.  I just don't know how they can screw things up so badly.

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8 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I just don't know how they can screw things up so badly.

This is why we've only given my mother an iPad 🤭 She's not even that old but she refuses to learn tech so we have to stick to a couple of apps and hope for the best.  My sister still lives with her, so she can help.  My niece can too - she's nearly a teenager. 

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14 hours ago, mam521 said:

What a waste of time.  Sorry, man! 

Gracias, si mam ma'am.

14 hours ago, Neonred said:

That's a good thing.  Right??

We guess so, although we have last Friday's fever again, one stinkin' week between 'em and 2 lost weekends man.

14 hours ago, Neonred said:

Worse than Uncle TB.

No one is worse, sorry man.

14 hours ago, mam521 said:

she's nearly a Manyager

Niece age precised, see and si and :bonk: mam ma'am!

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Friday ES report, see man:

On 4/9/2026 at 9:46 PM, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+1) rather local ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We T-B.-mobiled by all Many, si man.

The first ES yielded nothing, skunked man.

The 2nd ES could not really be found in office park amidst the monsoon upon arrival, no man.

We stopped in front of the Many'rd ES & Mama T-B. called, disconsolate aysheep senior she man man.

At end of half-hour call, was monsooning so badly that we simply returned to the casa, oh well man.

Total = $0

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX   49,576

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Thrilling (?) Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man.

Mini-B. seems to have an outright cold, runny nose wee man man.

 

Instead of seeking an immediate siesta, we dallied on Internet, dally we man.

We failed to drink or ingest anything, bad move man.

 

When finally set out on ES trail, felt lousy, but had to go man.

It soon began to monsoon in large segments, add to wonderful ambience man.

 

We skipped an intermediate errand, good move man.

By end of Mama T-B.'s call outside Many'rd ES, we were shivering/chattering, rigorous we man.

Fever at casa was exactly Many00 F., felt worse than that man.

Ingested nothing but HSM Tylenol & embedded ourself on heating pad, very uncomfortable we man.

Two-hour "siesta" rather restless & quite sweaty, every pore opened man.

But after all that, fever still precisely Many00 F., :ranting:  man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest traditional Friday fare Two Guys man.

Mini-B. gaming with amigo, no movie night man.

We still felt terrible, no movie night man.

Took Heap Strong antibiotic, presciently Rx'd by doc one week ago man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Must skip GS-ing/ES-ing Saturday, :ranting:  we man.

This includes one mass GS that we never miss, :ranting:  man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 

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