Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

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4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Watched It's a Wonderful Life, seasonally mandatory man.

 

 For me National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is mandatory.

[TBoneTX 48,751]

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

 For me National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is mandatory.

That too, see too man.

[TBoneTX 48,751]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Paid bills,   man.

 

Visited orange mini-miu, visit mini-miu we man.

We brought Miu T-B.'s brush, real brush man.

Mini-miu wanted brushing (one side only) for Many (2+1) minutes, enthralled mini-miu man.

He purred like a little mountain lion, purr mini-miu man.

 

Filled all Many (2+2) lawnmower gas cans, fill we man.

Perfect day for it, no hold up anyone else waiting we man.

 

Lunch was toucans of Chef B. Beefaroni, ingest we man.

 

Visited Mama T-B., visit we man senior she man man.

Mama T-B. didn't yell at us, imagine that man.

 

A much-needed siesta was begun, zzz we man.

Precisely halfway through, Uncle T-B. called, go to voicemail man.

Uncanny how either he or Mama T-B. know exactly when we're zzz-ing,   man.

 

Din-din was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Revisited orange mini-miu, revisit mini-miu we man.

Rebrought Miu T-B.'s brush, real brush man.

Mini-miu wanted brushing for Many (2+2) minutes and learned to roll over for it, educated mini-miu man.

 

Tried to itinerary ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

Only one is running, far away in awful-traffic area man.  

In addition, it doesn't look super-exciting,   man.

Furthermore, address unavailable till morning,   man.

A maximum of 2 more are available for Saturday, addresses unavailable till Sat. morn man.  

They too look unexciting,   man.

We are really in the Christmas spirit at the moment,       man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

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8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Filled all Many (2+2) lawnmower gas cans, fill we man.

Perfect day for it, no hold up anyone else waiting we man.

 

We did that the day before Christmas.  Well actually it was 2+2 5gal cans for the boat.  Drove up to Marathon to go to Home Depot and while there got gas since gas there is 50 cents a gallon cheaper than on our island.  Traffic was horrible.  Too many snowbirds and visitors here now.

 

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Lunch was toucans of Chef B. Beefaroni, ingest we man.

 

We used to call that Barfaroni.

 

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Visited Mama T-B., visit we man senior she man man.

Mama T-B. didn't yell at us, imagine that man.

 

Don't you worry when she doesn't yell?  While my mother isn't a yeller she does complain nonstop.  I always say the day I visit her (or even talk to her on the phone) and she doesn't complain I'll be worried.

 

[TBoneTX 48,751]

16 hours ago, Neonred said:

gas there is Many cents a gallon cheaper

Despite the P-Math error, there is hope for you yet if you avail yourself of "cheaper," si Bro G man.

16 hours ago, Neonred said:

We used to call that Barfaroni.

We call it one of the (former) Major Food Groups, si man.

16 hours ago, Neonred said:

While my mother isn't a yeller she does complain nonstop.

Mama T-B. can vent with the best of them, or IS the best of them, si man.

It depends on what happened earlier or what she thinks of to complain or yell about, see man.

[TBoneTX 48,751]

Friday ES report, see man:

On 12/25/2025 at 9:27 PM, TBoneTX said:

Tried to itinerary ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

Only one is running, far away in awful-traffic area man.  

In addition, it doesn't look super-exciting,   man.

Furthermore, address unavailable till morning,   man.

We attended said ES, attend we man.

Had we attended only it, not much car traffic man (see Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man).

 

This ES yielded the take and our weekly streak remains intact, see man:

 -- 2 giant rolls paper towels, ~full can knockoff Lysol spray = $2, steal man

Total = $2

[TBoneTX 48,751]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Awful zzz-less night, no zzz we man.

We somehow got a premonition that Mama T-B. was dying, couldn't shake it man.

It was different from the sensations that we got* when other relatives died, that threw us man.

     *we're dubious of paranormal stuff, si man, but it has happened with us in these cases, si man

Didn't help that we were in massive pain, can't take really good HSM or doctor will beef man.  

 

Dragged carcass downstairs, groggy we man.

Miu was aysheep, major zoomies man.

Miu thundered all around upstairs and crumpled the bathmat, thunderous miu man.

Miu zoomied downstairs and knocked over everything not nailed down, hazardous miu man.

We had to brush miu twice and feed her miu-lunch right after miu-breakfast, down-wolf miu-food miu man.

We've never seen miu this energetic, no see energetic miu we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

Left the casa shortly after noon, drag-carcassing we man.

 

Visited mini-miu, little orange boy man.

He was atop ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s kitchen counter, perfect for brushing man.

Mini-miu wanted brushing for Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- straight minutes, luxuriating mini-miu man.

Half of him again came out in the brush, hairy mini-miu man.

 

After ES-ing, erranded for Mama T-B., yet another online return man.  

Decided to walk around nearby mega-mall, mobbed mall man.

Went into only a couple of stores but bought nothing, bored we man.

Early din-din was BK**, ingest we man.

     **WUOC, F$WM

 

Returned to casa and had to brush miu for a Many'rd time, rebrush miu we man.

Miu sniffed & resniffed brush with hair from little orange nephew, sniff miu man.

Siesta'd in OK fashion for an hour, finally some zzz we man.

 

Texted with Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B., in Honduras today wee and ex-she man man.

Mini-B. was again impressed by his orange son's hair-production, foto of brush sent man.

 

In eve, groceried for Two Guys week, most stuff procured man.

Again visited mini-miu, revisit mini-miu we man.

Mini-miu hastened to be rebrushed, ecstatic mini-miu man.

When we finally quit, mini-miu got quite affectionate, rub our legs mini-miu man.

Mini-miu quite enthusiastic during chase-the-fuzzy-balls activity, energetic mini-miu man.

We hated to leave him, had to we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We shall not extend ourself unnaturally to attend the few Saturday ESs, streak already preserved man.

Trip to Aldi or Costco or both perhaps envisioned, couple of remaining items man.

Should probably visit Mama T-B., si man.

NFL game in afternoon, watch we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.