Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 48,400]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Poor zzz yet again, no zzz we man.

Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., bye wee man man.

Siesta #1 immediately thereafter was only moderately successful, poor zzz we man.

 

Lunch was 2 bagels + margarine, ingest we man.

 

Left for funeral in plenty of time, leave we man.

Awfullest traffic ever,  man.

Service was packed, popular dude man.

We did not cross trails with the one other person (relative) whom we knew, oh well man.

Very nice speeches, especially from two grown grandsons, from-the-heart man.

We complimented both afterward and said that their grief process, whatever it is, is proper, si man.

We found a second-cousinette there (daughter of the deceased) and chatted nicely, very nice man.

Everybody present agreed to buy at least one POTS*, F$WM.

     *buy yours today, si man!

 

We dimly remembered the presence of a Chinese buffet** somewhere nearby, dim we man.

     **no, not that one, calm down Bro G man

We managed to find it, some backtracking man.

Only one Chinese employee in the whole place, all others Spanish people man.

Several Chinese menu items were laden with jalapeños, hot stuff man.

Din-din was Many (2+1) plates piled with beef et al., ingest we man.

The "et al." was because they ran out of pepper steak,      man.

This restaurant was average but OK if pepper steak was continuously supplied, conclude we man.

 

The return casa-ward conflicted with rush hour,  man.

We should have taken the POTS*** helicopter, hindsight man.

     ***buy yours today, si man!

Serviced indignant miu, service miu we man.

Attempted Siesta #2, greatly needed but only partially effective zzz man.

 

Mini-B. returned from non-Two-Guys eve, return wee man man.

Movie night was one Better Call Saul episode, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 +2) bowls for the week, entering impressive territory man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried 1 GS and Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

Miu is lobbying for attention, Where Were You All Afternoon And Play With Me Now Daddy miu man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Edited yesterday at 06:20 AM by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,959]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

   

We dimly remembered the presence of a Chinese buffet** somewhere nearby, dim we man.

     **no, not that one, calm down Bro G man

One can only hope.  But hey, did you meet any eligible young Chinese hotties there?

 

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We managed to find it, some backtracking man.

Only one Chinese employee in the whole place, all others Spanish people man.

 

Reminds me of the time, many years ago, that I took Mrs. Neon to NYC for the first time.  Told her we were going to Little Italy for a real Italian dinner.  Went to a famous restaurant (famous for a mob hit there many years ago).  The waiter's name was Juan.  I thought, funny, I never heard that name in an Italian family.

[Neonred 3,959]

My "Changing the Clocks" rant for the day.

 

Went to Walmart early this am for the first time since the time change.  Was there shortly after opening and there were so many cars already in the parking lot.  Couldn't even park in my preferred first row parking space.  I even had to wait to check out.  WHY?  Why are so many people shopping so early.   Time change I assume.

 

Why can't they wait until I'm finished?

 

Very frustrating.

[Ban Hammer 14,665]

27 minutes ago, Neonred said:

My "Changing the Clocks" rant for the day.

 

Went to Walmart early this am for the first time since the time change.  Was there shortly after opening and there were so many cars already in the parking lot.  Couldn't even park in my preferred first row parking space.  I even had to wait to check out.  WHY?  Why are so many people shopping so early.   Time change I assume.

 

Why can't they wait until I'm finished?

 

Very frustrating.

if you shop at amazon, you can park in your own driveway........

[TBoneTX 48,400]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

I even had to wait to check out.

Aldi cashiers will rush you out almost before they've rung you up, speed man.

Walmart = slummin', take that man.

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

that name in an Italian family

Had Giuseppe Verde been English or American, his name would be Joe Green, si man.

[TBoneTX 48,400]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 1 GS and Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We attended all, reliable we man.

 

The 2nd and Many'rd ESs yielded the take, see man:

 -- ~full box Many-lb. ([2 Manyzen]-lb.) Southworth linen bond paper = $2, steal man

 -- NIP pair Eco-Smart LED Many-W flood bulbs = $2, steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2)

[TBoneTX 48,400]

Thrilling non-GS/ES Friday report, see man:

 

Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy we and bye wee man man.

Brushed demanding miu, Brush Me Daddy miu man.

A post-above siesta was taken, moderately successful zzz we man.

 

Gassed thirsty T-B.-mobile at Costco, gassy we man.

Lunch was the Costco hot dog + Coke Zero at regular Costco, ingest F$WM man.

Got new pack of Subway gift cards at Costco Business Center, F$WM.

Hit GS & ESs, hit we man.

 

Visited Mama T-B. on way back, visit senior she man we man man.

Almost no yelling occurred, mirabile dictu man.

Jolly nooser came in during visit, always a lift man.

 

At casa, lunched/treated/brushed demanding miu, Where Exactly Were You Daddy miu man.

Siesta was attempted, partial zzz because of shoulder pain man.

 

Took Mini-B. to skool park to basketball with amigos, uneventful man.

Din-din was Costco angusburgers + r'br, ingest traditional Friday fare Two Guys man.

Movie night was one Better Call Saul episode, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2+1) for the week, impressive man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We shall itinerary up to Many (2+2+1) GSs and 2 ESs for Saturday, shall itinerary we man.

Both ESs' addresses will be revealed "after Many a.m. Saturday,"        man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

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13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Walmart = slummin', take that man.

 

I was up and out getting things done and being productive.  Take that man. 

 

What were you doing?  LOL