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18 hours ago, Neonred said:

Feeling sad today.  The 1/2 inch drive Power Kraft (Montgomery Wards) ratchet that my dad bought well over 50 years ago and passed on to me, finally broke.

 

It had a lifetime warranty.  Need to find my closest Montgomery Wards to get my replacement.  

 

I always thought we should have bought Craftsman tools because of course you remember what they said. "Craftsman tools.  As solid as Sears"

 

i replaced my garbage disposal about 7 years ago.  it was a montgomery ward - that thing was ancient!

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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We arrived here late late Saturday night. Baby girl made her appearance Friday afternoon. She's doing good and so tiny. Mom and Dad are doing well too. They will be home tomorrow. 

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Well, they didn't make it to Dec 9.     After a few prenatal health episodes, the girls were born 2:29am and 2:30am on Sunday the 26th.  All are doing well.     Both of my kids hav

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Just sitting here putting together a mental list of the perfect woman for @TBoneTX.   Must be a rubia Must love cats and popcorn Must be able to consume a God awful diet of tuna gl

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Sunday ES report, see man:

 

We attended the walking-distance ES (via T-B.-mobiling) and one other, make up for Saturday man.

 

The first ES yielded the take, see man:

 -- Iowa road map, Many (2x2x2 +1) warshcloths* = $Many ($2+2), OK man

Total = $Many ($2+2)

 

*either to resell to ex-Mrs.-T-B. at a profit, financially savvy we man, or to give to Mama-ex-Mrs.-T-B., loves them for kitchen use she man

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Sunday non-ES report, see man:

 

Breakfasted and tossed feather-rollers to miu, aysheep miu man.

Breakfasted mini-miu at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, little orange boy mini-miu man.

Mini-miu purrs like a mountain lion already, going to be deafening when full-grown miu man.

 

Lunch was from Subway*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

 

A wonderful siesta was taken, zzz we man.

 

Movie night was 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallied to Many (1 Manyzen) bowls and achieved/exceeded weekly quota, suck it out at last minute man.

 

Mini-B.'s din-din (while watching and after popcorn) was Retarded Tuna Glop**, ingest wee man.

     **rice + tuna + nothing else, retarded man

Our din-din (while watching and after popcorn) was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we man.

 

A Two Guys visit was then made to mini-miu, excited mini-miu man.

Mini-B. very reluctantly out-cleaned mini-miu's box, poopy mini-miu man.

 

The Many'rd and final LL is baking now, late start/finish we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. returns late Monday from L.A. (Lower Alabama = Fla. peninsula), vacating ex-she man man.

We therefore keep Mini-B. for 2 extra nights, must arise at o'dark-Many for skool :ranting: we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 

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