Save The Last Rants For Me

[Neonred 3,461]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

 

The take, see man:

 -- one jeans & one 2-pocket flannel shirt** for us; 2 pants & 1 shirt for Mini-B. = $Many ($2x2x2), 

     

"Every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man"

[TBoneTX 43,419]

12 minutes ago, Neonred said:

a sharp dressed man

We are both sharp and dressed, si man.

[TBoneTX 43,419]

Thrilling Saturday (and miu) report, see man:

 

Last night/this morn, miu was completely, totally, utterly aysheep, aysheep miu man.

 -- we had to brush miu twice, rebrush miu we man

 -- we had play with miu Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- times, replay miu we man

 -- we found rubber bands scattered all over the casa, good huntress miu man

 

Lunch was tuna glop*, ingest we man.

    *onecan tuna, onecan peas, onebag microwave rice bought at today's ES, financially savvy we man

An excellent postprandial nap was consummated, zzz we man.

Din-din was onecan Aldi chili, ingest we man.

 

We await the imminent arrival of the rubias and the SWAT team, uninhibited party man.

[Neonred 3,461]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Lunch was tuna glop*, ingest we man.

    *onecan tuna, onecan peas, onebag microwave rice bought at today's ES, financially savvy we man

 

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[TBoneTX 43,419]

13 hours ago, Neonred said:

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Tuna glop has all the major food groups, see man:  cheap, tasty, and filling, si man.

[TBoneTX 43,419]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Lunch was Burger King WUOC, ingest financially savvy we man.

Din-din was onecan of S+Ms, ingest and prepare for Mini-B.'s week we man.

 

Strife arose during watching of AFV, seemingly contradictory man.

Mini-B. has been less than forthcoming about assignments and homework, skool stuff man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & we nailed him on it, si and sigh man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reprogrammed his phone to enable just one hour's activity per day, fed-up ex-she man.

Mini-B. objected mightily and tearily, highly upset wee man.

We tried to explain time-management to him, perhaps sinking in a little man.

 

Tried to salve the hurt with use of a little Two Guys activity, varied man.

We shall see if Mini-B. reforms himself, rehabilitate wee man we and ex-she man.

[TBoneTX 43,419]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Frantically busy with personal & Uncle T-B. stuff, aysheep we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch (at half-past 2 p.m.) was onecan of Costco chunk chicken, ingest we man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from skool during a monsoon, umbrella'd-yet-waterlogged Two Guys man.

Monsoon let up as soon as we reached the casa,  man.

 

Din-din was the second half of the Costco lasagna, ingest all Many (2+1) pounds of it Two Guys man.

 

Got Mini-B. to do math hoamwurk,  we to wee man.

Some problems were early algebra*, not discussed in his class yet man.

       *the national language of Algeria, conclude we man

We showed him our method of "solving for X," show we man wee man man.

Mini-B. found a streamlined way of solving some such problems, amazing wee man man.

We even e-mailed his teechur to inform her of this, worthy to report man.

 

Movie night was the latest Andor episode and an old Urban Rescue Ranch, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Miu has already dropped a feather-roller at our feet, play we man with miu man.

We hear miu reapproaching with the same, resolute miu man.

Children can be demanding, Play With Me Daddy man.

 

Math thought for the day, see man:

Algebra is the national language of Algeria, q.v. above man.

Calculus is what the dental hygienist scrapes off one's teeth, conclude we man.

[TBoneTX 43,419]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Went to favorite large thrift shop, discount day man.

Spent only $Many for $Many's worth of clothing items, financially savvy we man.

 

On way back, lunched at favorite Chinese buffet, ingest we man.

Consumed Many (2+1) heaping plates of beer & chicken items, maximize investment we man.

So-called "waitress girlfriend" not there, take that Bro G man.

 

Served treats to demanding miu, serve miu we man.

Napped like an illegitimate male child for an hour, zzz we man.

Awoke and did admin stuff, successful Business Typhoon we man*.

     *buy your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat today, $i man!

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from skool, ravenously hungry wee man man.

Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables + other half** of Costco mini-tacos, ingest Two Guys man.

     **2 Manyzen of them, eat what we want when we want Two Guys man

 

Took Mini-B. to the absent ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to play basketball, energetic wee man.

Returned for hoamwurk, surprisingly focused wee man man.

Currently trying to get Mini-B. to get ready for bed, master negotiator*** wee man man.

     ***doubtlessly going to be a Sales Director or high-level diplomat, persuasive/obstinate wee man

Miu keeps appearing with feather-rollers, what's been up with this miu lately man?

[TBoneTX 43,419]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

We did not leave the casa except for Mini-B.'s skool runs, ensconced we man.

 

Lunch was Many (2x2x2+1) of the remaining Costco vegetable spring-rolls, ingest we man.

They did not sicken or kill us, no man, but they were FAR past their prime, trust us man.

We will sadly throw out the remainder, what a waste man.

We should probably consume them before 2 or Many months have elapsed, conclude we man.

 

Din-din was bagged salad + hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. was good about hoamwurk, diligent wee man.

 

Movie night was the most recent Andor episode, then 2 Urban Rescue Ranch episodes (one new one old), watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Got Mini-B. to bed without problems, good descendant wee man man.

Uninhibited revelry with the rubias begins any minute, got no self-control and don't want any we man.

[TBoneTX 43,419]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Morning spent on important call-phonings, successful Business Typhoon* we man.

     *buy your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat today, $i man

Lunch was onecan of "brown sugar baked beans"**, ingest we man.

     **procured at an earlier ES, financially savvy we man

 

Mini-B.'s eve with ex-Mrs.-T-B., temporary One Guy we man.

Went to Costco for Many (2+2) items, absolutely mobbed place man.

Early din-din was a Costco hot dog + Pepsi for $1 + half a buck + tax, financially savvy we man.

 

Mini-B. returned, Two Guys man.

Half-day of skool tomorrow, released-early wee man.

A few hasty local ESs itineraried for before then, intense planning we man.

Movie/burger night, Two Guys man.

[Neonred 3,461]

On 11/15/2022 at 9:22 PM, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Went to favorite large thrift shop, discount day man.

Spent only $Many for $Many's worth of clothing items, financially savvy we man.

 

On way back, lunched at favorite Chinese buffet, ingest we man.

Consumed Many (2+1) heaping plates of beer & chicken items, maximize investment we man.

So-called "waitress girlfriend" not there, take that Bro G man.

 

So sorry to hear your girlfriend was MIA.  Need to get back there today and check on her.  

Be sure to get a phone number.  

She does speak some English, right?

 

And did you tell ex-Mrs T-B about the new girlfriend?

 

 

Edited November 18, 2022 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 43,419]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

Need to get back there today and check on her. 

It depends on where our ES route today takes us, and our hunger at the time, si and si man.

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

She does speak some English, right?

And some Spanish, because of the customer base, yes hombre.

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

And did you tell ex-Mrs T-B about the new girlfriend?

This wouldn't matter.  However, heaven forbid that the rubias get wind of it, shudder man!

[TBoneTX 43,419]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

We attended Many (2+1) ESs, and the first two yielded the take, see man:

  -- 2 full boxes Kleenex, >half-full can Raid ant/roach, t-shirt = $Many&-a-half  

          ($2+2+2 + half a buck), OK man

  -- 2 full boxes Kleenex, Many-pack ([2+1]-pack) Dial soap = $Many ($2+1), deal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 + 1 + half a buck)

Edited November 19, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,419]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Got Mini-B. off to skool with specific instructions, remember them please wee man man.

Got late start on ES-ing, tardy we man.

 

Ended up near legacy supermarket where we had a Many%-off basket coupon, opportunity man.

Found Many (2+1) feather-rollers for miu, buy we for enthusiastic miu man.

Found Many (2+2) Many-packs of black cherry soda, buy we for Two Guys man.

Found Many (2x2x2 +2) bottles grape Powerade Zero on store special, snap up we man.

After Many%-off coupon, we saved* $Many (nearly $2x2x2 +1) or Many%, whee man.

     *financially savvy we man

 

Had no time to eat anything all day, no ingest we man.

Casa return was barely Many minutes before Mini-B.'s skool release, decisions man.

Choice was eat + put away purchases or nap, you know us man.

Napped for an hour, correct choice man.

 

Retrieved hungry/grumpy Mini-B., typical after-skool presentation of wee man man.

Fortunately, we had air-fried the traditional Friday angusburgers before leaving to get him, savvy we man.

Rewarmed them for 1 min and prepared the toppings, savvy time-manager we man.

Mini-B. high-Many'd us after din-din, satisfied Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was Rise, good bio-pic about basketball player man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

That makes Many (2x2x2 +2+2) for the week, double digits man.

 

Mini-B. wanted to play basketball after movie,  wee man man.

No hoop apparatus at our casa, must buy as priority man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. not at ex-she-man's casa, no man.

Cousin Mini-B.'s CMB-mobile parked in driveway, obstructing hoop man.

Cousin Mini-B. unwilling to move CMB-mobile, can't blame him man.

Took Mini-B. to skool outdoor court, in dark and drizzle man.

Let Mini-B. play by self for several minutes, under umbrella we man.

Mini-B. apparently satisfied after filling this overenthusiastic need, thank goodness man.

We must promptly buy a stand-alone, regulation-sized hoop apparatus, conclude we man.

[TBoneTX 43,419]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Cold and rainy ALL day, go out only if one had to man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. to retrieve Mini-B. Sunday morning, premature bye to wee man by we man.

Sunday eve tradition (in addition to AFV) includes din-din of S&Ms, traditionally ingest wee man.

We and Mini-B. discussed this, caucus Two Guys man.

We enthusiastically agreed that Mini-B. would consume S&Ms for breakfast, perfect solution and ingest wee man.

Should ex-Mrs.-T-B. find out, we shall cite our "We're Two Guys -- We Eat What We Want When We Want," mantra man.

 

For lunch, the decision was either modified Tuna Glop or Arby's, benefits to both man.

Road-trip to Arby's drive-through, WUO expiring C financially savvy we man.

Arby's consumed in casa, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Introduced Mini-B. to Mad Libs*, enthusiastic wee man.

       *tupac of same bought at recent ES, financially savvy we man

Several pages completed, bond Two Guys man.

 

Din-din was large beef pot pies, ingest Two Guys man.

 

We remembered an ancient bottle of bubbles within reach, blow same man.

We suggested that Mini-B. blow them for miu to chase, enthusiastic wee man.

However, miu afraid of bubbles, first experience for miu man.

We therefore blew bubbles for Mini-B. to pop by hand, energetic wee man.

We then blew bubbles for Mini-B. to pop with use of a badminton racquet, energetic wee man.

 

We shall finish Mini-B.'s book on schedule tonight, good timing man.

Shame to end Two Guys week a day prematurely, premature Two Guys man.