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oh the joys of travelling along in the usa. here's a few choice topics from our 14 hour drive in each direction....

at some point, we passed a dead skunk. a few hours later, we passed another dead skunk.

nessa says to me "did we pass a skunk or did you fart?" :blink: i had no idea they were so bad :innocent:

after explaining to nessa how to use cruise control, she uses it to drive for hours and she rants and raves about it - she loves cruise control. in fact, she even said something to the effect of "when you've not had it you can't miss it, but when you've had it you love it." i just had to make the observation that cruise control sounded like sex :lol:

along i-35, we passed the turnoff to johnson city, birthplace of lbj. after telling nessa about that is where lbj was born, she asked if "el bj" was a mexican bj :wacko:

eta: there are a few more but under the pain of death i can't post them :blush:

Charles, just don't go on cruise control during sex. :P

I agree with Nessa, once you've discovered cruise control - it's unbearable to live without it. ;)

i have always had a car with cruise on it... in the 7 years I have lived in FL i have yet to use it, whereas up north I used it regularly. sometimes you just have to do without it :crying:

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Charles, just don't go on cruise control during sex. :P

actually, cruise control for lbj is good :devil:

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Charles, just don't go on cruise control during sex. :P

actually, cruise control for lbj is good :devil:

Just be sure not to hit the "+" part of the cruise control! El BJ may cause a wreck and you certainly don't want someone to be clamped onto ya at that time! :lol:

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Isn't cruise control how LBJ got into Vietnam?

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And don't get caught by THP either, because it's really REALLY illegal. :no:

the voice of experience? :innocent:

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And don't get caught by THP either, because it's really REALLY illegal. :no:

the voice of experience? :innocent:

Wow from Kansas to sex in less than 60 seconds... :whistle:

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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And don't get caught by THP either, because it's really REALLY illegal. :no:

the voice of experience? :innocent:

Wow from Kansas to sex in less than 60 seconds... :whistle:

from zero to horny in 1.4 beers :D

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And don't get caught by THP either, because it's really REALLY illegal. :no:

the voice of experience? :innocent:

Friend of a friend of a friend. :lol:

Their insurance refused to pay out on it as well, so they got sued, lost, and had to declare bankruptcy. I'm not kidding. :blink:

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24 June 2007: Leaving day/flying to Dallas-Fort Worth

Ban Hammer Grand Master

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And don't get caught by THP either, because it's really REALLY illegal. :no:

the voice of experience? :innocent:

Friend of a friend of a friend. :lol:

Their insurance refused to pay out on it as well, so they got sued, lost, and had to declare bankruptcy. I'm not kidding. :blink:

oh darn, i thought we had some dirt to share there :P

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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And don't get caught by THP either, because it's really REALLY illegal. :no:

the voice of experience? :innocent:

Friend of a friend of a friend. :lol:

Their insurance refused to pay out on it as well, so they got sued, lost, and had to declare bankruptcy. I'm not kidding. :blink:

oh darn, i thought we had some dirt to share there :P

Nope, most of us have more common sense than to go down on someone who is driving a car. :thumbs:

24 June 2007: Leaving day/flying to Dallas-Fort Worth

Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   14,288

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And don't get caught by THP either, because it's really REALLY illegal. :no:

the voice of experience? :innocent:

Friend of a friend of a friend. :lol:

Their insurance refused to pay out on it as well, so they got sued, lost, and had to declare bankruptcy. I'm not kidding. :blink:

oh darn, i thought we had some dirt to share there :P

Nope, most of us have more common sense than to go down on someone who is driving a car. :thumbs:

*crosses ha off the list to make a road trip with* :lol:

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