Pokemon Go is a government surveillance psyop conspiracy

[Jacque67 7,328]

Less than a week after Pokémon Gos launch, our streets are already filled with packs of phone-wielding, Weedle-catching zombies. Theyre robbing our teens, filling our churches with sinners, and tricking our children into exercising. But worst of all, Pokémon Go is turning us all into an army of narcs in service of the coming New World Order.

http://blackbag.gawker.com/pokemon-go-is-a-government-surveillance-psyop-conspirac-1783461240

[Jacque67 7,328]

There may be 150 creatures to collect in Pokémon Go, but theres only one you.

Thats the message one New Jersey police department had for citizens following reports of app users causing accidents by driving while looking at the screen as well as walking and looking at the screen.

As first reported by ABC News, the West Windsor Police Department issued a safety advisory on Monday warning aspiring PokéMasters not to crash into stuff or stumble onto the scene of their own mugging.

[smilesammich 10,727]

freaking millennial sheeple.

There may be 150 creatures to collect in Pokémon Go, but theres only one you.

Thats the message one New Jersey police department had for citizens following reports of app users causing accidents by driving while looking at the screen as well as walking and looking at the screen.

As first reported by ABC News, the West Windsor Police Department issued a safety advisory on Monday warning aspiring PokéMasters not to crash into stuff or stumble onto the scene of their own mugging.

thin the herd. bejeweled stars is illuminati free!

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

Darn my wife is now asking me to outside to capture a Pokémon. She now has the app If I can just use that as a verb later in the Jamaica dialect

[Jacque67 7,328]

http://links.nypost.com/clk/755/1429978/711661286/83c06dc3bc5e81315e7355c3e9fd2e0e2e61b3ab/7c657e6ce15866c5f7b9565a79816a760e14bb53/aHR0cDovL255cG9zdC5jb20vMjAxNi8wNy8xMi9wb2tlbW9uLWdvLXBsYXllcnMtYXJlLWFuZ2VyaW5nLXZpc2l0b3JzLWF0LXNhY3JlZC1sYW5kbWFya3Mv

Heard today some guy got fired from his job in Singapore for complaining online that the app wasn't available in Singapore . Is it only available in the US?

[Jacque67 7,328]

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/07/13/business/tech/fans-express-frustration-speculation-over-delayed-release-of-pokemon-go-in-birthplace-of-series/

Not yet available in birthplace ..hmmm

[Jacque67 7,328]

[OriZ 3,157]

As I keep saying, bread and circuses...this is just another part of it. Feels like a smoke screen whether intentional or not - a distraction from the real world. What are humans becoming? A bunch of pokemon hunting zombies.

I did find this funny though:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jul/10/pokemon-go-armed-robbers-dead-body

[Jacque67 7,328]

Even cops are catching the Pokémon Go bug.

A group of Queens cops took community policing to a new embarrassing level Wednesday when they were caught on video playing Pokemon Go while on the job at least the second time officers were witnessed playing the game.

A man captured four officers staring at their cell phones as they hunted for Pikachus on a Far Rockaway boardwalk at about 10 a.m. He then posted his video to Snapchat and the whole episode quickly went viral.

Theres a wild Pikachu, have you seen him? Zoli Honig, 27, asked one of the officers as he recorded them.

I caught it already, one of the three male cops giddily replied.

I didnt catch one yet, the lone female cop added.

Police were stationed near Beach 9th Street because youngsters had reportedly been hurling rocks. Some kids began chatting with two officers on the boardwalk, and introduced them to the hugely popular Pokemon game. The cops started playing on their private phones, and two other officers approached.

Then some guy with a cell phone camera captured them at the tail end of it, so it looks like the cops are playing it all by themselves, the source said.

[Jacque67 7,328]

http://links.nypost.com/clk/755/1429978/711661286/eea0ea3b02a29e0ef0af8b766c50bc19b4ded0d2/7c657e6ce15866c5f7b9565a79816a760e14bb53/aHR0cDovL255cG9zdC5jb20vMjAxNi8wNy8xMy9jb3BzLXNwb3R0ZWQtcGxheWluZy1wb2tlbW9uLWdvLW9uLXRoZS1qb2Iv

[OriZ 3,157]

http://links.nypost.com/clk/755/1429978/711661286/eea0ea3b02a29e0ef0af8b766c50bc19b4ded0d2/7c657e6ce15866c5f7b9565a79816a760e14bb53/aHR0cDovL255cG9zdC5jb20vMjAxNi8wNy8xMy9jb3BzLXNwb3R0ZWQtcGxheWluZy1wb2tlbW9uLWdvLW9uLXRoZS1qb2Iv

Utterly ridiculous.

Check those out:

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/news/a61327/pokemon-go-funerals/

http://www.today.com/video/funerals-firing-lines-more-the-odd-places-pokemon-have-been-found-723376195563

http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/07/12/holocaust-museum-auschwitz-want-pokmon-go-hunts-stop-pokmon/86991810/

[Jacque67 7,328]

https://mic.com/articles/148785/hillary-clinton-s-pok-mon-go-joke-we-need-pok-mon-go-to-the-polls

Trying to figure out how to get Pokemon Go to the polls.