Interpolation of Monty Python's 'Search for the Holy Grail', as applied to yer life at VJ

[Darnell 8,478]

Hello Hello to one and all.

Harpa Timsah has led me on the darken path into 'Holy Grail' interpolations for fun VJ stuff, and I thought to make a game on same.

The rules are easy -

Take a well known quote from the Holy Grail Movie and twist it, to accurately or inaccurately (yer choice) reflect your experience in using VJ.

Scoring: You can play multiple times per day, but your stuff must be unique (to you) - no munging one word over and over from a movie quote. One post = 1 point. Throw in a img using img tag? 2 points. Throw in a 20 sec or less animated gif ? 3 points. Use a youtube short vid (4 mins or less) ? 4 points. All graphics must be Holy Grail direct... not 'related', but direct.

I'll start....

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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

morphs into :

I don't want to write against you no more, you liberal gun-toting trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster from Ecuador and your father smelt of elderberries grown in MerseySide and you suffered through 3 RFEs cause you can't read English!

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

Okay. Ahem.

VJ: WHAT is your name?

Newbie: USC petitioner from Texas.

VJ: WHAT is your quest?

Newbie: I seek a fiance visa!

VJ: WHAT is your complete timeline, all your red flags, age difference, previous divorces, all dirty laundry, mother's maiden name, etc.

Newbie: I don't know! Ahhhhh! *blasted away*

[LibCampFireClub 635]

Newbie: My fiance and I need help to negotiate the difficult pond of immigration. Can you help?

VJ: How do you know she's your fiance? How and when did you meet?

Newbie: Well, she looks like my fiance. I send her pictures and chat online.

Fiance: I'm not his fiance, I'm not his fiance. He dressed me up like this!

Edited February 27, 2014 by ExExpat

[kitthekat 1,317]

Newbie: So, I should get married asap and apply for the CR1?

VJ: Yes. But! Follow only if ye be a man of valor! For the entrance to your wife's cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that only a handful of men have fought with it... and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about the floors of USCIS service centres. So, brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for divorce awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

[Darnell 8,478]

that's a swarmy evil bunny caricature, and I likes it !!! more please !

[i invite more_written_ caricatures of the evil bunny with long pointy teefs]

[shippingforecast 126]

Recent phone call to NSC.

Tier 2 Operator: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "beneficiary," you and all your fellow silly English CR-1 applicants.

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