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doodlebug Mentor

doodlebug   3

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The TSA has just issued a update to its travel allowed and forbidden carry-on list....Snow globes and like decorations regardless of size or amount of liquid inside, even with documentation. I am just cracking up... :lol:

No offense to some but if their extremist brothers did not behave like self mutilating animals we would not have to take these measures..

My brother is in the US Air Force. I guess they can get pretty extreme at times. :whistle:

KY Jelly is actually an exception. You can bring unlimited amounts of it on a plane.

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Ron Paul 2008

melly Proficient

melly   0

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It says you can bring it on for medical purposes. What kind of medical purposes requires KY jelly? And no, sex is NOT a medical purpose. :P

Allah tries his chosen people through many hardships, but those who persevere through adversity, surrendering themselves before the will of Allah, shall be blessed with a superb reward.

-The Prophet Muhammad (SAW), as reported by Anas bin Malik

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doodlebug Mentor

doodlebug   3

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It says you can bring it on for medical purposes. What kind of medical purposes requires KY jelly? And no, sex is NOT a medical purpose. :P

To ease the insertion of a rectal thermometer. :goofy:

12/28/06 - got married :)

02/05/07 - I-130 NOA1

02/21/07 - I-129 NOA1

04/09/07 - I-130 and I-129F approval email sent!!!!

04/26/07 - Packet 3 received

06/16/07 - Medical Examination

06/26/07 - Packet 3 SUBMITTED FINALLY!!!!

07/07/07 - Received pkt 4

07/22/07 - interview consular never bothered to show up for work.

07/29/07 - interview.

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Ron Paul 2008

melly Proficient

melly   0

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It says you can bring it on for medical purposes. What kind of medical purposes requires KY jelly? And no, sex is NOT a medical purpose. :P

To ease the insertion of a rectal thermometer. :goofy:

Er.... exactly how much KY do you need for that??? :blink:

Allah tries his chosen people through many hardships, but those who persevere through adversity, surrendering themselves before the will of Allah, shall be blessed with a superb reward.

-The Prophet Muhammad (SAW), as reported by Anas bin Malik

A time will come when the sky is torn apart; when the stars scatter, and the ocean drains away; and when the graves are tossed about, and laid open. At that time every man will be told what he has done, and what he has failed to do; and every woman will be told what she has done, and what she has failed to do.

-Qur'an, Al-Infitar, Surah 82:1-5

doodlebug Mentor

doodlebug   3

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It says you can bring it on for medical purposes. What kind of medical purposes requires KY jelly? And no, sex is NOT a medical purpose. :P

To ease the insertion of a rectal thermometer. :goofy:

Er.... exactly how much KY do you need for that??? :blink:

Well unlike the challenge of "how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll part of a tootsie roll pop",....I'm not gonna be the one to find out. :jest:

12/28/06 - got married :)

02/05/07 - I-130 NOA1

02/21/07 - I-129 NOA1

04/09/07 - I-130 and I-129F approval email sent!!!!

04/26/07 - Packet 3 received

06/16/07 - Medical Examination

06/26/07 - Packet 3 SUBMITTED FINALLY!!!!

07/07/07 - Received pkt 4

07/22/07 - interview consular never bothered to show up for work.

07/29/07 - interview.

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Ron Paul 2008

melly Proficient

melly   0

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It says you can bring it on for medical purposes. What kind of medical purposes requires KY jelly? And no, sex is NOT a medical purpose. :P

To ease the insertion of a rectal thermometer. :goofy:

Er.... exactly how much KY do you need for that??? :blink:

Well unlike the challenge of "how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll part of a tootsie roll pop",....I'm not gonna be the one to find out. :jest:

Hahahahahah, don't blame you. :lol:

Allah tries his chosen people through many hardships, but those who persevere through adversity, surrendering themselves before the will of Allah, shall be blessed with a superb reward.

-The Prophet Muhammad (SAW), as reported by Anas bin Malik

A time will come when the sky is torn apart; when the stars scatter, and the ocean drains away; and when the graves are tossed about, and laid open. At that time every man will be told what he has done, and what he has failed to do; and every woman will be told what she has done, and what she has failed to do.

-Qur'an, Al-Infitar, Surah 82:1-5

maggieNomar Experienced

maggieNomar   0

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It says you can bring it on for medical purposes. What kind of medical purposes requires KY jelly? And no, sex is NOT a medical purpose. :P

Wow the things one can learn on VJ!!

Actually Melly apparently sex IS a medical purpose. I read an article about it yesterday on MSNBC health. :blush: Regular sex prevents or reduces a variety of ailments, including prostate cancer. Move over Likopene!! and bring on the KY folks.

It says you can bring it on for medical purposes. What kind of medical purposes requires KY jelly? And no, sex is NOT a medical purpose. :P

To ease the insertion of a rectal thermometer. :goofy:

Er.... exactly how much KY do you need for that??? :blink:

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Ban Hammer   14,294

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Move over Likopene!! and bring on the KY folks.

i'm so not gonna ask :unsure:

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maggieNomar   0

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Move over Likopene!! and bring on the KY folks.

i'm so not gonna ask :unsure:

Whaaaat?? :innocent: I'm just saying, if you don't like tomatoes (where lycopene comes from) there is an alternative for prostate cancer prevention. Just trying to be of service to my VJ brothers. No, I think I was trying to help a previous poster see the need for KY for medicinal purposes. Yep that's how it all started. :blush: Oh I know Henia; this is now sooo off topic.. OH well. Fortunately we're already in that forum. :P

Maggie

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It says you can bring it on for medical purposes. What kind of medical purposes requires KY jelly? And no, sex is NOT a medical purpose. :P

To ease the insertion of a rectal thermometer. :goofy:

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Sheriff Uling   3

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It says you can bring it on for medical purposes. What kind of medical purposes requires KY jelly? And no, sex is NOT a medical purpose. :P

Hold up buddy... You are wrong. My wife writes refills my prescription every night. She's not a doctor, but she did stay at the Holiday Inn Express... LOL!!!!

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Sheriff Uling   3

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What's confusing me is how someone thought of putting KY jelly in a snowglobe!! :blink:

Don't underestimate the creative freaky sensual genius of sexually deprived petitioners and beneficiaries... e creative freaky sensual genius of sexually deprived petitioners and beneficiaries... The drought can drive you mad....

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