what is your least favorite x-mas/holiday song?

[Marilyn. 340]

Hate, hate, hate, triple hate...Feliz Navidad...and all versions of it.

what???????? hmmmmmm

oooh I HATE

I want a hippopotemus for xmas

HATE IT

damn. i love that song and the holly jolly christmas ..sung by burl ives...

I like "Holly Jolly Christmas" too

[Marilyn. 340]

Has anyone heard of the song "I want a ####### Job for christmas"?

Every Christmas morning, underneath the tree

Lots of lovely presents, are waiting there for me

And though I'm quite delighted, it's hard to get excited

Who needs another sweater?

Hey Santa

There is something that I'd like a whole lot better!

Are you listening, Santa?

I've been a good girl this year

And there's only one thing that I want…

I want a ####### job for Christmas, big old knockers out to here

It would make me proud to be endowed like the Playmate of the Year

I want a ####### job for Christmas, make them big and make them wide

The only blimps as big as these say "Goodyear" on the side

Heaving hefty happy hooters

Squishy gushy g'lactic shooters

Loads of curvy cleavage on display

Santa, give me this one gift.

It's not my spirits that are sagging, it's my boobs that need a lift!

Oh Santa, you know this Christmas season, give me a pair of juicy jugs

And you can be the first to squeeze em!

I want a ####### job for Christmas, spongy silicone balloons

Who needs a boat? I can stay afloat with my bulging chest pontoons.

Bursting beeping bouncing bozos

Wild and wiggly whopping waldos

Nestled in a cup that's Double D

Yee hoo!

Massive milky meaty mammaries

Big and 'nuff to feed two families

Santa won't you listen to her please?

I want a ####### job for Christmas

And when you've done that Santa dear

If it's okay, send my way

A nose job come next year

[almaty 19]

Has anyone heard of the song "I want a ####### Job for christmas"?

Every Christmas morning, underneath the tree

Lots of lovely presents, are waiting there for me

And though I'm quite delighted, it's hard to get excited

Who needs another sweater?

Hey Santa

There is something that I'd like a whole lot better!

Are you listening, Santa?

I've been a good girl this year

And there's only one thing that I want…

I want a ####### job for Christmas, big old knockers out to here

It would make me proud to be endowed like the Playmate of the Year

I want a ####### job for Christmas, make them big and make them wide

The only blimps as big as these say "Goodyear" on the side

Heaving hefty happy hooters

Squishy gushy g'lactic shooters

Loads of curvy cleavage on display

Santa, give me this one gift.

It's not my spirits that are sagging, it's my boobs that need a lift!

Oh Santa, you know this Christmas season, give me a pair of juicy jugs

And you can be the first to squeeze em!

I want a ####### job for Christmas, spongy silicone balloons

Who needs a boat? I can stay afloat with my bulging chest pontoons.

Bursting beeping bouncing bozos

Wild and wiggly whopping waldos

Nestled in a cup that's Double D

Yee hoo!

Massive milky meaty mammaries

Big and 'nuff to feed two families

Santa won't you listen to her please?

I want a ####### job for Christmas

And when you've done that Santa dear

If it's okay, send my way

A nose job come next year

great lyrics and a thoughtful gift

[Traviesa 0]

oooh I HATE

I want a hippopotemus for xmas

HATE IT

OMG...sorry but THAT'S THE SONG!!! That is hands down, without a doubt my all-time favorite Christmas song! Hmm let's see...there's a ton I don't like, that grate on my nerves...most of them have been mentioned. One that I like at the moment is that "Merry Christmas Darling" song by the Carpenters where she talks about them being apart except one line in that song makes absolutely no sense and kind of ticks me off when I hear it: "logs on the fire fill me with desire..." #######??

[Traviesa 0]

oooh I HATE

I want a hippopotemus for xmas

HATE IT

OMG...sorry but THAT'S THE SONG!!! That is hands down, without a doubt my all-time favorite Christmas song!

LOL oh the irony. As I was posting that my phone rings and it's my ex-coworker from my last job. All month of December last year we would play that song over and over and over again in the office and, worse, sing along. And he just mentioned it! Ahh, those were the days...

[almaty 19]

oooh I HATE

I want a hippopotemus for xmas

HATE IT

OMG...sorry but THAT'S THE SONG!!! That is hands down, without a doubt my all-time favorite Christmas song! Hmm let's see...there's a ton I don't like, that grate on my nerves...most of them have been mentioned. One that I like at the moment is that "Merry Christmas Darling" song by the Carpenters where she talks about them being apart except one line in that song makes absolutely no sense and kind of ticks me off when I hear it: "logs on the fire fill me with desire..." #######??

you sister melissa ..are indeed a right thinking type of girl..with excellent taste in christmas tunes

[Savanphil 3]

Has anyone heard of the song "I want a ####### Job for christmas"?

Every Christmas morning, underneath the tree

Lots of lovely presents, are waiting there for me

And though I'm quite delighted, it's hard to get excited

Who needs another sweater?

Hey Santa

There is something that I'd like a whole lot better!

Are you listening, Santa?

I've been a good girl this year

And there's only one thing that I want…

I want a ####### job for Christmas, big old knockers out to here

It would make me proud to be endowed like the Playmate of the Year

I want a ####### job for Christmas, make them big and make them wide

The only blimps as big as these say "Goodyear" on the side

Heaving hefty happy hooters

Squishy gushy g'lactic shooters

Loads of curvy cleavage on display

Santa, give me this one gift.

It's not my spirits that are sagging, it's my boobs that need a lift!

Oh Santa, you know this Christmas season, give me a pair of juicy jugs

And you can be the first to squeeze em!

I want a ####### job for Christmas, spongy silicone balloons

Who needs a boat? I can stay afloat with my bulging chest pontoons.

Bursting beeping bouncing bozos

Wild and wiggly whopping waldos

Nestled in a cup that's Double D

Yee hoo!

Massive milky meaty mammaries

Big and 'nuff to feed two families

Santa won't you listen to her please?

I want a ####### job for Christmas

And when you've done that Santa dear

If it's okay, send my way

A nose job come next year

Wow, what is this world coming to?

[JAYKE 0]

That awful song...about the christmas shoes for his momma...

I want to puke.

LOL, watch it..... I posted that one last year as my all time worst Christmas sond, and got some really irate PM's from some big fans....

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

[mybackpages 0]

Has anyone heard of the song "I want a ####### Job for christmas"?

Every Christmas morning, underneath the tree

Lots of lovely presents, are waiting there for me

And though I'm quite delighted, it's hard to get excited

Who needs another sweater?

Hey Santa

There is something that I'd like a whole lot better!

Are you listening, Santa?

I've been a good girl this year

And there's only one thing that I want…

I want a ####### job for Christmas, big old knockers out to here

It would make me proud to be endowed like the Playmate of the Year

I want a ####### job for Christmas, make them big and make them wide

The only blimps as big as these say "Goodyear" on the side

Heaving hefty happy hooters

Squishy gushy g'lactic shooters

Loads of curvy cleavage on display

Santa, give me this one gift.

It's not my spirits that are sagging, it's my boobs that need a lift!

Oh Santa, you know this Christmas season, give me a pair of juicy jugs

And you can be the first to squeeze em!

I want a ####### job for Christmas, spongy silicone balloons

Who needs a boat? I can stay afloat with my bulging chest pontoons.

Bursting beeping bouncing bozos

Wild and wiggly whopping waldos

Nestled in a cup that's Double D

Yee hoo!

Massive milky meaty mammaries

Big and 'nuff to feed two families

Santa won't you listen to her please?

I want a ####### job for Christmas

And when you've done that Santa dear

If it's okay, send my way

A nose job come next year

There are some songs that shouldn't even qualify as Christmas songs no matter how many times you sing the word Chirstmas or Santa.

and Feliz Navidad is one of my alt time favorites esp the Jose Feliciano classic