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one...two...tree   2,762

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By EMILY SMITH

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BORAT star Sacha Baron Cohen was beaten up by a passer-by after he tried to play a prank as his alter ego.

He approached the man and said: “I like your clothings. Are nice! Please may I buying? I want have sex with it.”

But the bystander didn’t see the joke. He took one look at Cohen and punched him in the face.

The funnyman — known for his Borat catchphrase “Jagshemash!” — yelled for help but was slugged again and again.

He was rescued by actor pal Hugh Laurie who had been on his way to a New York bar with Cohen.

Laurie rushed to help and pushed the man away as Cohen struggled to his feet. A pal of Cohen said: “Sacha couldn’t resist playing the fool as Borat, but picked on the wrong person.

“I guess this guy thought he was being attacked by someone unstable and lashed out. Sacha is very lucky he didn’t get a much worse beating.”

The incident took place after Laurie and Cohen appeared on the US TV show Saturday Night Live. The Brit comics were on their way to a late dinner when Laurie suggested they visit a bar in Manhattan.

Laurie, 47, told friends he feared Cohen was going to get badly beaten up. Luckily, 35-year-old Cohen did not receive any lasting scars.

Studio chiefs have warned Cohen to avoid pretending to be the spoof Kazakhstan TV reporter on the streets. Since the film was launched he has only appeared in character while promoting the movie on American television shows.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is tipped to become the highest grossing comedy of all time.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006520669,00.html

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Hilarious Clinton   452

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Don't make eye contact with New Yorkers and NEVER speak to them. Nothing good can come of it.

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Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
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It appears that the boy got a free education in the school of hard knocks. Stupid is as stupid does. He's lucky he didn't get a Texas style dumpster beating.

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"...for the system to be credible, people actually have to be deported at the end of the process."

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Don't make eye contact with New Yorkers and NEVER speak to them. Nothing good can come of it.

i agree, and a well deserved azz kicking too

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Don't make eye contact with New Yorkers and NEVER speak to them. Nothing good can come of it.

i agree, and a well deserved azz kicking too

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Ouch! I would have smack him if he did that to me. But I saw the movie Saturday. Never laughed so hard in a movie before. It was a great movie!

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Mrs. Forgetful   2

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He was lucky Doctor House was nearby.

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10/24/06- Recieved letter for initial interview

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12/27/06- Recieved NOA2 for I-130

12/27/06- Recieved welcome letter

12/27/06- I-485 touched, New card ordered

01/03/06- PERMANENT RESIDENT CARD RECIEVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!

09/18/08- Sent I-751... hopefully I did it corectly!

09/something... recieved NOA1 for I-751

10/16/08- Recieved biometrics appointment letter

10/25/08- Biometrics appontment!

03/19/09- Recieved letter stating I-751 transfered to CSC

03/30/09- I-751 approved!

04/02/09- Recieved approval letter

04/30/09- Recieved new card

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10/24/09- Recieved NOA receipt letter

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02/23/10- Fingerprinting appointment

04/07/10- N-400 Interview

10/07/10- Request for aditional evidencce

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