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Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: Now 100% John Denver Free!

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: Everything is Smaller Here

Florida: More Than Just a Great Place to Die

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn

Kansas: First of the Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: Don't worry, We All Come with Translators.

Maine: We're Really Cold, but We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: Coming soon, Baltimore's top junkie!

Massachusetts: Now with 30% Fewer Kennedys!

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota: 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction

Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Meth!

Montana: Land Of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else

Nebraska: Bring Something to Do

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: What Smell?

New Mexico: Cleaner than Regular Mexico and Less Bodies in the Sandbox

New York: You Have the Right To Remain Silent, You Have the Right To an Attorney

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: Welcome to Rhode Island. You're now leaving Rhode Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!

Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air

Wyoming: Where Men are Men (And The Sheep are Scared)

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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(washington dc isn't a state)

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(washington dc isn't a state)

I jacked that list off someones post over on the college football board.

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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The one about Kentucky = :lol:

"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!" - Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945.

"Retreat hell! We just got here!"

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The one about Kentucky = :lol:

:lol:

I didn't notice that until you just mentioned it.

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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:lol:

I didn't notice that until you just mentioned it.

Yeah, that was a good one -- so are these.

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Minnesota: 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction

Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State

Louisiana: Don't worry, We All Come with Translators.

You'd really would have to had the pleasure of talking to a Cajun to get the one about Louisiana -- but the food sure is damn good there!

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"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!" - Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945.

"Retreat hell! We just got here!"

CAPT. LLOYD WILLIAMS, USMC

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Yeah, that was a good one -- so are these.

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Minnesota: 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction

Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State

Louisiana: Don't worry, We All Come with Translators.

You'd really would have to had the pleasure of talking to a Cajun to get the one about Louisiana -- but the food sure is damn good there!

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New Jersey: What Smell?

:lol:

NJ also affectionately called - the Garden State.

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:lol:

NJ also affectionately called - the Garden State.Post Garbage State.

Fixxored!!

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2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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