She's Gone? Really? Already?

[donnie7263 0]

Bring it Slim! I can let your wife know you would only be my support system! No girls for you! LOL. I will update everyone tomorrow after I speak with Natalia. We will see how it goes, but I am at ease now. No pressure. I will visit Kiev in April or May whether she is with me or not. Life goes on!

[Ban Hammer 14,603]

... going to pick a fight with the ol' ball and chain.

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

Bring it Slim! I can let your wife know you would only be my support system! No girls for you! LOL. I will update everyone tomorrow after I speak with Natalia. We will see how it goes, but I am at ease now. No pressure. I will visit Kiev in April or May whether she is with me or not. Life goes on!

Go for May in Kiev. Late May even. The warmer the better. A wingman is maybe not a good thing there, if two girls show up, just keep them both for yourself, often an option. Don't expect any relationships from that.

Our wives will not buy into that ####### that we are only there as a support system.

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

How old are you? How fat or bald are you?

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

Yeah, no visas, big PLUS for Ukraine. Many Russian and Belarussian women travel to Ukraine to meet their intended SO's it is easy for them, they need no visa either.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Go for May in Kiev. Late May even. The warmer the better. A wingman is maybe not a good thing there, if two girls show up, just keep them both for yourself, often an option. Don't expect any relationships from that.

Our wives will not buy into that ####### that we are only there as a support system.

Kira won't let me out of her sight over there after my last few fck ups in Minsk.

[slim 1,533]

Bring it Slim! I can let your wife know you would only be my support system! No girls for you! LOL. I will update everyone tomorrow after I speak with Natalia. We will see how it goes, but I am at ease now. No pressure. I will visit Kiev in April or May whether she is with me or not. Life goes on!

My wife wouldn't care. She doesn't think I still have it.

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

My wife wouldn't care. She doesn't think I still have it.

I bet she would care. She tells you that but they know we are still hot items. Alla would care. OMG yes. I never gave her a reason to be jealous but she is

[donnie7263 0]

Well, it seems I have bad news. Natalia has been lying for about 3 weeks. I thought RUB women were, at very least, brutally honest! She opened another page on that facebook site that I wasn't aware of. She had one page for my sake. And another for meeting other people. She doesn't speak any English. So I translate all our conversations. Google has some issues... let me tell you! Bad translations are the reason for alot of disagreements. Anyway, last week it seems that was the case. She thought I said something mean. I did not. She claims at that point she thought our relationship was over. But would not reply to any of my texts to explain the misunderstanding. Then she went out, found a random guy off the street, and had sex with him. What's up with that?! Even if it were a real fight, that is no reason for revenge. Is it? This wasn't the first time either. One time she misunderstood me and removed all our pictures from her site. Then the next time she destroyed the necklace and ring I gave her. Now this! Someone please explain this behavior! Because I am seriously gonna be out of there! Are all Ukrainian women this crazy? Maybe Belarus is better. Too bad because I really like the mindset of Ukrainian women! HELP!

[donnie7263 0]

By the way.... Why_Me.....love the correlation between a uterus and bevo! I am a die hard Aggie!

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

By the way.... Why_Me.....love the correlation between a uterus and bevo! I am a die hard Aggie!

"Gig em"

[baron555 934]

So I translate all our conversations.

Therein lies your whole problem....and you two were gonna get married? How would you communicate? How could you have had any REAL conversations about what her life will be like here?

Sri, but you should have seen this coming. Now you've said something; she got mad, she got even and now you're angry also. Nice relationship!

[donnie7263 0]

Yup! You got it! But I am taking Russian lessons. I can only speak basic stuff now. But at least I am making an effort!

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Well, it seems I have bad news. Natalia has been lying for about 3 weeks. I thought RUB women were, at very least, brutally honest! She opened another page on that facebook site that I wasn't aware of. She had one page for my sake. And another for meeting other people. She doesn't speak any English. So I translate all our conversations. Google has some issues... let me tell you! Bad translations are the reason for alot of disagreements. Anyway, last week it seems that was the case. She thought I said something mean. I did not. She claims at that point she thought our relationship was over. But would not reply to any of my texts to explain the misunderstanding. Then she went out, found a random guy off the street, and had sex with him. What's up with that?! Even if it were a real fight, that is no reason for revenge. Is it? This wasn't the first time either. One time she misunderstood me and removed all our pictures from her site. Then the next time she destroyed the necklace and ring I gave her. Now this! Someone please explain this behavior! Because I am seriously gonna be out of there! Are all Ukrainian women this crazy? Maybe Belarus is better. Too bad because I really like the mindset of Ukrainian women! HELP!

Belarus has it's plus side....well for picking up women, not actually living there.

"Why_Me's guide to Minsk and women"

1) Rent an apartment in or very near to Nemega (central Minsk where all the action is). Make sure it has internet and washing machine.

2) Get your visitors visa from whatever agency you rent your apt. from (30 day visa is max they do).

3) Google the night clubs in or near Nemega (West World: big ####### club in hotel Belarus with big dance floor and two strip bars down below, Madison Club...top of the line club with mirrored dance floor, pond with fish, bridge, appetizers, bowling alley and tons and tons of super hot chicks, Planeta hotel with small dance club and excellent strip club, and Club Versus...black tie only strip joint inside Hotel Minsk..but it's n ot near Nemega).

4) Any pizza joint, resteraunt, etc... work the waitresses. Minsk is a big time college town loaded with hot little college chickies and most of them get waiteress jobs in the hotels and food joints and are always on the prowl. I swear some of the hottest chicks there are serving food. Even the McDonalds in Minsk is loaded with hot ones. So never count out the hired help...best ones to go for imo.

5) Grab a map and stand on a busy street corner wearing a baseball cap and Levi jeans (nothing says "I'm American more than jeans and a cap). Open up the map like your looking for somewhere...play dumb. Wait and see how many chicks come to "help you". It's like swimming in a shark tank. That one works great in the day time and is a gold mine imo.

6) Always let them talk...and act like your interested in what they have to say. That one is global with all women world wide.

7) Play the role. Take a wad of $1 bills and cover it up with a few $20's and a few C-notes and play the part. Suit, tie, etc... cologne Polo ore something not too expensive but something "loud". Those chicks dig that. And act like you own the joint. When I go into a club over there I don't smile unless something catches my eye. Always grease the waitress with a $20 spot so you get your drinks on time (special service) and they will usually throw in free appetizers.

8) For the first few days sow your oats. Use the "shot gun method". If you have a table with 3 chicks who don't know each other but all want a piece of you then try to land all three for one big bash. Odds on one will chicken out, but that still leaves you two to take back to your apt.

9) Sit with authority. Find a big ####### table that has that wrap around seating so you can spread both your arms on the top of it...again that goes back to looking like you own the joint and you expect the best. Mindset is everything along with presentation. Don't look like your willing to jump the first set of bones that comes your way. Play the role... Sean Conner ...that's the man I learned from as in James Bond flicks. That guy helped me score more you know what then anything else.

10) Another little trick of mine is the "writer/journalist". This one works great everywhere but it really kills them in the smaller towns and villages. You take a soft case brief case with a small laptop and stuff it full of papers and act like your writing. Make sure you also have a camera bag with you also. Sit at a cafe and look, look and look. When one of them takes the bait...and they will, you tell them your doing a story on such and such Oblast, village, travel guide, blog site, whatever and your looking for someone who can help clue you in on local news/history. That one is a gold mine also. Next thing you know you have a translator willing to "help you" with anything and everything. Just make sure she's not around when you hope the next train out...unless you really like her of course.

11) Cash. Belarus is cash poor and wants US dollars. Take as much money as you can on your person. They will ask you to trade in your newer money for their US money..they do this right at the airport when you arrive. NP with that. That money still spends. That and the ATM machines there hose you so you don't want to use them too much. Keep your cash in a zip lock baggie and stick that in your socks..like the ones your wearing. I never keep more than a few grand in my wallet...rest of the money goes in my socks.

12) Airport security. Those seccrity chicks wear skirts and they look hot. I scored one right off the plane one time. So don't count them out either. Get her phone number and let her know where you will be staying. Usually Minsk airport has super hot looking airport security chicks working with those army like uniforms with skirts and beret.

Edited March 6, 2012 by Why_Me

[donnie7263 0]

Damn Why_Me! No wonder you got yourself in trouble! LOL. Thanks for the info though!