Perry: As President, I'll annex Canada

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

“Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil that we don’t have to buy from a foreign source,” Mr. Perry said in Clarinda, earning a loud round of enthusiastic applause.

Are you guys north of the border ready for this?

Edited December 29, 2011 by Mr. Big Dog

[Krikit 1,164]

OMG. I can't believe the stupid things this guy said. If they hadn't specified his name I would have sworn it was Palin.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

OMG. I can't believe the stupid things this guy said. If they hadn't specified his name I would have sworn it was Palin.

Palin's got nothing on Perry. She's Einstein compared to that dumbfcuk.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

LBJ, Bush Jr. and now this guy. It makes you wonder where Texans find their governors.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil that we dont have to buy from a foreign source, Mr. Perry said in Clarinda, earning a loud round of enthusiastic applause.

Are you guys north of the border ready for this?

Annex Canada? He probably thinks it is part of Michigan or something

I guess this means signs at Lowes will now be English/Spanish/French.

Edited December 29, 2011 by Gary and Alla

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

LBJ, Bush Jr. and now this guy. It makes you wonder where Texans find their governors.

I grew up there! These are just the ones you hear about!

[Danno 1,228]

Palin's got nothing on Perry. She's Einstein compared to that dumbfcuk.

When it comes to an economy, I like the way Perry does it a lot more than the way Obama doesn't.

Yeah I know you are sweatin a little with a no-win situation staring you in the face....

A. Obama goes down in defeat to one of these half-assed Rebublicans to the cheers of the country.

B. Obama raises enough money to hang on for another four years.... yet with the new make up in the house and Senate, his next 4 look even worse than the first...... thereby such a climate of disgust for the Democrat party they become even less meaningful in policy.

Rock N a Hard place for Ole Obamer.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

When it comes to an economy, I like the way Perry does it a lot more than the way Obama doesn't.

Yeah I know you are sweatin a little with a no-win situation staring you in the face....

A. Obama goes down in defeat to one of these half-assed Rebublicans to the cheers of the country.

B. Obama raises enough money to hang on for another four years.... yet with the new make up in the house and Senate, his next 4 look even worse than the first...... thereby such a climate of disgust for the Democrat party they become even less meaningful in policy.

Rock N a Hard place for Ole Obamer.

Did you jack off while typing that? Sounds a lot like a wet dream you keep having.

[Danno 1,228]

Did you jack off while typing that? Sounds a lot like a wet dream you keep having.

Wet dream? Well maybe but wet dreams only deal in fantasy.....there is no choice C available to the poor guy and you know it.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Wet dream? Well maybe but wet dreams only deal in fantasy.....there is no choice C available to the poor guy and you know it.

He who laughs last lasts.

[luckytxn 2,264]

LBJ, Bush Jr. and now this guy. It makes you wonder where Texans find their governors.

LBJ was never a Governor.

[luckytxn 2,264]

I grew up there! These are just the ones you hear about!

Yeah I am guessing nobody ever heard of Ma and Paw Hogg, both Governors. They had two daughters, ones name was Ima and the others name was Ura.

[SuperDuper! 230]

“Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil that we don’t have to buy from a foreign source,” Mr. Perry said in Clarinda, earning a loud round of enthusiastic applause.

Are you guys north of the border ready for this?

He's speaking the truth. Canada is just America's hat, everyone knows that!

[luckytxn 2,264]

He's speaking the truth. Canada is just America's hat, everyone knows that!

Everyone should read also who owns the oil. Every Canadian oil company is averaging 1/3 of Canadian ownership. The rest is owned by the majors. Most of them have headquarters in Houston. Canada does get royalties though. On behalf of Houston I would like to thank Canada for the riches we have amassed.

[slim 1,530]

I heard a snippet of some speech the other day and until I walked in the room and saw it was Perry speaking, I thought it was Bush.

You could loop their voices together and probably not even notice the difference.