The Wedding Night ;-))

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Now look what you've done, John.

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On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe.The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh," he exclaims, "you are so beautiful, let me take your picture."Puzzled she asks, "My picture?"He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.He comes out wearing his robe. "We are married now," the new wife says. "You can open your robe!"At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, my! Let me get a picture."He beams and asks, "Why?"She answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

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A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said the man. ‘I’m going to Las Vegas’, said the wife, ‘I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

‘The man said, ‘Wait a minute!’, and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

‘Where the heck are you going?’, said the wife.

The man said, ‘I want to see how you’re gonna live on $800 a year!’

[nane1104 146]

:lol: Thank you for the laugh!

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

:lol: Thank you for the laugh!

Anytime! :thumbs:

[Ban Hammer 14,352]

At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old.

Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their

wedding night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The

newlywed is concerned that her new husband may over exert himself

if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding

festivities, LouAnne prepares herself for bed, and for the expected

"knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens,

and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as

one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she

prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another

knock on her bedroom door. It'sMorris! And he's again ready for more

action. Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents to further coupling.

When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond

goodnight, and leaves LouAnne is set to go to sleep again. However,

after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and

there he is again... Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for

a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another. As Morris is

once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly

impressed that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less than a

third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover, Morris."

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I

was here already?

[nane1104 146]

I almost spit my drink...I didn't see that one coming

[Nagishkaw 510]

.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I almost spit my drink...I didn't see that one coming

Neither did she I dare say. :whistle:

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[Nagishkaw 510]

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[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

:rofl:

Edited August 15, 2011 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[Dan and Judy 614]

it hit to close to home but it was funny

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

it hit to close to home but it was funny

Only missed it by six inches, you say?

Edited August 18, 2011 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[Dan and Judy 614]

It hit too close to home but it was funny

Edited August 18, 2011 by Dan and Judy

[Dan and Judy 614]

At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old.

Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their

wedding night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The

newlywed is concerned that her new husband may over exert himself

if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding

festivities, LouAnne prepares herself for bed, and for the expected

"knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens,

and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as

one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she

prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another

knock on her bedroom door. It'sMorris! And he's again ready for more

action. Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents to further coupling.

When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond

goodnight, and leaves LouAnne is set to go to sleep again. However,

after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and

there he is again... Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for

a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another. As Morris is

once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly

impressed that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less than a

third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover, Morris."

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I

was here already?

This is a real funny story but I feel like I have heard it before

[Dan and Judy 614]

Only missed it by six inches, you say?

I think I did, but I cant remember what it was in reference to. My memory isnt as good as it used to be