Ohio Boys Suspended For Farting On School Bus

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An Ohio seventh-grader was suspended last week for doing arguably the most predictable thing a 13-year-old boy could do for a laugh on the school bus. He cut the cheese.

Canal Winchester Middle School students Anthony Nichols and another boy lost their bus privileges on Friday for their stinky stunt, which prompted the customary rousing laughter and "lowering of windows," according to the Columbus Dispatch.

Administrators ruled that the flatulence was in violation of the school's code of conduct, but if you ask Nichols' parents, the decision reeks of poor judgement.

"It's very laughable, that's what it is," said Anthony's father, James Nichols. He said he spoke with the school's vice principal, Daniel Senu-Oke, who "suggested my son should hold his gas on this hour-long bus ride."

For a concerned parent, however, that answer just doesn't cut it.

"When it happens, it just happens," he said. "It's not intentional."

But perhaps it is. According to the bus driver and school officials, the 13-year-old Nichols and his partner in crime are repeat offenders with a history of passing gas on the school bus.

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An Ohio seventh-grader was suspended last week for doing arguably the most predictable thing a 13-year-old boy could do for a laugh on the school bus. He cut the cheese.

Canal Winchester Middle School students Anthony Nichols and another boy lost their bus privileges on Friday for their stinky stunt, which prompted the customary rousing laughter and "lowering of windows," according to the Columbus Dispatch.

Administrators ruled that the flatulence was in violation of the school's code of conduct, but if you ask Nichols' parents, the decision reeks of poor judgement.

"It's very laughable, that's what it is," said Anthony's father, James Nichols. He said he spoke with the school's vice principal, Daniel Senu-Oke, who "suggested my son should hold his gas on this hour-long bus ride."

For a concerned parent, however, that answer just doesn't cut it.

"When it happens, it just happens," he said. "It's not intentional."

But perhaps it is. According to the bus driver and school officials, the 13-year-old Nichols and his partner in crime are repeat offenders with a history of passing gas on the school bus.

http://weirdnews.aol...g_n_861014.html

That was some powerful gas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82CYNj7noic

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decision reeks of poor judgement.

answer just doesn't cut it.

(1) Good wordplay by the article's author, even if "judgement" is mispelt, sie mann.

(2) So far, I've been unable to learn how the verb "cut" became connected with "fart." Any wordsmiths?

with a history of passing gas on the school bus.

(1) Are they passing History in school?

(2) They're in college prep... for fraternity parties, si man.

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(1) Good wordplay by the article's author, even if "judgement" is mispelt, sie mann.

(2) So far, I've been unable to learn how the verb "cut" became connected with "fart." Any wordsmiths?(1) Are they passing History in school?

(2) They're in college prep... for fraternity parties, si man.

It might have something to do with the redolence of some of the more odoriferous cheeses when sliced. These boys may or may not be passing History in school but school is really not the place for such movements. It's alimentary logic.

The portmanteau of fraternity parties is...

farties, si man

Gives new meaning to beating two gassers and a rail job.

I suppose the kids will get As in chemistry for turning their bodies into methane plants. Four Hydrogen atoms and one C, man.

Edited May 16, 2011 by IR5FORMUMSIE

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(1) Good wordplay by the article's author, even if "judgement" is mispelt, sie mann.

(2) So far, I've been unable to learn how the verb "cut" became connected with "fart." Any wordsmiths?(1) Are they passing History in school?

(2) They're in college prep... for fraternity parties, si man.

I've heard that the expression "cut the cheese" being connected with farting refers to the odor of certain cheeses that some people may describe as "unpleasant"...the most famous being limburger. Of course, when a person cuts into a fresh block of cheese, the odor is then released.

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It might have something to do with the redolence of some of the more odoriferous cheeses when sliced.

I've heard that the expression "cut the cheese" being connected with farting refers to the odor of certain cheeses that some people may describe as "unpleasant"...the most famous being limburger. Of course, when a person cuts into a fresh block of cheese, the odor is then released.

Of course you could have just read my post.

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Of course you could have just read my post.

That would have been far too easy Sorry I skipped it

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That would have been far too easy Sorry I skipped it

No need to apologize, you only saved yourself a fate worse than having to listen to Don Cherry.

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Only in America could kids fart on a school bus. It brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.