For Amby - World Penis Sizes...

[Obama 2012 1,714]

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http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/118279/world_penis_size_map_is

Man oh man, this is really bad news, guys. Based on the Worldwide ####### Size Map, we're coming up a little short here in the United States. That's right. The US of A and all its gloriousness is pretty far up there on the ####### size chart. In fact, we're #98 out of 112 countries. And sorry, fellows, in this case, the bigger the number on the chart, the smaller the d*cks.

This sure explains a lot about Americans though.

This new chart clears up all my questions about all the big giant trucks and ridiculously enormous houses. It might also explain our love of gun racks, Sylvester Stallone, and the Super Bowl (whatcha gonna fill that big bowl with, huh?). And this really helps me understand Big Macs and Super Sizing and Big Gulps and especially that monstrous SUPER Big Gulp. You know what they say, right?

Of course, it also might explain why we're in three wars right now. To our mere 5.1 American inches, Iraq has 5.7 inches, Afghanistan has 5.3 inches, and Libya has 5.4 inches. You can sorta see why we felt the need to get out the big bombs.

Check out the entire world map of penises below.

What do you think? Will you be moving (or moving your man) to the Congo (7.1 inches!!!) anytime soon?

"bigger" map on the article link...

[웃 910]

What do you think? Will you be moving (or moving your man) to the Congo (7.1 inches!!!) anytime soon?

[Jenn! 918]

I can't make it bigger. The map, I mean.

[Ban Hammer 14,299]

I can't make it bigger. The map, I mean.

maybe you should hover your mouse over it.

Edited April 4, 2011 by charles!

[TBoneTX 47,578]

A guy married his girlfriend, whose name was Wendy. To prove his everlasting love for her, he had her name tattooed on his #######. When he was aroused, one could read the whole name; at other times, only the first and last letters, the W and the Y, were visible.

They went to the Caribbean on their honeymoon and walked onto a nude beach. The groom spied a native who had the identical "W-Y" tattoo on his #######, and spoke to him: "Hey -- I notice that we have the same tattoo. Is your wife named Wendy, too?"

"Heck no, Mon!" said the native. "Mine say, 'Welcome to Jamaica, Mon -- have a nice daY!'"

[Jenn! 918]

A guy married his girlfriend, whose name was Wendy. To prove his everlasting love for her, he had her name tattooed on his #######. When he was aroused, one could read the whole name; at other times, only the first and last letters, the W and the Y, were visible.

They went to the Caribbean on their honeymoon and walked onto a nude beach. The groom spied a native who had the identical "W-Y" tattoo on his #######, and spoke to him: "Hey -- I notice that we have the same tattoo. Is your wife named Wendy, too?"

"Heck no, Mon!" said the native. "Mine say, 'Welcome to Jamaica, Mon -- have a nice daY!'"

lol

[Amby 490]

someone showed this to me a few weeks ago

[Ban Hammer 14,299]

someone showed this to me a few weeks ago

they showed you what?

[Amby 490]

they showed you what?

I had men from every country line up and show me their #######. Not.

Suzy showed me the story but it was in Spanish so I had no clue what was going on. I just looked at the photo.

[ras wyse 3]

A guy married his girlfriend, whose name was Wendy. To prove his everlasting love for her, he had her name tattooed on his #######. When he was aroused, one could read the whole name; at other times, only the first and last letters, the W and the Y, were visible.

They went to the Caribbean on their honeymoon and walked onto a nude beach. The groom spied a native who had the identical "W-Y" tattoo on his #######, and spoke to him: "Hey -- I notice that we have the same tattoo. Is your wife named Wendy, too?"

"Heck no, Mon!" said the native. "Mine say, 'Welcome to Jamaica, Mon -- have a nice daY!'"