Ted Haggard: I'm Probably What The Kids Call 'Bisexual'

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In a new GQ profile, Rev. Ted Haggard addresses the continued assumptions that he's gay, following revelations years ago that the prominent evangelical had a drug-fueled sexual relationship with a gay male former escort: "I think that probably, if I were 21 in this society, I would identify myself as a bisexual."

But, he told GQ's Kevin Roose: "I'm 54, with children, with a belief system, and I can have enforced boundaries in my life. Just like you're a heterosexual but you don't have sex with every woman that you're attracted to, so I can be who I am and exclusively have sex with my wife and be perfectly satisfied."

The profile provides a few other tidbits about Haggard, who resigned from the New Life Church and from his position as president of the National Association of Evangelicals after he admitted to the affair with his male meth dealer, who was also a prostitute.

When Haggard resigned, Roose reports, he signed a separation agreement, drafted by a board of overseers appointed by the church, which "required him to cut off all contact with members of the church, stay away from the media, perform no ministry-related work, and move his family out of Colorado." Haggard says he now finds the agreement "excessively harsh," and still has a score of bitterness toward the megachurch he founded, referring to it as the "old Soviet Union": "I used to think the church was the light of the world. But I've completely lost my faith in it."

"You've got to understand, Kevin, people are, at their cores, hateful," he told Roose. "I don't want to believe that, but the facts have prevailed over my idealism."

About former meth dealer and escort Mike Jones, Haggard says: "We never had sex sex. I bought drugs and a massage from him, and he masturbated me at the end of it. That's it."

He admitted to buying drugs "five or six times" from Jones, but adds: "Sometimes I'd throw it away. Other times, I'd go someplace and masturbate and use it. But it was for masturbation. And that's one of the reasons why I haven't been real clear. I don't want to stand up publicly and say, 'Hey, I'm a masturbation guy!"

"You know, that's really the core issue here," he added. "I bought the drugs to enhance masturbation. Because what crystal meth does--Mike taught me this--crystal meth makes it so you don't ejaculate soon. So you can watch porn and masturbate for a long time."

But there have been other allegations of misconduct:

Two years ago, a New Life volunteer named Grant Haas revealed that Ted had masturbated in front of him and offered him drugs on a church trip in 2006, when he was 22, and that New Life subsequently paid him $179,000 to keep quiet. New Life later confirmed having paid Haas but insisted that it wasn't meant as hush money. (Ted denies the drug offer but admits that he masturbated in the room they shared. "I thought he was asleep," he says.)

Haggard said in response: "And that's exactly why I haven't done youth programs at St. James," he said, referring to the new church he recently founded, "because here I was trying to help these guys, and now I've got people calling me a pedophile."

"Grant Haas will end up publicly repenting, Mike Jones will end up publicly repenting, and the overseers will end up publicly repenting, just like I did," Haggard says.

Back in June, Haggard gave a press conference with his family outside his Colorado Springs home, and announced that he was moving on and founding a new church, called St. James, which he said will welcome everyone, "gay, straight, bi, tall, short, whether you're an addict, a recovering addict, or you have an addict in your family." But, he added, no gay marriages will be performed at this new church.

Earlier this month he starred in a TLC special, showing him setting up the church: "Showing the world the new chapter of our lives will hopefully inspire others to find their own path to overcome their struggles and embrace the power of acceptance."

Read the full profile here.

http://tpmmuckraker....ll_bisexual.php

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Why do you need to buy drugs to masturbate? Masturbation is free!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Why do you need to buy drugs to masturbate? Masturbation is free!

So you can stroke it for hours while watching gay porn without ejaculation....according to Teddy.

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So you can stroke it for hours while watching gay porn without ejaculation....according to Teddy.

I guess I should have read the whole thing.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I call him a "man of God" Send money.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I guess I should have read the whole thing.

You jackoff.

[Ban Hammer 12,840]

You jackoff.

[trillium13 84]

Every time I see an article on this guy he's telling a different story. I'm not gay! Is evil! Ok I'm gay. Ok no I am not gay I just thought I was and I'm cured. Hm, now maybe I think I'm bisexual.

Make up your mind already.

[Amby 490]

So you can stroke it for hours while watching gay porn without ejaculation....according to Teddy.

then he needs more drugs to numb the pain from hours of stroking

[one...two...tree 2,762]

then he needs more drugs to numb the pain from hours of stroking

...or lots of hand lotion.

[Amby 490]

...or lots of hand lotion.

hand lotion gets sticky after putting so much on. if it doesn't get sticky it starts to dry and flake off. it's not pretty. maybe lots of lube. OH! maybe something like ####### ease towards the end cos it has a topical anesthetic in it.

[ready4ONE 5,400]

Gay sex with his meth dealer! Praise Jesus!

[sjr09 155]

...or lots of hand lotion.

Your, speaking from experiences

[SuperDuper! 230]

The OP is WAY too interested in this topic and its finer points.

[Amby 490]

I just care about the ####### so I was offering suggestions