The Anonymous Overshare Thread

[Stephen Dedalus 0]

I think everyone has something that they have done in their lives that they are both ashamed, and cavalier about. I am not talking about minor, petty things like farting in a staff meeting. I guess the best way is to start off with my own contribution. About a year ago, I woke up one cold morning. I didn't want to get out of bed to let a fart go, so I tried to do it silently in bed. It turned out, it was more than a fart....... I immediately jump up and run to the bathroom to clean up. As I walked back into the bedroom, I see the duvet and the sheets on the floor, and my wife just waking up. The only thing that I could come up with at that point was "I thought I felt a spider"

I encourage others to share your embarrassing moments that you want to get off your chest.

[TessDurbeyfield 0]

SO glad this thread is here!

I remember a boyfriend I had, and after our first real "big date" (we were both a little drunk too) I awoke at 2 in the morning to find him gone. I texted him to ask what gave -- why did he leave me without so much as a goodbye?

I got a text back: "I did say good night. I leaned over and kissed you tenderly, then you rolled over and grunted."

Cue shame spiral.

[Jenn! 918]

SO glad this thread is here!

I remember a boyfriend I had, and after our first real "big date" (we were both a little drunk too) I awoke at 2 in the morning to find him gone. I texted him to ask what gave -- why did he leave me without so much as a goodbye?

I got a text back: "I did say good night. I leaned over and kissed you tenderly, then you rolled over and grunted."

Cue shame spiral.

I don't get it - that's not really embarrassing.

[Nagishkaw 510]

I think everyone has something that they have done in their lives that they are both ashamed, and cavalier about. I am not talking about minor, petty things like farting in a staff meeting. I guess the best way is to start off with my own contribution. About a year ago, I woke up one cold morning. I didn't want to get out of bed to let a fart go, so I tried to do it silently in bed. It turned out, it was more than a fart....... I immediately jump up and run to the bathroom to clean up. As I walked back into the bedroom, I see the duvet and the sheets on the floor, and my wife just waking up. The only thing that I could come up with at that point was "I thought I felt a spider"

I encourage others to share your embarrassing moments that you want to get off your chest.

Ch!t happens.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I think everyone has something that they have done in their lives that they are both ashamed, and cavalier about. I am not talking about minor, petty things like farting in a staff meeting. I guess the best way is to start off with my own contribution. About a year ago, I woke up one cold morning. I didn't want to get out of bed to let a fart go, so I tried to do it silently in bed. It turned out, it was more than a fart....... I immediately jump up and run to the bathroom to clean up. As I walked back into the bedroom, I see the duvet and the sheets on the floor, and my wife just waking up. The only thing that I could come up with at that point was "I thought I felt a spider"

I encourage others to share your embarrassing moments that you want to get off your chest.

Or out of your bowels.

[thongd4me 69]

My most embarassing moments have always been when my mom opens her mouth.

I remember like it was yesterday, I was 18, in college and my grandmother was hosting

a family gathering. My grandmother made me a whiskey sour (I remember the taste but

haven't had one in many many years) and just before everyone was going to toast

(I think it was Easter), my mom shouts at me, put that drink down, you're not 21!

My mom should have known that the drinking age in New York was 16 at the time.

At least my grandmother knew that.

Needless to say, I didn't give up the drink.

[^_^ 5,021]

Why are all your embarrassing stories so very unembarrassing?

[thongd4me 69]

Why are all your embarrassing stories so very unembarrassing?

We're waiting for you to set the bar, really really high

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I have lots of embarrassing stories, but they are too embarrassing to tell here. Selective memory function is in effect.

[Marilyn. 340]

I crapped my pants at school when I was in 3rd grade..

is that embarrassing enough?

[thongd4me 69]

I crapped my pants at school when I was in 3rd grade..

is that embarrassing enough?

A former girlfriend performed that for her auntie (in China) when she was 3 or 4.

According to Chinese culture, it's supposed to bring good luck

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I crapped my pants at school when I was in 3rd grade..

is that embarrassing enough?

No, you were young then so it doesn't count. If you did it today, it would be embarrassing.

[Stephen Dedalus 0]

Why are all your embarrassing stories so very unembarrassing?

I have lots of embarrassing stories, but they are too embarrassing to tell here. Selective memory function is in effect.

Goodness, It seems this thread has veered off course. The whole point of the thread is contained in the title. I don't think I would ever admit to people I know in real life, and I know people from this forum in real life, some of my more embarassing moments.

About 18 months ago, my wife and I had just returned from the movies. We had seen 2 movies, so when we got home, we both bolted straight for the bathroom. Of course, I let her go first, but I really couldn't hold it in, so I went into the kitchen and grabbed a vitamin water bottle and peed into that. Unfortunately, the capacity of the bottle was not equal to the capacity of my bladder. My wife finishes her business, and walks out to me standing there with my pants open, a bottle filled with pee that has since spilled about 1/4 of it on the kitchen floor. I told her the truth, but she never believed me.

[Amby 490]

I've told this story on here before...when I was living in England we were remodeling the bathroom and the guy was either installing the new toilet or fixing something on it because it wasn't installed properly. anyways he didn't have one part so he had to run to the store. neighbors weren't home and we only had one bathroom and I had to pee really bad so neil suggested I pee in the bath. the guy's tools were in the bath so he said to pee in the sink. I had to pee so bad I didn't even care so I took a pee in the sink and didn't make a mess. then I bent over to pull up my pants and I smacked my head so hard on the bath I busted it (my head, not the bath lol) open.

Edited December 28, 2010 by Amby

[Stephen Dedalus 0]

I've told this story on here before...when I was living in England we were remodeling the bathroom and the guy was either installing the new toilet or fixing something on it because it wasn't installed properly. anyways he didn't have one part so he had to run to the store. neighbors weren't home and we only had one bathroom and I had to pee really bad so neil suggested I pee in the bath. the guy's tools were in the bath so he said to pee in the sink. I had to pee so bad I didn't even care so I took a pee in the sink and didn't make a mess. then I bent over to pull up my pants and I smacked my head so hard on the bath I busted it (my head, not the bath lol) open.

At least you can look back and laugh at it and yourself now.

You joined yesterday you have lots to learn.

That is the nature of this thread Pee-wee. This account is an anonymous one that I made yesterday so as to confess some personal details that I didn't feel comfortable saying under my real account.