Coldest winter in 1,000 years on its way

[Ban Hammer 14,571]

With all due respect, the species is not going to go extinct. What we're looking at is another bottleneck event. We'll all be dead but Charles will survive thanks to his guns; Madame Cleo will also survive thanks to her organic and fully self-sufficient garden. The big question is, will the two put their enmity aside and work together for the good of the species?

are you suggesting what i think you're suggesting?

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are you suggesting what i think you're suggesting?

That in the event of a bottleneck event, your guns will save you? I am suggesting it, but the idea is so absurd as to not be taken seriously.

If you do survive a bottleneck event, it will be for other reasons. Your proximity to farmland and livestock, maybe? Your distance from the oceans, maybe?

[Ban Hammer 14,571]

That in the event of a bottleneck event, your guns will save you? I am suggesting it, but the idea is so absurd as to not be taken seriously.

If you do survive a bottleneck event, it will be for other reasons. Your proximity to farmland and livestock, maybe? Your distance from the oceans, maybe?

as long as i don't have to mate with mc to ensure the survival of the species, i'll consider it.

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as long as i don't have to mate with mc to ensure the survival of the species, i'll consider it.

I am sure there will be another female survivor somewhere. With your luck, she'll be an anchor baby in an era where borders aren't worth s h i t but I wonder if you'll be able to overcome your natural aversion to the product of border hopping scum.

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[Ban Hammer 14,571]

I am sure there will be another female survivor somewhere. With your luck, she'll be an anchor baby in an era where borders aren't worth s h i t but I wonder if you'll be able to overcome your natural aversion to the product of border hopping scum.

we'll start with her being the maid first.

[scandal 951]

I am sure there will be another female survivor somewhere. With your luck, she'll be an anchor baby in an era where borders aren't worth s h i t but I wonder if you'll be able to overcome your natural aversion to the product of border hopping scum.

What if her immigration bona fides are in order, but she's a Democrat? Do you think Charles will still do the dirty deed to breed?

[spookyturtle 9,466]

What if her immigration bona fides are in order, but she's a Democrat? Do you think Charles will still do the dirty deed to breed?

As long as he isn't one of the increasing percentage of men who have been anally penetrated.

[Ban Hammer 14,571]

What if her immigration bona fides are in order, but she's a Democrat? Do you think Charles will still do the dirty deed to breed?

oh she's democrat? a slam dunk, she'll be easy.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

oh she's democrat? a slam dunk, she'll be easy.

Here she is:

[Ban Hammer 14,571]

Here she is:

[TBoneTX 48,092]

Here she is:

I wouldn't even consider giving her a wedgie, no man.