More questions about sex...

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

I know - even interjecting some comments calculated to show the ridiculousness doesn't have any effect

How about who has the least hairy nipples ? or the least nobbly knees or the prettiest underwear ?

When it comes right down to it all cats are grey at night - and Rosie O'Grady and the Colonel's lady, are sisters under the skin

much ado about something that fades VERY quickly

How about a photo from someone other than a Russian/Ukrainian/Belarussian member?

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

maybe they don't have as much to "prove"

[The_Dude 1,142]

Actually Alla's measurements, shoe size and dress size are listed on her modeling ad from her agency. Linked in my signature. Why? because that is how you get people to pay you $500 for four hours of having your picture taken in their clothes and then get to keep the clothes too!

Oh, and her first exclusive contract was in Montreal where they have to import Ukrainians from the USA to model for Canadian clients.

The sour grapes, mealy mouthed excuse mongers can put up or shut up. And I never said "Alla is hotter than your wife" How would anyone know without a photo from the other side?

Alla is hot, modeling in Montreal, Boston, New York and Providence, interpreting for the USCIS and CBP and learning to teach English. Sexy, beautiful, smart, AND she chose ME.

I will note it was Rob that started this by stating Slim's wife may not retain her Russian hotness. I doubt it.

Seriously Gary, you and Slim are lacking in basic reading comprehension. Go back, and read what I posted. I made a comment, albeit snide about something you had posted to the effect of "Russian women are immune from the effects of aging?".

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

Sorry slim, I don't base my life or my marriage on what some random internet people think. I can admit that there are more attractive women than my wife, but in the context of this discussion, that's not the case.

Good thing.

Also a good thing Canada can import Ukrainians from the USA to pose for their ads. I would never admit someone is more attractive than Alla without pics.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Actually Alla's measurements, shoe size and dress size are listed on her modeling ad from her agency. Linked in my signature. Why? because that is how you get people to pay you $500 for four hours of having your picture taken in their clothes and then get to keep the clothes too!

Oh, and her first exclusive contract was in Montreal where they have to import Ukrainians from the USA to model for Canadian clients.

The sour grapes, mealy mouthed excuse mongers can put up or shut up. And I never said "Alla is hotter than your wife" How would anyone know without a photo from the other side?

Alla is hot, modeling in Montreal, Boston, New York and Providence, interpreting for the USCIS and CBP and learning to teach English. Sexy, beautiful, smart, AND she chose ME.

I will note it was Rob that started this by stating Slim's wife may not retain her Russian hotness. I doubt it.

Who cares? What are you trying to prove?

[slim 1,533]

if you read his post he said he found his wife more attractive that Gary's

Exactly. No matter how you sugar coat it, that's what he said.

Because that's NOT what he said you moron.

He said beauty is relative and that he finds his own wife more attractive.

Read above.

For someone who can "perceive implied threats" from posts, you sure are lacking at perceiving implications of someone's posts. But, that doesn't really surprise me since you typically do what suits your purpose then abandon it when it's convenient for you to do so. For someone who's typically set on seeing "proof" you're pretty mum on this one.

Sorry slim, I don't base my life or my marriage on what some random internet people think. I can admit that there are more attractive women than my wife, but in the context of this discussion, that's not the case.

Good for you! But without pictures... it's hard for all of us to agree with you.

This is the married equivalent of "my dad can beat up your dad". What a load of complete schitt.

It is and it's not. We could compare pictures of wives and come to the conclusion of whose wife is actually more attractive. Dads too, probably.

Do I get special points because my dad actually can beat up probably everyone on this board's dad?

I doubt you'd post a picture of him either, so no.

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

Seriously Gary, you and Slim are lacking in basic reading comprehension. Go back, and read what I posted. I made a comment, albeit snide about something you had posted to the effect of "Russian women are immune from the effects of aging?".

And I offered my older Ukrainian wife by way of rebuttal. Are they immune to aging? We will see. So far, yes.

Who cares? What are you trying to prove?

That Ukrainian and Russian women do not necessarliy get worse with age. Go back and read, then try to keep up.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

"Russian women are immune from the effects of aging?".

That Ukrainian and Russian women do not necessarliy get worse with age. Go back and read, then try to keep up.

And you base this on what?

[slim 1,533]

Seriously Gary, you and Slim are lacking in basic reading comprehension. Go back, and read what I posted. I made a comment, albeit snide about something you had posted to the effect of "Russian women are immune from the effects of aging?".

But you did so in a way that was comparative to his wife that he has posted here in plain view. That was in no way related to the posted material, that was you taking a disrespectful shot at Gary and his wife.

When Gary called you on it, you post this excuse above? Come on.

And to those out there who are saying we're "proving something" well, let's just say nobody describes my wife as "cute as a button" when they see her. You can have your own opinions and think what you want in your own heads... but when you make a comparative comment about someone's picture that is here for all to see, don't get mad when you get called out about it.

Proof? How about reality.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Read above.

For someone who can "perceive implied threats" from posts, you sure are lacking at perceiving implications of someone's posts. But, that doesn't really surprise me since you typically do what suits your purpose then abandon it when it's convenient for you to do so. For someone who's typically set on seeing "proof" you're pretty mum on this one.

Do you think the statement "I find my wife more attractive" has the same meaning as "my wife is more attractive"?

[slim 1,533]

And you base this on what?

Those women are ancient! I'll be dead long before my wife reaches that age.

And neither one of those women weighs 300 lbs.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Seriously Slim and Gary. You need to maybe go to a community college and take a basic reading comprehension course. You seem to miss the point with each passing post. I'd think you were just forum trolls out for lulz, but your consistently dense posts say otherwise.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

It is and it's not. We could compare pictures of wives and come to the conclusion of whose wife is actually more attractive. Dads too, probably.

Clearly you do not understand the difference between a subjective statement and an objective one.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Who weighs 300 lbs?

[The_Dude 1,142]

Those women are ancient! I'll be dead long before my wife reaches that age.

And neither one of those women weighs 300 lbs.

I seriously wonder how many 300 pound women out there are walking down the street double fisting bottles of vodka.

Alcoholism does that to ya