this is why you're fat.com

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I expect the apocalypse will come much sooner than that.

[Nagishkaw 510]

This should really be posted in the bacon thread. Anyway, something to oink about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJKueAFQKHA

[slim 1,533]

I love how most of America says, "I don't know why I can't lose weight." Sites like this are awesome because at least it allows fatties to acknowledge why they're fat and post examples of why it's totally worth it.

OH! I actually kinda want to try the KFC double down.

KFC double down is awesome! Try one.

[Susita 175]

this site proves my point - people will batter and deep fry ANYTHING

[IndigoSkies 168]

this site proves my point - people will batter and deep fry ANYTHING

Except other fatties and babies.

this site proves my point - people will batter and deep fry ANYTHING

Except other fatties and babies.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I expect the apocalypse will come much sooner than that.

I tend to agree. The lack of decent bacon in this country points to looming disaster. I saw a pale horse with a pale rider upon it, and neither had any decent bacon. I sat down and cried a little.

[Marilyn. 340]

the banana bread thing sounds good up until here....."marshmallow creme sandwiched in between, dipped in cake batter and deep-fried, then dipped in melted chocolate and rolled in toasted almonds and coconut"

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

I expect the apocalypse will come much sooner than that.

Especially if you have so much time to contemplate such things. Perhaps its already happened in your head. Do you have purple tennis shoes?

Edited July 6, 2010 by Col. Lingus

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Have you been able to manage matching shoes?