Al Gore A "Crazed Sex Poodle?"

[alienlovechild 75]

JUNE 24--In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite. In a taped January 2009 interview with cops, the 54-year-old woman, a licensed masseuse whose name has been redacted from police records, read from a lengthy prepared statement that detailed her alleged October 2006 encounter with Gore at the Hotel Lucia. Excerpts from the Portland Police Bureau transcript of the 2009 interview can be found on the following pages. In December 2006, a lawyer for the woman told police about the purported encounter, but after the masseuse cancelled three interview appointments, the case was closed due to her refusal to "cooperate with the investigation or even report a crime." It is unclear why, two years later, she approached Portland police and sought to memorialize her allegations against Gore, who she portrayed as a tipsy, handsy predator who forced her to drink Grand Marnier, pinned her to a bed, and forcibly French kissed her. The woman's statement--which could be mistaken for R-rated Vice Presidential fan fiction--describes Gore as a man with a "violent temper as well as extremely dictatorial commanding attitude besides his Mr. Smiley Global Warming concern persona." After fleeing Gore's suite, the woman returned home to discover, a la Lewinsky, "stains on the front of my black slacks." Suspecting that the stains were Gore bodily fluids, the woman made sure not to clean them. "I carefully hung them up and decided to be sure not to launder them until I knew more what to do with what had happened. Just my intuition." While the masseuse hired a civil attorney, "I was not interested in making any money from this case," she told cops. "I did not want to be labeled a gold digger like the women in this situation are often labeled." The woman recently eased off this principled stand when she offered to sell her story to the National Enquirer for $1 million. (15 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0624101gore1.html

[Saddle Bronc 124]

The Boaracle was always crazed, even as of 1988--enough said!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

[IndigoSkies 168]

Men crave attention and sex. What else is new?

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

The pervert has a fever!

[Ban Hammer 12,838]

#1 cause of global warming - al gore panting like a sex crazed poodle.

[IndigoSkies 168]

#1 cause of global warming - al gore panting like a sex crazed poodle.

Panting is suppose to cool it down. Haha. But I get what you are saying.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Poodle? More like a crazed sex Newfoundland. Crazed sex Mastiff.

Oh this is such a surpirse. You mean someone that wants to make laws to control my life and your life is himself a bit on the nutty side? He himself has some kinks? Say it isn't so. It has never happened before! It was in no way predictable! Who'da thunk it?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Panting is suppose to cool it down. Haha. But I get what you are saying.

Somehow I doubt that. The response is too inane. Gore panting would ADD heat to the earth atmosphere while removing it from him. When something "cools down" the heat goes somewhere else. It is not destroyed.

At any rate, if he is going to grope massueses, why not get a young chick and one that advertises for that? Not only is he a weiro that obviously hates women and treats them like property and pieces of meat (imagine that!) he is stupid to boot.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Men crave attention and sex. What else is new?

AlGore is liberal. He wants to control your life. He treats women like recyclables to be bought and paid for. This is OK with you? If he craves sex, and we all do, then go have it with your wife...you know, the "Love Story" wife. I don't remember the "groping a massuese" scene in Love Story.

And keep the paper towels handy.

Edited June 24, 2010 by Gary and Alla

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

OMG!!!!!!!! More Democrat COM stains.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I'm biting my tongue here, I really am

Gah - I have to something. Middle-aged men with much younger partners laughing at a middle aged man exercising his mid-life crisis through a bit of kink.

Irony?

Nah

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I'm biting my tongue here, I really am

Gah - I have to something. Middle-aged men with much younger partners laughing at a middle aged man exercising his mid-life crisis through a bit of kink.

Irony?

Nah

I will assume it could be me you infer, since I am middle aged and I WAS laughing. Alla is not "much younger", sorry. I will pass on the compliment to her. We are well within the same age bracket and do not even have a large age spread as compared to what is normal in Ukrainian/Ukrainian marriages. Of 8 Russo/American couple we hang with, we have by far the smallest age gap. That she looks even much younger is no fault of my own and I am not complaining...for the record. She had graduated college with a masters degree before the Soviet Union ended, if that gives you any clue. Her son is in his 3rd year of his masters program. But she is always pleased when people mistake her for being much younger. Young women really hold no interest for me, except if I was going to pay one for sex like AlGore...why not?

I also really do not care if AlGore has a bit of kink. We all do, and my supporet of what people do in their own bedrooms is well documented. What consenting adults of any combination of sexes do in the privacy of their own home (or hotel room) is no one's business.

This should NOT be construed to mean I condone rape or sexual assault or forcing a woman to do something she does not consent to. But it is not surprising that a man that makes a life to force us to do things we do not consent to would treat another person like this. It is NOT OK. It is NOT "working out a little kink"

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

By "supporet" can I infer that you in fact mean suppurate? Well... I have no problem if a person chooses to suppurate in bed (hey it worked for Henry VIII), though naturally it would make a grotesque mess of the bedding. Luckily plastic sheeting in readily available in the event of mess and a mattress protector is a neccessity.

Good on you, I say