Quotable Quotes (The OT Edition)

[Calypso 465]

"Desert storm was hardly a war.

How about Korea? Vietnam was obviously an Epic fail.

PS We don't generally starts wars with the world, hence why we are wealthy and the world likes us."

-Boo Yah, 03/10/2010

"Anyone notice the big flaws in the megaproduction (spoilers)? Here's my short list and add your own:

Arrows that can't break glass do so later.

No explanation to Navi why the sky folks want their tree.

No explanation about the use of avatars when the locals know they aren't real locals.

Floating mountians?

Missiles that destroy the mega tree but can't destroy a much smaller tree later

Helicopters- so advanced for the 22nd century."

-alienlovechild, 01/05/2010

"Have at least 1000 plus rounds for any liberal socialist that tries to pry my gun from my cold dead fingers! You ever notice that only on the far Northeast coast of the USA and the far West coast of the USA do we have the super intellectuals that are socialist liberal tree hugging pinko commies, they know not to come out to the Midwest for they would be trampled under foot fast here! "

-zgt3344, 09/13/2009

"I dated a guy once who I did waste a whole month on before I found out his pecker was puny.

The agony!"

-Arabella, 01/08/2010

"This topic does not meet the TOS criteria and is therefore closed."

-William33, 03/10/2010

"...upper life in Brazil for me meant living in a huge house where everyone had their own room and private bathroom, an office, big eat in kitchen, formal dining, formal living, TV room, game room, fireplace living room, winter glass porch, summer porch with BBQ, swimming pool, 3 car garage, laundry room outside the house with closets, it's own bathroom, etc, big garden, etc. Now I live in a rental apartment with one bed, one bath, small kitchen and tiny living. But yet, people see my little Brazil flag or my brazilian face and think "tsk tsk, illegal, immigrant, coming to live off US."

-Ladylethal, 03/11/2010

Steve: Did you have carnal relations outside of marriage?

Danno: THe name is Danno not St. Danno.

-Galt's Gallstones and Danno, 03/09/2010

"If you buy a lawnmower, your grass can be cut. If you aren't careful with that lawnmower, you can hurt yourself. Maybe your kids will play with that lawnmower and hurt themselves. Or, maybe you could teach your kids how to cut the grass and actually be responsible and monitor them while they're cutting it. However, if you don't have a lawnmower at all... by the end of summer your grass is going to be really, really high and while you could cut it down by other "safer" means, (like picking it apart with your fingers) the lawnmower is still the most effective way to get the job done. When done correctly, it's actually quite safe as well. You add NO MORE danger to your home by adding a gun than you do by adding a lawnmower. (And don't get me started on stairs and swimming pools!)"

-Slim, 03/11/2010

Would you like to share other lines that you can't forget... lines you've read that made you laugh or smirk?

[Danno 1,228]

I see I made the -top ten.

[Calypso 465]

I see I made the -top ten.

You are half-popular.

[Danno 1,228]

You are half-popular.

I'd rather play Right field than sit the bench.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

St. Danno That one was funny.

[chri'stina 190]

"Are you losing your mind or what?" - Booyah, a few minutes ago. Made me LOL and LOL and LOL

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Natty - "it's about respect"

Also for:

"you are the ####### boy"

Edited March 12, 2010 by Gene Hunt

[Obama 2012 1,714]

This one needs to be up there:

The Old Testament also says we should stone gays. If Obama and his communist agents of evil pass Obamacare, they should also make it legal for us to lynch homos. All or nothing. Fuсk being moderate, the only thing in the middle of the road is roadkill.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

"I am so glad we have you to do things I can't do. Like count and spell and fart." - w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r

[Ban Hammer 14,567]

I wish the world is free of STDs. I will be the new male bigelow.

I've been brainwashed to follow religious ideals.

my weekly favorites, from the master.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

my weekly favorites, from the master.

i bow to the master.

[scandal 951]

mawilson should repost the classic CL thread.

There are many new OTers who have not seen that delightful compilation.

It should be pinned and made required reading.

[Calypso 465]

"Are you losing your mind or what?" - Booyah, a few minutes ago. Made me LOL and LOL and LOL

He is born again and is now called Ali G.

[Ban Hammer 14,567]

Do you want to fukc me or do you want to have sex with me? I prefer asking for permission rather than forcing.

another from the master!