Just got back - The report part 2

[1HappyGuy 45]

Tell me about it. I have learned about complete transparency with Oksana. I made the mistake of deleting some emails while she was looking over my shoulder, where the sender's names was obviously female and the subject was "Thanks for last night". Oksana made the comment about me writing other women, so I decided to open one of those emails and go to the website. Needless to say she has no problems anymore with me deleting these emails now

:rofl: :rofl:

That stuff just cracks me up. I've been married 4 years now and she still is concerned I'll find another woman. Why would I look around when she keeps me happier than I've every been. But, I love the fact she thinks other women would want me. Maybe she's thinking there are a lot of Russian speaking women available here.

Still looking forward to part III and some explanation about the lady on the plane.

[clueless_in_usa 8]

:rofl: :rofl:

That stuff just cracks me up. I've been married 4 years now and she still is concerned I'll find another woman. Why would I look around when she keeps me happier than I've every been. But, I love the fact she thinks other women would want me. Maybe she's thinking there are a lot of Russian speaking women available here.

Still looking forward to part III and some explanation about the lady on the plane.

It is my experience that once MOST (not all) Russian women arrive to the US, they change their attitude and are no longer interested in "old, fat" guys like SOME of us ...

... when I was searching for a partner a few years back I wrote to a Russian woman living in New York. She responded something like:

"you need to search for women of your type. Getting a Russian woman is not that easy"

I guess not! :rofl:

[slim 1,514]

I love the fact she thinks other women would want me.

My wife reminds me all the time there are fat, ugly, b!tchy women out there who would be glad to have me.

[Ban Hammer 12,876]

My wife reminds me all the time there are fat, ugly, b!tchy women out there who would be glad to have me.

your wife knows my sister?

[slim 1,514]

your wife knows my sister?

charles!, even though it's SOP here in the RUB forum, it's still not nice to lump all American women into the same category.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

charles!, even though it's SOP here in the RUB forum, it's still not nice to lump all American women into the same category.

I hope you were being sarcastic. I would hate to think mox and the Canadian femi NAZI's were having an effect on you.

[SMR 368]

I hope you were being sarcastic. I would hate to think mox and the Canadian femi NAZI's were having an effect on you.

I hope you were being sarcastic and didn't actually think slim was being serious.

[mox 298]

That is SO weird! Mox and the Canadian femi NAZI's is actually the name of my amateur Barbershop quartet. Check our website, we might just be in your area soon!

[slim 1,514]

I was in a barber shop quartet once in Skokie, Illinois.

[Jonathan Matthies 1]

I was in a barber shop quartet once in Skokie, Illinois.

Loved that movie. Probably second behind Dark City as my all time favorites.

[Brad and Vika 129]

That's what I did, put it on bread. Was the only way I could get it down.

Vika feels the same way about peanut butter. She says it is her salty fish, but jellied meat is a close second to the fishy, briny treats in my book. Bread doesn't help with salty fish either.

[Jonathan Matthies 1]

Vika feels the same way about peanut butter. She says it is her salty fish, but jellied meat is a close second to the fishy, briny treats in my book. Bread doesn't help with salty fish either.

I've never had this jellied meat, so I think I'm lucking out. I experienced the stinky fish in all it's putrid glory. Please, no one tell Katya about this jellied meat business; it sounds thoroughly unappealing.

[slim 1,514]

Loved that movie. Probably second behind Dark City as my all time favorites.

I was wondering if anyone would catch that.

[Martyshk 137]

I was wondering if anyone would catch that.

Gotta say, took me about 5 seconds to go from ####### is he talking about to - ooooooooooooooooooooh I gots its

[Brad and Vika 129]

I've never had this jellied meat, so I think I'm lucking out. I experienced the stinky fish in all it's putrid glory. Please, no one tell Katya about this jellied meat business; it sounds thoroughly unappealing.

Doesn't win the foulness contest with salty fish, but texturally speaking I find it pretty unpleasant. I have eaten some kinds of salty fish in Ukraine (with beer) that were pretty good. The shrink wrapped or brine bucket ####### sold here is just awful.