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Nagishkaw Grand Master

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A girl!! Congratulations!

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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wanda :rofl:

tonight is my last anatomy class. I just have a lab practical next week and then I'm finished with anatomy until next fall :dance::dance::dance:

Anatomy, my dear Amby I would think that know more about Human anatomy than anyone else on VJ, I meant to say that are very good student so you will be quite successful in your undertaking next week, yes, that's what I meant to say. :innocent::lol: You have a lab practical? I guess you just have to point out the naughty bits. :lol: I'll get you started by giving you a hint, #4 is a very naughty bit. :lol:

:lol: well we have cadavers and skinned cats and models

When we had our Cadaver labs I was pretty freaked out. So when I get freaked I say dumb stuff to kinda cope with the situation. When the Doctor unveiled the body I said, "Who wants white meat and who wants dark" oddly the prof was the only one who though this was funny....

I still can't forget that stench.

Did you have fresh or preserved? The formaldehyde dissolves the adipose tissue so you get slimy yellowy goo. It did smell like #######. It would even go through the gloves. The biggest gloves they had were L and I take a XXL so I'd always have sore hands. :crying: The only time the guyz weren't making jokes was when they dissected the #######. :o My gimmick was to stick out my tongue and start licking my lips while bulging out my eyes when cutting. It used to scare the sh*t out of the girls in the class and it freaked out some of the guyz too. I love your joke, my fave, when slicing up the lats was, "I think I'll have steak for dinner tonight." Of course, the perfunctory skull grabbing, "Alas poor Yorrick..." and "this guy must have been a horse's azz 'cause I see his tail," were always good for a laugh. Good ol' cauda equina, I missed ya.!!! :thumbs:

####### I think I knew you in class. :lol:

And ohhhhh yeah that horse tail is something to behold huh?

Tell them about the kidney dissection.

Baby said a bad, bad word. :crying::crying::crying:

BTW, if there was a psycho-looking dude in a size 56 labcoat who used his hands to tear at things and growled a lot, then I was in your class. :lol:

If you sang Le Freak between growls... then yeah!!

Your guy sounds like a real maniac, I only sang Indian Love Call. :rofl:

All the while the aliens that chased you would have their heads explode. Indeed. Well done lad. Well done.

:thumbs: When I'm calling youuuwuuuuwuuuu... :P

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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almaty Grand Master

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slim whitman, ftw!

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Nagishkaw Grand Master

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I think he's just passing through.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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almaty Grand Master

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no way, yeah i am..sanita wants me to take her to Macy's and then target..lowes and home depot..the last 2..for gates for the new fences ..i am starting as soon as the weather gets in the teens,,,

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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I can't believe you told her!!!! I guess it's time for us to break up again.

Wait, I thought that we were already broken up. :P Have mercy darlin', I'm not a well man, you've got to stop torturing me this way. :rofl:

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Nagishkaw Grand Master

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no way, yeah i am..sanita wants me to take her to Macy's and then target..lowes and home depot..the last 2..for gates for the new fences ..i am starting as soon as the weather gets in the teens,,,

Bundle up. (L)

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Most docs would at least have given him some super strong tylenol and a muscle relaxer. :wacko:

Your poor hubby. Get him one of those hot packs for his shoulder, it might help.

Yup. I agree, get the blood flowing into the area and that should help a bit, maybe a magic bag or something. I don't know how much of the problem is inflammation, in which case an ibuprofen or something similar might be a good idea. I wonder if Bren spoke up about the pain.

Of course he didn't.... in Bren's world, doctors should read his mind. And so should his wife :lol:

Just his? Sister... you know we all are telepaths here right?

Should we tell her that we dress in white and worship an ICBM? :P

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

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commies I've been sitting here wrapping presents for too long. I'm not going to the xmas party. I just don't feel good enough to get all dressed up and stuff.

Stay home and relax. You don't need no stinkin' party because you are the party. (L)

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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commies I've been sitting here wrapping presents for too long. I'm not going to the xmas party. I just don't feel good enough to get all dressed up and stuff.

I don't mind if you don't get dressed. :devil:

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Chica Lenitica, I'll move to Washington if you house me for free. :P

My Washington is better than her Washington ... :whistle::yes::lol:

I think I just pulled a back muscle - remind me not to dance to Beyonce. :lol:

Amby ~ I bought photo ornaments and put pictures of the boys in them for my mom & grandma. I think they'll like that.

Psssssst...guilty pleasure time here in the confessional now....the Bishop admits that he also enjoys a dose of Beyonce every once in a while... :blush:

“Acquire the spirit of peace, and a thousand souls around you will be saved.” - Saint Seraphim of Sarov

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