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playing the last waltz discs tonight. great stuff, with lots of talent. kids these days just don't know what they're missing. they're driving dixie down as i type, and it makes me feel young again.

of course, i'm not. the MRI says i have a 60 year old back in a 45 year old body. the young wife kills me on the dance floor. the spaghetti in my head can't find the keys. the gout in my feet tells me when it's gonna rain. the eyes are no good up close, but the trigger finger ain't give out yet.

i got that ####### bull squirrel that was stealing my walnuts from the driveway and stashing them up in his nest in the attic above my bedroom. he never knew what hit him. i hope it's that easy for us on the way out. in the meantime, who do you love? i'm a mannish boy, and everything gonna be alright.

now when i was a young boy, at the age of five,

my mother said i'm gonna be, the greatest man alive.

but now i'm a man, way past 21.

i would just leave ya woman, i'd have lots of fun...

i'm a hoochie coochie man.

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I was actually searching for Muddy Waters "Blues Had a Baby and called it Rock and Roll" on Youtube.

I could only find covers, not an original Muddy Waters version! :o What has the interwebz come to ??

Guess I'll have to settle for posting some mojo...

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i got that ####### bull squirrel that was stealing my walnuts from the driveway and stashing them up in his nest in the attic above my bedroom. he never knew what hit him.

I hope a squirrel breaks into your house one night and chews off your testicles.

gotta love these guest appearances.

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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i got that ####### bull squirrel that was stealing my walnuts from the driveway and stashing them up in his nest in the attic above my bedroom. he never knew what hit him.

I hope a squirrel breaks into your house one night and chews off your testicles.

:rofl:

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i got that ####### bull squirrel that was stealing my walnuts from the driveway and stashing them up in his nest in the attic above my bedroom. he never knew what hit him.

I hope a squirrel breaks into your house one night and chews off your testicles.

gotta love these guest appearances.

*bows gracefully*

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i got that ####### bull squirrel that was stealing my walnuts from the driveway and stashing them up in his nest in the attic above my bedroom. he never knew what hit him.

I hope a squirrel breaks into your house one night and chews off your testicles.

gotta love these guest appearances.

*bows gracefully*

Careful who you bow in front of...it could be a sign of worshipping AJ.

Filed: Country: United Kingdom
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i got that ####### bull squirrel that was stealing my walnuts from the driveway and stashing them up in his nest in the attic above my bedroom. he never knew what hit him.

I hope a squirrel breaks into your house one night and chews off your testicles.

gotta love these guest appearances.

*bows gracefully*

Careful who you bow in front of...it could be a sign of worshipping AJ.

Actually, I'm more worried about what would be going on behind me as I bowed.

 

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