Chuck Norris advises fellow wingnuts to stain their American flags with tea

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Chuck's awesome ... Chuck Norris can beat you up.

You just opened a window for the rest of us into your personal value system.

I am unsurprised.

Give me a break please..

When did you start saying please, tough guy? It doesn't suit you. I'm a liberal weakling from the east coast, you shouldn't have to say please to me.

Worthless posts..

That's why I give 'em out for free.

[Joseph & Ana 0]

Chuck's awesome. He supported Looney Huckabee, but he's still awesome.

Chuck Norris can beat you up.

He changed to a Ron Paul supporter. He wanted to go to Capitol Hill and have Ron Paul point out all the corrupt Representatives so he could choke them out.

Well he gets props for supporting Ron Paul. I like Ron Paul. Very honest man.

[Kevin and 10]

Except Chuck wouldn't want to be President, he'd give the power back to the people before returning to his Mountain cabin and his pet Timber Wolf named Charlie.

He wants to be President of Texas.

[zqt3344 21]

Morons, I am surrounded by morons, liberal loon wacko nut morons!

On Sept. 12, 2001, we sought to protect our nation against terrorists from without. Beginning on Sept. 12, 2009, we are seeking to protect our nation against enemies of our republic from within.

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This revolutionary movement ... represents patriots who are fed up against modernists who seek to overturn almost every principle and tenet laid down by our country's Founding Fathers at the inception of our republic.

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As 9/12 concluded ... I was sitting back thinking there's one way we can take a daily stand and declare that as for me and my house, we will serve God and the republic as the Founders did.

If that describes you, then I suggest you fly some revolutionary flag in lieu of your 50-star flag over the next year. Post the 13-star Betsy Ross flag, Navy Jack or Gadsden flag ("Don't Tread on Me") or any representation that tells the story of Old Glory and makes a stand for our Founders' vision of America.

Of course, patriots know that the 50-star flag truly represents one nation under God and our Founders' republic, but modernists simply don't get it. So what do you say we make a statement by flying a different flag and educate our neighbors when they ask us, "Why are you flying that flag instead of the contemporary Stars and Stripes?" (If you insist on posting a modern USA flag, too, then get one that is tea-stained to show your solidarity with our Founders.)

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=...8&page=1#c1

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Except Chuck wouldn't want to be President, he'd give the power back to the people before returning to his Mountain cabin and his pet Timber Wolf named Charlie.

He wants to be President of Texas.

Minus Austin, he's got no use for people who read.

Morons, I am surrounded by morons, liberal loon wacko nut morons!

Feeling suicidal yet?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Except Chuck wouldn't want to be President, he'd give the power back to the people before returning to his Mountain cabin and his pet Timber Wolf named Charlie.

He wants to be President of Texas.

I see a civil war movie on the cards where Chuck roundhouses his way through the Union army, but dies at the end because some lowdown dirty varmint shoots him in the back (6 times).

[Kevin and 10]

Except Chuck wouldn't want to be President, he'd give the power back to the people before returning to his Mountain cabin and his pet Timber Wolf named Charlie.

He wants to be President of Texas.

I see a civil war movie on the cards where Chuck roundhouses his way through the Union army, but dies at the end because some lowdown dirty varmint shoots him in the back (6 times).

If Chuck gets his wish and is Pres of Texas, does everyone get a free Total Gym?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Except Chuck wouldn't want to be President, he'd give the power back to the people before returning to his Mountain cabin and his pet Timber Wolf named Charlie.

He wants to be President of Texas.

I see a civil war movie on the cards where Chuck roundhouses his way through the Union army, but dies at the end because some lowdown dirty varmint shoots him in the back (6 times).

If Chuck gets his wish and is Pres of Texas, does everyone get a free Total Gym?

All members of the Texan military will, in lieu of federal health care which we all know is socialist.

[almaty 19]

no, still got to pay....he is a capitalist after all..

[BishopMnA 0]

Love this Chuck Norris site. Always makes me laff....

[sly_wolf 199]

I support Dr. Evil and Mini Me as vice president.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I'm sure Chuck is a nice guy, but his politics are fairly typical of celebrity types whose capacity to publicise their views outweighs the merits of those views.

[BishopMnA 0]

I'm sure Chuck is a nice guy, but his politics are fairly typical of celebrity types whose capacity to publicise their views outweighs the merits of those views.

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Chuck's awesome. He supported Looney Huckabee, but he's still awesome.

Chuck Norris can beat you up.

Huckabee wasn't a loon, just a religious zealot. He lost all credibility when he made the comment that the constitution was easier and a better idea to change thant he bible

[BishopMnA 0]

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.