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Empress of Groovy Experienced

Empress of Groovy   373

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There is no mention of Cool Whip.

I don't trust this lunatic.

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

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Chica Yeyé Grand Master

Chica Yeyé   41

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I just had an :idea:

Someone should email the guy from a phony account and string him along for a while... and report to us :lol:

We can open a new thread "A Guy Known As God" :rofl:

My Dear Adonis,

If we ever do meet, don't hold back. Douse me with your sea foam.

There brother, nice start!!!

morocco4ever Experienced

morocco4ever   63

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Did you all seriously take the time to read the entire thing? I didn't get past the "Extraordinary Man" before I was turned off by him.

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

NickD Grand Master

NickD   203

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He did get me to wondering if Mary Magdalene was really that hot.

I also have seen the light, but switched it off to save money on my electric bill.

If he is going to become a billionaire in the computer industry, he better be able to afford better attorneys than Microsoft.

Wonder if my ex-wife would be interested in him, would make a great couple, she is also weird. Thanks for the link, make sure she gets it.

Nasturtium Experienced

Nasturtium   500

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So, this is what I gathered out of it. He's "non-judgemental" and former prostitutes are more than welcome, but his goddess "is NOT a Scientologist."

Also, he requires a lot out of her appearance, but he is... well... not worth all that, despite his soft-core porn writings. And seriously, I can imagine his kids reading his tantric explanations and vomiting in their mouths.

None of my posts have ever been helpful. Be forewarned.

Fandango Grand Master

Fandango   1,440

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Did you all seriously take the time to read the entire thing? I didn't get past the "Extraordinary Man" before I was turned off by him.

Write to him sister M4E. You and Stacey should me thinksss... it's for entertainment value of your VJ buds :)

I read most of it...in that car crash kinda way, you just can't help yourself.

And I think Len, you should do it...it would be fun!

bhajishah Proficient

bhajishah   4

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Thanks to ALLAH Im already taken!!!!

Another reason for a foreign husband, keep it simple!! wow

august 2004 I-129 filed (neb)

DEC 2004 Approved

interview: SEOUL

MArch 21st , 2005AR for special security clearance,washington

May 18th tranfer case from Seoul to Islammabad

June 21st security clearance done

June 28th online at the embassy in Islamabad

waiting for paper transfer and the good word

OCTOBER 14TH 2005 Interview Number 2: ISLAMABAD, PK

AR number 2 sent to DOS per Islamabad (2 cable request)

Nov 22 okd updated financial and etc proof accepted / embassy waiting for security cables

dec 20th one cable back waiting on 2nd

Jan 17th.. good word recieved. SECURITY CHECKS ALL CLEAR!!! DOS says embassy to contact him within two weeks!!!!!!

FEBRUARY 10th, 2006 VISA RECIEVED!!! They called him In via phone, stamped his passort and sent him on his way!!!

FEB 28th WELCOME HOME>>>POE CHICAGO did not even look at xray, few questions. one hour wait at Poe

march 10th marriage (nikkah at the islamic center)

aug 2006 AOS interview, cond 2 yr GC arrived september

June 2008 applied for removal of conditions on permant residency aka awaiting for 10 yr greencard

Dec 2008 10yr green card approved, no interview.

bhajishah Proficient

bhajishah   4

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He didnt mention the Aliens and the Pyramids in 2012. Maybe he will get to marry one of them!!

august 2004 I-129 filed (neb)

DEC 2004 Approved

interview: SEOUL

MArch 21st , 2005AR for special security clearance,washington

May 18th tranfer case from Seoul to Islammabad

June 21st security clearance done

June 28th online at the embassy in Islamabad

waiting for paper transfer and the good word

OCTOBER 14TH 2005 Interview Number 2: ISLAMABAD, PK

AR number 2 sent to DOS per Islamabad (2 cable request)

Nov 22 okd updated financial and etc proof accepted / embassy waiting for security cables

dec 20th one cable back waiting on 2nd

Jan 17th.. good word recieved. SECURITY CHECKS ALL CLEAR!!! DOS says embassy to contact him within two weeks!!!!!!

FEBRUARY 10th, 2006 VISA RECIEVED!!! They called him In via phone, stamped his passort and sent him on his way!!!

FEB 28th WELCOME HOME>>>POE CHICAGO did not even look at xray, few questions. one hour wait at Poe

march 10th marriage (nikkah at the islamic center)

aug 2006 AOS interview, cond 2 yr GC arrived september

June 2008 applied for removal of conditions on permant residency aka awaiting for 10 yr greencard

Dec 2008 10yr green card approved, no interview.

Chica Yeyé Grand Master

Chica Yeyé   41

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Did you all seriously take the time to read the entire thing? I didn't get past the "Extraordinary Man" before I was turned off by him.

Write to him sister M4E. You and Stacey should me thinksss... it's for entertainment value of your VJ buds :)

I read most of it...in that car crash kinda way, you just can't help yourself.

And I think Len, you should do it...it would be fun!

Sister, I am thinking about it.... :devil:

I think we should all collaborate in creating the perfect goddess :yes: Here's what he is asking for:

If you are interested and you feel the above-stated extensive qualifications describe you (or nearly describe you), please email me the following nine items:

8.1. Your first name.

8.2. Your photos. Please include a face photo (with your eyes open and no glasses or sunglasses) AND a full-length photo that clearly reveals your figure. Recent photos, please, that accurately show how you look today. You may include your photos in your email and/or send me a link to a web site where you have posted them.

8.3. Your height.

8.4. Your zip code if inside the United States, otherwise your nation or territory.

8.5. How you found this web site.

8.6. Some of your thoughts and/or feelings about my lengthy message.

8.7. Something about yourself and your qualifications, including a description of your spiritual practices.

8.8. Any objections you have to what I have stated in this web site, and/or things you might want to negotiate about.

8.9. One or more questions you would like me to answer.

8.10. Any additional information you think might help me confirm your reply is legitimate.

Fandango Grand Master

Fandango   1,440

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Before we do this, there are two problems that I see:

1 - Clicking that link directs you to his site. He can see that there's been traffic redirected from here. So he could theoretically read this.

2 - If you post emails and replies, they will come up in google search, should he ever be inclined to google. Which again, would lead him here.

If we're gonna do this, we need to wipe this thread and discuss it somewhere else.

 

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