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I just hope my wife never asks if I'd eat her vomit, as a proof of love. I'd hate to disappoint her. ;)

ROFL! I honestly didn't think he'd call my bluff, even though it was, of course, totally verbal. That's when I was totally sure I had picked the right one: he'd look me calmly and straight in the eye and answer back in equal surity and insanity.

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and a homemade cinnamon roll, Ive tried guys but my wife is not ready to make a pie just yet.
So let me get this straight..... our wives have the same name, both love chicken wings and make cinnamon rolls. Hmmmm.

I like Baltika 7 and vodka. Not together, though.

The very first Russian girl I "met" decided that we'd go heads up in a drinking contest and the drink of choice was shots of vodka dropped into a small glass of beer and then chugged. Needless to say, the fact that I weighed 30 kilos more than her easily ensured that I won. Not needed to be said, but what I'll add anyway because it was otlichna is to the victor go the spoils of war.

I can't remember what that drink's called, but it's pretty freaking good, and good things always come out of adding alcohol to more alcohol. Matter of fact, you could argue that I'm typing this right now because of that fun evening. After that, I was hooked!

You haven't tried your wife's pie yet? You should, you might like it. And she will enjoy the fact you are eating it.

Or she could be like my wife and share it with everyone but you.

That's when I was totally sure I had picked the right one: he'd look me calmly and straight in the eye and answer back in equal surity and insanity.

You know you have a winner when you've found your match on the craziness scale.

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and a homemade cinnamon roll, Ive tried guys but my wife is not ready to make a pie just yet.
So let me get this straight..... our wives have the same name, both love chicken wings and make cinnamon rolls. Hmmmm.

all russian women have the same name and everyone on earth loves chicken wings.

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and a homemade cinnamon roll, Ive tried guys but my wife is not ready to make a pie just yet.
So let me get this straight..... our wives have the same name, both love chicken wings and make cinnamon rolls. Hmmmm.

The only way to tell them apart is the hair color. It is kind of scary.

You haven't tried your wife's pie yet? You should, you might like it. And she will enjoy the fact you are eating it.

Or she could be like my wife and share it with everyone but you.

Apparently there is some sort of moratorium while I am unemployed, cinnamon rolls yes, pie no!!

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and a homemade cinnamon roll, Ive tried guys but my wife is not ready to make a pie just yet.
So let me get this straight..... our wives have the same name, both love chicken wings and make cinnamon rolls. Hmmmm.

all russian women have the same name and everyone on earth loves chicken wings.

i hate to disagree on both counts, Lets seem mom-in-law Margarita(which also happens to be my wifes favorite drink), cousins Elena, Julia, her brothers wife Julia, aunt Inna.

My mother does not eat chicken wings, ever!

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Biometrics complete only 2 people in office wifey done in 15 min

Letter received New LPR Card in 60 days WOOHOO!!!!

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i hate to disagree on both counts, Lets seem mom-in-law Margarita(which also happens to be my wifes favorite drink), cousins Elena, Julia, her brothers wife Julia, aunt Inna.

My mother does not eat chicken wings, ever!

thanks for setting me straight. p.s. you must admit, there are about 10 popular names that float around russia. i know 4 igors and 2 irinas in my town. you'll never meet a russian girl named amber, although they are very fond of the jewel, and dima's 2 bff's are named dima.

i think it's cool that they only use traditional names. here, we just make sh!t up. let's see, what weird concoction of letters can i throw together to name my kid?

p.s.s. maybe your mom thinks wings are WT. get her some boneless ones that can be eaten with a fork with a can of PBR poured into a tall glass. priyatnago appyetita!

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i hate to disagree on both counts, Lets seem mom-in-law Margarita(which also happens to be my wifes favorite drink), cousins Elena, Julia, her brothers wife Julia, aunt Inna.

My mother does not eat chicken wings, ever!

dima had his first margarita last weekend. he said it tasted like kvas. wtfreak- i think kvas tastes like a$$ and margaritas are delicious!

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dima had his first margarita last weekend. he said it tasted like kvas. wtfreak- i think kvas tastes like a$$ and margaritas are delicious!

:huh:

Either he's got the be all end all of kvas or the margarita was made with dish water.

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dima had his first margarita last weekend. he said it tasted like kvas. wtfreak- i think kvas tastes like a$$ and margaritas are delicious!

Umm...are you sure he was drinking a margarita? Or better yet, are you sure he's ever tasted kvas? Either that or it's like AK said, the margarita was made with something other than margarita stuff, and he should probably go in for a preventative tetanus shot now. :)

Agreed

Have him drink some bath water and see what he thinks.

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Biometrics 7/7/2009

Biometrics Cancelled 6/29/09

Reschedule 7/22/09

Biometrics complete only 2 people in office wifey done in 15 min

Letter received New LPR Card in 60 days WOOHOO!!!!

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Apparently there is some sort of moratorium while I am unemployed, cinnamon rolls yes, pie no!!

My wife has a saying, "no money, no honey." I'm not sure if that applies to pie and cinammon rolls too or if it's just for the honey.

p.s.s. maybe your mom thinks wings are WT. get her some boneless ones that can be eaten with a fork with a can of PBR poured into a tall glass. priyatnago appyetita!

So PBR is not WT if it's disguised in a tall glass? And chicken wings cease being WT as well, provided the bones have been removed?

Obviously you've never been to Hooters on UFC night.

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Its very strange that so few Russian drinks get mentioned in this thread.

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Does anyone know what it's called when you drop the shot of vodka into beer and chug it? I can't remember. I always wanna call it otvertka but that's screwdriver. Is it prosh or something like that?

Русский форум член.

Ensure your beneficiary makes and brings with them to the States a copy of the DS-3025 (vaccination form)

If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

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Ive never been one to enthusiastically mix beer and liquor(I prefer to drink them separately but on the same night)

As far as the wing thing goes, my mother just doesnt like them. Dont know why she just doesnt but she will eat pickled beets out of the jar so there is no accounting for taste.

Still no pie baking from the wife but she is making a delicious from scratch homemade chocolate cake.

Thom n Elena

Arrived Grand Rapids 12/13/06

Finally Home

Married 12/28/06 Husband and Wife finally

AOS

Card Received 7/23/07

Aleksandr arrives 8/29/07 7 lbs 19in

ROC

Filed April 21, Received NOA May 5,2009

Biometrics 7/7/2009

Biometrics Cancelled 6/29/09

Reschedule 7/22/09

Biometrics complete only 2 people in office wifey done in 15 min

Letter received New LPR Card in 60 days WOOHOO!!!!

LPR Card Received

 
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