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winifredbee Community Regular

winifredbee   1

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A little George Bush! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I love this!

I saw this. I think it is good that Bill is spreading the love. No one is prefect and we demand a lot of our Presidents. If only we could put all the great minds and personalities together...just a little balance.

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tmma   467

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:lol::yes::thumbs:

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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Pinocchio Liberal   268

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A little George Bush! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I love this!

I saw this. I think it is good that Bill is spreading the love. No one is prefect and we demand a lot of our Presidents. If only we could put all the great minds and personalities together...just a little balance.

:rofl:

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

winifredbee Community Regular

winifredbee   1

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A little George Bush! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I love this!

I saw this. I think it is good that Bill is spreading the love. No one is prefect and we demand a lot of our Presidents. If only we could put all the great minds and personalities together...just a little balance.

:rofl:

oops that it funny...

K-1

I-129F Sent : 2008-10-10

I-129F NOA1 : 2008-10-15

I-129F NOA2 : 2009-03-01

Visa Received : 2009-03-20

US Entry : 2009-03-26

Marriage : 2009-05-23

AOS, EAD, AP

Date Filed : 2009-06-04

NOA Date : 2009-06-11

Bio. Appt. : 2009-06-23 (original date July 10th)

AOS Transfer: 2009-07-02

Touch: 2009-07-03

Touch: 2009-07-06

Touch: 2009-07-07

Touch: 2009-07-08

Touch: 2009-07-10 with email regarding pending status.

Touch: 2009-07-20

Touch: 2009-07-21

AP and EAD Approved: 2009-08-03

AP Touch: 2009-08-04

AP Touch: 2009-08-05

EAD second email and Touch 2009-08-06

EAD Touch: 2009-08-07

AOS Approved: 2009-08-10

ROC: petition filed 5-18-11

NOA1 received 5-27-11

Biometrics 7-11-11

Decision Date 1-9-12

Approval letter 1-12-12

Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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A little George Bush! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I love this!

I saw this. I think it is good that Bill is spreading the love. No one is prefect and we demand a lot of our Presidents. If only we could put all the great minds and personalities together...just a little balance.

:rofl:

oops that it funny...

The teleprompter fails again.

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“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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dalegg   143

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"Jesus told me to fix healthcare".

Bill Mahr is a tool, but that was funny.

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Now that he's broken the ice, let's see who comes out of the closet next :lol:

That was quite funny, and more so as it was mostly points well made, and accurate to a large degree. Bill Mahr always cracks me up! :thumbs:

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alienlovechild   75

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Maher wants Obama to do more and ignores all his spending.

He wants Obama to shun popularity to work harder for health care? How could free health care be unpopular if it's necessary for all of us?

Urging Obama to act more liberally isn't much of a joke and Maher isn't much of a comedian.

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ready4ONE   5,400

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Maher wants Obama to do more and ignores all his spending.

He wants Obama to shun popularity to work harder for health care? How could free health care be unpopular if it's necessary for all of us?

Urging Obama to act more liberally isn't much of a joke and Maher isn't much of a comedian.

Someone needs a fresh set of depends. :blink:

B and J K-1 story

  • April 2004 met online
  • July 16, 2006 Met in person on her birthday in United Arab Emirates
  • August 4, 2006 sent certified mail I-129F packet Neb SC
  • August 9, 2006 NOA1
  • August 21, 2006 received NOA1 in mail
  • October 4, 5, 7, 13 & 17 2006 Touches! 50 day address change... Yes Judith is beautiful, quit staring at her passport photo and approve us!!! Shaming works! LOL
  • October 13, 2006 NOA2! November 2, 2006 NOA2? Huh? NVC already processed and sent us on to Abu Dhabi Consulate!
  • February 12, 2007 Abu Dhabi Interview SUCCESS!!! February 14 Visa in hand!
  • March 6, 2007 she is here!
  • MARCH 14, 2007 WE ARE MARRIED!!!
  • May 5, 2007 Sent AOS/EAD packet
  • May 11, 2007 NOA1 AOS/EAD
  • June 7, 2007 Biometrics appointment
  • June 8, 2007 first post biometrics touch, June 11, next touch...
  • August 1, 2007 AOS Interview! APPROVED!! EAD APPROVED TOO...
  • August 6, 2007 EAD card and Welcome Letter received!
  • August 13, 2007 GREEN CARD received!!! 375 days since mailing the I-129F!

    Remove Conditions:

  • May 1, 2009 first day to file
  • May 9, 2009 mailed I-751 to USCIS CS
Sofiyya Grand Master

Sofiyya   1,687

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Maher wants Obama to do more and ignores all his spending.

He wants Obama to shun popularity to work harder for health care? How could free health care be unpopular if it's necessary for all of us?

Urging Obama to act more liberally isn't much of a joke and Maher isn't much of a comedian.

Lord knows I want Obama to fail. Seeing his Hollywood elistist left support starting to come apart is funny to me.

Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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Maher wants Obama to do more and ignores all his spending.

He wants Obama to shun popularity to work harder for health care? How could free health care be unpopular if it's necessary for all of us?

Urging Obama to act more liberally isn't much of a joke and Maher isn't much of a comedian.

Someone needs a fresh set of depends. :blink:

So why dont you change yours?

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

 

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