Yo Mama

[Elizabethnhenry 0]

uno mas

Your momma is soooooo stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and nearly peed her

pants.

[Nessa 23]

Yo mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her a$$ and then her face and said ''Siamese Twins!''

Yo mama is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost

Yo mama is so dumb she sit on the tv and watch the couch

Edited June 18, 2006 by nessaandcharles

[aussiewench 9]

HAHAHAHA love em

Yo mama was so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn

Yo mama So Ugly she won first place in the Wookie lookalike contest. (no offence wookie )

[Fandango 1,439]

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a cup to the movie "Juice."

[cajunasian 0]

Your momma is so dumb that she put a free cookie on layaway.

Your momma is so fat that when she walks outside with a yellow shirt on everyone yells "Taxi"

[slim 1,514]

Your mama so ugly, when you were born the doctor smacked HER.

[LiszyandKenny 5]

Yo mama is so stupid that

she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.

I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.

she invented a silent car alarm.

HUUUUUUUUUUAAHAUAHAUAU oh man...

[Nessa 23]

Yo mama is so stupid that she invented a silent car alarm.

MUAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[silvanski 1]

Yo mamma's so ugly that at the fairground she's being refused entry to the mirror maze

[Jaci 0]

These two I heard are perhaps a sign of the times...

Yo' Mamma's so poor she got real boobs.

Yo' Mamma's so ugly she got only one husband.

[silvanski 1]

These two I heard are perhaps a sign of the times...

Yo' Mamma's so poor she got real boobs.

Yo' Mamma's so ugly she got only one husband.

and hi Jaci! Long time no see.

[Fandango 1,439]

Yo mama's so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper....

Yo mama's so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell

Yo mama's so fat, she rollerskates on busses.

Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.

Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.

Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

[cajunasian 0]

Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!

[LiszyandKenny 5]

Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!

it is too much

[Paul and Melanie 0]

Let me throw in this lame one......lol

Yo momma so fat she uses a microwave for a beeper!