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>A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He

>breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young

>couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.


>While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of


>kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.


>While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this

>guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent

>a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he

>kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do

>whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.


>This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.

>Be strong, honey. I love you!"


>His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my

>ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any

>Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.I love you


The long and winding road,,,,,,

03/03/04 - I-129F received at VSC

08/03/04 - Date of NOA1

24/04/04 - Approval online email (46 day35 Business day

28/04/04 - Received NOA2 by mail

03/05/04 - NVC fowards petition to London Embassy

14/05/04 - Received Packet 3

26/05/04 - Received Packet 4

01/06/04 - Interview @ London Embassy


02/06/04 - Passport inclusive of visa delivered

13/06/04 - Here in the US of A!

31/07/04 - Officially engaged!

28/08/04 - Married

30/08/04 - Filed AOS, EAD, sent via Fed-Ex

02/09/04 - Applied for SSN in married name

10/09/04 - SSN arrives

08/09/04 - NOA for EAD & AOS

30/09/04 - Biometics & Fingerprinting Appointment

10/11/04 - Received approval via email for EAD

13/11/04 - Very happily blessed in Florida with Family present - special day!

16/11/04 - EAD arrives in post

01/03/05 - Posted AP

24/03/05 - NOA1 of AP

20/05/05 - Advance Parole arrived

19/09/05 - Case transferred to CSC

08/11/05 - Approved for AOS at CSC

12/11/05 - Welcome to america letter arrives!

15/11/05 - Green Card Arrives


07/08/07 - Applied to Vermont for 2 years conditions removed I-751

22/08/07 - Check cashed

23/08/07 - Received I-797 Notice of action in post

04/09/07 - NOA Date

02/10/07 - Biometrics

02/10/07 - Touched- checked at 6:45 PM

03/10/07 - Touched

28/03/08 - Received Email - 10 Year green card approved


11/08/08 - Sent N-400 application to become a citizen to VERMONT

16/08/08 - Cheque cashed by Vermont

18/08/08 - NOA1 N-400

17/09/08 - Biometrics

09/12/08 - Interview and oath taken at newark


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:lol::lol::lol: brokeback mountain time is here...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).


my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty


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Filed: AOS (pnd) Country: Morocco
:P thats bad to the bone :thumbs:


08/26/08 filling date

08/27/08 NOA1

09/12/08 Notice for BIO

10/01/08 BIO

02/04/09 RFE received

02/20/09 RFE mailed

03/03/09 APPROVED


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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Philippines

mike & jemema

7-28-05 first met online

10-4-05 engaged-in phills

12-19-05 filed I-129-f



1/25/06 nvc recieve's petiton

1/27/06 forward to manila

1/29/06 manila recieved

5/18/06 medical exam



5/26/06 Visa in Hand

6/5/06 Back to the States Together

6/13/06 Applied for SSN

6/26/06 recieved ssn

7/28/06 Wedding planned

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