THREE WOMEN IN A SAUNA

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Subject: THREE WOMEN IN A SAUNA

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A

SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND

THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY

PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO

HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE

A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO

DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO

THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M

GETTING A FAX!!

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Subject: THREE WOMEN IN A SAUNA

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A

SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND

THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY

PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO

HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE

A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO

DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO

THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M

GETTING A FAX!!

I'm still laughing.

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there is a middle age lady in the elevator going up to her apt on the 14th floor, and it stops and a younger woman gets on. she is dressed very nice and smells great with perfume. she catches the first lady sniffing her and says, chanell #5 $75.00 an ounce, in a snobby tone. just after that the elevator stops and the door opens and an even younger prettier, well dressed lady gets on. she catches the first two ladies sniffing her perfume and in a snobby tone says, ralph lauren, $150.00 an ounce. well just about then the elevator reaches the floor for the first ladie to get off. and as the door opens she lets out a very loud fart and looks at both of them and says,.. broccolli,.. $0.59 cents a pound !!!

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LMAO

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[ronjie 0]

there is a middle age lady in the elevator going up to her apt on the 14th floor, and it stops and a younger woman gets on. she is dressed very nice and smells great with perfume. she catches the first lady sniffing her and says, chanell #5 $75.00 an ounce, in a snobby tone. just after that the elevator stops and the door opens and an even younger prettier, well dressed lady gets on. she catches the first two ladies sniffing her perfume and in a snobby tone says, ralph lauren, $150.00 an ounce. well just about then the elevator reaches the floor for the first ladie to get off. and as the door opens she lets out a very loud fart and looks at both of them and says,.. broccolli,.. $0.59 cents a pound !!!

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LOL! You're really crzy daddy.....

I love you...mwahhhhhhh!

wifey

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Saludos,

Caro

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