Man accused of urinating on bouncer at Alaska bar

[Jasman0717 8]

FAIRBANKS, Alaska (AP) - A 22-year-old Fairbanks man was arrested for allegedly urinating on a bouncer at a bar on Sunday morning. The bouncer at Kodiak Jack's told police that he was trying to remove another man from the bar for causing a disruption.

The bouncer said he was trying to calm down the other man when he noticed the man behind him urinating on his leg. The man was charged with with harassment, indecent exposure and making a false report. He was apparently angry that his friend was being thrown out of the bar.

[Amby 490]

maybe he calmed the man down so much and he was so relaxed he needed to take a piss

[spookyturtle 9,465]

maybe he calmed the man down so much and he was so relaxed he needed to take a piss

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

[Amby 490]

maybe he calmed the man down so much and he was so relaxed he needed to take a piss

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

someone pissed on me once

[spookyturtle 9,465]

maybe he calmed the man down so much and he was so relaxed he needed to take a piss

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

someone pissed on me once

Was he wearing a wizard's hat and robe?

[Amby 490]

maybe he calmed the man down so much and he was so relaxed he needed to take a piss

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

someone pissed on me once

Was he wearing a wizard's hat and robe?

no she was my sister and she was wearing jeans and a tshirt and sitting on my back. she thought it was the most hilarious thing she had ever done. i was not impressed. i laugh about it now.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

maybe he calmed the man down so much and he was so relaxed he needed to take a piss

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

someone pissed on me once

Was he wearing a wizard's hat and robe?

no she was my sister and she was wearing jeans and a tshirt and sitting on my back. she thought it was the most hilarious thing she had ever done. i was not impressed. i laugh about it now.

Priceless!

[Amby 490]

maybe he calmed the man down so much and he was so relaxed he needed to take a piss

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

someone pissed on me once

Was he wearing a wizard's hat and robe?

no she was my sister and she was wearing jeans and a tshirt and sitting on my back. she thought it was the most hilarious thing she had ever done. i was not impressed. i laugh about it now.

Priceless!

btw this was only a few years ago and the best part is when I was like ughhh mom she pissed on me. my mom very calmly said "don't pee on your sister" like she wore my favorite shirt without asking or something.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

maybe he calmed the man down so much and he was so relaxed he needed to take a piss

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

someone pissed on me once

Was he wearing a wizard's hat and robe?

no she was my sister and she was wearing jeans and a tshirt and sitting on my back. she thought it was the most hilarious thing she had ever done. i was not impressed. i laugh about it now.

Priceless!

btw this was only a few years ago and the best part is when I was like ughhh mom she pissed on me. my mom very calmly said "don't pee on your sister" like she wore my favorite shirt without asking or something.

[Ling Ling 22]

There's a LOT of ####### going on in the world...I don't see how this is newsworthy.

I was expecting to hear that the bouncer beat the ####### out of him...if not a just deserts, at least a comical ending.

So as long as we're telling pee stories

Wife and I were visiting with friends that have a 3 year old. As we were leaving, the kid wanted to come along to the door, but it was way past his bedtime.

The father takes hold of the kid, mom walks us to the door, and 2 minutes later father and son are at the door. The kid, (maybe excited, maybe pissed off)

made a direct hit on his dad's groin area. Soaked him quite well. My wife was impressed by his aim at such a young age.

[almaty 19]

golden showers usually cost $20.00 in alaska