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Man handcuffs his wife to the bed and can't find the key

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charles I'm sure it was more something like "lost" the key

i wonder where he lost it :whistle:

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Sounds almost like the theme of an old "I Love Lucy" episode where Lucy handcuffs herself to Ricky with what she assumes are trick-cuffs and then bins the key (hint: unfortunately, they turn out to be real cuffs, not trick-cuffs, so it leads to a very-awkward situation with a locksmith). :lol:

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charles I'm sure it was more something like "lost" the key

i wonder where he lost it :whistle:

Did anyone see the Coupling episode, "THE FRECKLE, THE KEY, AND THE COUPLE WHO WEREN'T"?

If if the BBC version of coupling is on in your area, watch it with someone you love.

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A correction about the I Love Lucy; in the episode (titled "The Handcuffs") Lucy borrowed a pair of old cuffs from her neighbour Fred--she didn't bin the key, as Fred had never had one.

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Chad answered a real call with something quite similar, as I recall.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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A correction about the I Love Lucy; in the episode (titled "The Handcuffs") Lucy borrowed a pair of old cuffs from her neighbour Fred--she didn't bin the key, as Fred had never had one.

:yes: AND, Ricky had to do a TV performance still attached to her...

Season 2.... :D

(I have all of the episodes on DVD.... )

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Man handcuffs his wife to the bed and can't find the key.

Almost as bad as that man that locked his keys in his car and couldn't get his wife out.

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