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morocco4ever   63

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The two women i have a crush on this board are.....the infamous MrsCat and Amby..

god da1mn it..

i want some kids righ tnow

With MrsCat and Amby? This might be a first on VJ...a proposal by a gentleman to impregnate two women he doesn't know. Any veterans ever seen anything of the sort before?

Didn't he already get someone preggy before? Or was that just someone yankin our chain?

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

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Brad and Vika   130

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we so have to get ken and shpat to take a trip together.

:lol:

Perfect. Shplatt to molest and frighten the unsuspecting costenas, and Ken to rescue them :wacko:

Why do these drunk threads have this effect on me? Shplatt gets drunk, but I am the one who feels like puking in a waste basket.

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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aww



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   15,109

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Just you and those two? You may want to bring along a bodyguard.

Nah - I'm from the North, I was born with a rifle in one hand and a Chuck Norris death grip.

what? i thought canadians were born with a tim horton's in one hand and a seal club in the other :P

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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*Robert*   2

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The two women i have a crush on this board are.....the infamous MrsCat and Amby..

god da1mn it..

i want some kids righ tnow

You attend one donkey show and suddenly your infamous. :innocent:

we so have to get ken and shpat to take a trip together.

Brilliant! The potential for that thread is off the charts :thumbs:

:thumbs:

And I will accompany them to keep a detailed journal of their exploits. because I am such a fan of both.

Just you and those two? You may want to bring along a bodyguard.

She'd need more like a body condom!!! :lol:

K-1 Timeline

11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

amiquechu Proficient

amiquechu   0

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The two women i have a crush on this board are.....the infamous MrsCat and Amby..

god da1mn it..

i want some kids righ tnow

With MrsCat and Amby? This might be a first on VJ...a proposal by a gentleman to impregnate two women he doesn't know. Any veterans ever seen anything of the sort before?

Didn't he already get someone preggy before? Or was that just someone yankin our chain?

The Seed of Shpat.... :devil:

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   15,109

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The two women i have a crush on this board are.....the infamous MrsCat and Amby..

god da1mn it..

i want some kids righ tnow

With MrsCat and Amby? This might be a first on VJ...a proposal by a gentleman to impregnate two women he doesn't know. Any veterans ever seen anything of the sort before?

Didn't he already get someone preggy before? Or was that just someone yankin our chain?

The Seed of Shpat.... :devil:

coming soon............to a theater near you!

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

amiquechu Proficient

amiquechu   0

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The two women i have a crush on this board are.....the infamous MrsCat and Amby..

god da1mn it..

i want some kids righ tnow

With MrsCat and Amby? This might be a first on VJ...a proposal by a gentleman to impregnate two women he doesn't know. Any veterans ever seen anything of the sort before?

Didn't he already get someone preggy before? Or was that just someone yankin our chain?

The Seed of Shpat.... :devil:

coming soon............to a theater near you!

I was thinking either a porno or the next installment of The Omen.

Save Shpat's threads

69-97-116-32-83-104-105-116-32-74-101-110-110

Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   15,109

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The two women i have a crush on this board are.....the infamous MrsCat and Amby..

god da1mn it..

i want some kids righ tnow

With MrsCat and Amby? This might be a first on VJ...a proposal by a gentleman to impregnate two women he doesn't know. Any veterans ever seen anything of the sort before?

Didn't he already get someone preggy before? Or was that just someone yankin our chain?

The Seed of Shpat.... :devil:

coming soon............to a theater near you!

I was thinking either a porno or the next installment of The Omen.

maybe "ken and shpat do colombia" :lol:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

amiquechu Proficient

amiquechu   0

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The two women i have a crush on this board are.....the infamous MrsCat and Amby..

god da1mn it..

i want some kids righ tnow

With MrsCat and Amby? This might be a first on VJ...a proposal by a gentleman to impregnate two women he doesn't know. Any veterans ever seen anything of the sort before?

Didn't he already get someone preggy before? Or was that just someone yankin our chain?

The Seed of Shpat.... :devil:

coming soon............to a theater near you!

I was thinking either a porno or the next installment of The Omen.

maybe "ken and shpat do colombia" :lol:

:idea: They could make the sequel to Zack and Miri Make a Porno....Ken and Shpat Make a Porno :wub:

Or they could do a James Bond movie. Ken could be the first black James Bond and Shpat could be his Bond girl.

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MrsCat Experienced

MrsCat   6

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Just you and those two? You may want to bring along a bodyguard.

Nah - I'm from the North, I was born with a rifle in one hand and a Chuck Norris death grip.

what? i thought canadians were born with a tim horton's in one hand and a seal club in the other :P

:lol: - that's for the male babies.

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*Robert* Veteran

*Robert*   2

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:rofl: The James Bond idea is the coolest thing evah!!! :rofl:

Though as a Sean Connery fan, I must stop you. I shall call on HAL9000...

Sean Connery RAWKS!!! :thumbs:

K-1 Timeline

11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

 

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