Foreign men vs. American men

[Cassie 8]

Personally, I just love that it was a CDN female that turned this thread into a coversation about farting. National pride I am beaming with today

I you thetreble!

It is comforting to know that Canadian women can fart with the best of them. I only dated a handful of Canadian women. Now I know I should have searched more there. These russian women do terrible things like wear high heals, dress like a woman, taking time to make themselves look good and want to go terrible places like opera and ballet. Any red blooded American should be much happier with a gal who can out drink them and spit a wad of chewing tobacco 5 feet further than they can.

yeah because Canadian women don't do that ... jeeze louise..

seriously.

[amiquechu 0]

Opera? Ballet? Sounds expensive.

I like a woman who likes to spend time in a diner sipping on a $2 coffee!

Who needs expensive ####### when you both have a sense of humor and can entertain each other!

[Sister Fracas 5]

However, there's a difference between the occasional fart and belting out your favorite song through your rear-end.

Hubster belts out "God Save the Queen"... LOL

[DeadPoolX 9]

Opera? Ballet? Sounds expensive.

I like a woman who likes to spend time in a diner sipping on a $2 coffee!

Who needs expensive ####### when you both have a sense of humor and can entertain each other!

Be careful... entertaining each other can sometimes lead to children!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Opera? Ballet? Sounds expensive.

I like a woman who likes to spend time in a diner sipping on a $2 coffee!

Who needs expensive ####### when you both have a sense of humor and can entertain each other!

[Marilyn. 340]

my sister-in-law can belch out the alphabet.. and she can spell out names too.. it is really quite disturbing

as for me.. I fart if I need to fart.. I don't feel like running to the bathroom every time I have to fart...

[Sister Fracas 5]

my sister-in-law can belch out the alphabet.. and she can spell out names too.. it is really quite disturbing

as for me.. I fart if I need to fart.. I don't feel like running to the bathroom every time I have to fart...

I always know when hubster has to get out a real stinky one...he goes to another room all of a sudden... LOL LOL Bless him for trying to shield me from that! LOL

[Marilyn. 340]

my sister-in-law can belch out the alphabet.. and she can spell out names too.. it is really quite disturbing

as for me.. I fart if I need to fart.. I don't feel like running to the bathroom every time I have to fart...

I always know when hubster has to get out a real stinky one...he goes to another room all of a sudden... LOL LOL Bless him for trying to shield me from that! LOL

when we are in the car i know when my hubby has to fart or has farted.. he opens the window

[Turboguy 6]

I likes me foreign man!

My guess is that they fart too!

[chri'stina 190]

I likes me foreign man!

My guess is that they fart too!

Nah, only American men do that.

I married an Indian who would never, EVER, fart. They don't fart in India, it's the spices that prevent it.

J/k!! He farts, and *gasp* I do too, in front of him.

[amiquechu 0]

my sister-in-law can belch out the alphabet.. and she can spell out names too.. it is really quite disturbing

as for me.. I fart if I need to fart.. I don't feel like running to the bathroom every time I have to fart...

I always know when hubster has to get out a real stinky one...he goes to another room all of a sudden... LOL LOL Bless him for trying to shield me from that! LOL

when we are in the car i know when my hubby has to fart or has farted.. he opens the window

One time we were driving on a street along the Missouri River and the River didn't smell particularly good that day. So now when I let go, I always ask the wifey if she can smell the Missouri River...no matter what part of town we're in. She knows now just to roll down the window and she always gives me a "Den Den...guacala!"

[zqt3344 21]

American men make the best husbands in the world. American women do not know what they are missing, their loss our gain!

I am so tired of people generalizing about us American women.If we were so bad, I guess we all would just sit at home with no dates at all.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

American men make the best husbands in the world. American women do not know what they are missing, their loss our gain!

That clears that up.

[almaty 19]

yes, he is the new truthier

[zqt3344 21]

yes, he is the new truthier