Things are NOT what they seem

[JanaknJanet 0]

HMMM Happy Saturday... how about a few thoughts to ponder...

Enjoy

Things that are NOT What They Seem

1. A firefly is not a fly - it is a beetle

2. A prairie dog is not a dog - it is a rodent

3. India ink is not from India - it is from China and Egypt

4. A horned toad is not a toad - it is a lizard

5. A lead pencil does not contain lead - it contains graphite

6. A Douglas fir is not a fir - it is a pine

7. A silkworm is not a worm - it is a caterpillar

8. A peanut is not a nut - it is a legume

9. A panda bear is not a bear - it is a relative of the raccoon

10. An English horn is not English and it isn’t a horn - it is a French alto oboe

11. A guinea pig is not from guinea and it is not a pig - it is a rodent from South America

12. Shortbread is not a bread - it is a thick cookie

13. Dresden China is not from Dresden - it is from Meissen

14. A shooting star is not a star - it is a meteorite

15. A funny bone is not a bone - it is the spot where the ulna nerve touches the humerus

16. Chop suey is not a native Chinese dish - it was invented by Chinese immigrants in California

17. A bald eagle is not bald - it has flat white feathers on its head and neck when mature, and dark feathers when young

18. A banana tree is not a tree - it is a herb

19. A cucumber is not a vegetable - it is a fruit

20. A jackrabbit is not a rabbit - it is a hare

21. A piece of catgut is not from a cat - it is usually made from sheep intestines

22. A Mexican jumping bean is not a bean - it is a seed with a larva inside

23. A Turkish bath is not Turkish - it is Roman

24. A koala bear is not a bear - it is a marsupial

25. A sweetbread is not a bread - it is the pancreas or thymus gland from a calf or lamb

[Mags 112]

21. A piece of catgut is not from a cat - it is usually made from sheep intestines

Oh thank goodness!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

16. Chop suey is not a native Chinese dish - it was invented by Chinese immigrants in California

That explains the strange look on the old Chinese woman's face the other day when I pointed at the nondescript veggies behind the glass and said I'd like some vegetable chop suey.

[Steve Y Jessica 1]

A BJ, she does not blow - She sucks!!

[amiquechu 0]

6. A Douglas fir is not a fir - it is a pine

I knew this one. A lot of the wood used to frame houses in the midwest in Douglas Fir.

[Ban Hammer 12,864]

a platypius really isn't a platypus nor pius

[trinket 30]

18. A banana tree is not a tree - it is a herb

Hmm I thought Banana tree actually is a plant