GET RID OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS???!!!!

[pepper 34]

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} Bring our troops var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln19'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links) links.innerHTML = links.innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } home from Iraq to guard the Border.... var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln20'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links) links.innerHTML = links.innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln21'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links) links.innerHTML = links.innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln22'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links) links.innerHTML = links.innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln23'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links) links.innerHTML = links.innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } When they catch an var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln24'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links) links.innerHTML = links.innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln25'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links) links.innerHTML = links.innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } and ship him to Iraq ... var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln26'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); 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[Peikko 1,575]

Well, that was disturbing!

[Minya's wife 25]

Your point? #######?!?

[Nagishkaw 510]

My eyes are bleeding!

[Cassie 8]

I think that wins Post of the Year!

[pedroh 21]

the matrix has taken control of VJ!!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

i think this is what the OP meant to post... btw this isnt really a carlin:

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

President Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be <NOBR>11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the

aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. I just did.

[almaty 19]

wow, looks like he hired an illegal to post it for him

[pedroh 21]

wow, looks like he hired an illegal to post it for him

wahahahahahah

OWNED hermano

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

[Cassie 8]

wow, looks like he hired an illegal to post it for him

I take that back. THIS wins Post of the Year!

[Nagishkaw 510]

wow, looks like he hired an illegal to post it for him

[pepper 34]

George Carlin's Solution to

Save gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants

That would be 11 million

less people using our gas..The price of gas would come down..

Bring our troops home

from Iraq to guard the border..

When they catch an illegal immigrant

crossing the border,hand him a canteen rifle and some ammo

and ship him to Iraq..

Tell him if he wants

to come to America then he must serve a tour

in the military..

Give him a

soldier's pay while he's there

and tax him on it..

After his tour,

he wil be allowed to become a citizen since he

defended his country..

He will be also registered to

be taxed and be a legal patriot...

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution

for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make

a better life for themselves...

If they refuse

to serve,ship them to Iraq anyway,without the canteen

rifle or ammo..

Problem solved...

[Cassie 8]

nvm

Edited June 20, 2008 by Cassie

[Mags 112]

I've merged the two threads.