Air India

[Indo_mommy 0]

My husband is an aircraft technicion and found this joke to be hillarious. Didn't mean to offend any Indian people here.

AIR INDIA

"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL

(Boniface)

Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air

India

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to

bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.

This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed,

but we will end up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety

standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over

30% of our passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who

can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not

be shown as we forgot to record it from the television.

However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to

SrilankanAirlines, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in

the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us

to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as

possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know.

Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for

take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't

find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat.

And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Enjoy Air India !!

[Ban Hammer 14,332]

that sounds like that time i flew on turkish airlines......

[iceyspots 0]

LOL.. omg are you serious? I was considering taking Turkish Airlines to go to Algeria, because during certain times they have the cheapest tickets, but, the 46 hour layover deterred me from buying.

[Nessa 23]

[Ban Hammer 14,332]

LOL.. omg are you serious? I was considering taking Turkish Airlines to go to Algeria, because during certain times they have the cheapest tickets, but, the 46 hour layover deterred me from buying.

their idea of a landing was closer to a controlled crash it seemed. bounced all the way down the runway. almost every overhead storage bin opened.

[Mina76 0]

Well this is the first time I heard anything like this about Turkish Airlines

[crashandcari 0]

that really made me chuckle.. dont mean any offense

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Air India.. where cows fly first class.

[yogib37 3]

LOL.. omg are you serious? I was considering taking Turkish Airlines to go to Algeria, because during certain times they have the cheapest tickets, but, the 46 hour layover deterred me from buying.

their idea of a landing was closer to a controlled crash it seemed. bounced all the way down the runway. almost every overhead storage bin opened.

well you know what they say...any landing you can walk away from, is a good landing...

that is funny.. I am also a aircraft Technician...

Funny thing I heard on the news.. Airbus is considering a plane design that you do stand up..no seats and your strap agaist a padded board.. I for one would not like that or will not do that

Take care

Yogi

[Ban Hammer 14,332]

Air India.. where cows fly first class.

so that's how my ex wife gets around. and i thought it was broomstick air.

[Indo_mommy 0]

Air India.. where cows fly first class.

so that's how my ex wife gets around. and i thought it was broomstick air.