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i never knew women farted :o ....

:lol: :lol:

بســــم اللـــــه الــــرحمـن الــــرحــــيم

My N-400 timeline, I hope it will help - Local Office (Chula Vista Field Office - San Diego)

10/01/2010: Application was sent.

10/04/2010: Application was received.

10/06/2010: Email received "Application has been received" & Noticed Date.

10/07/2010: "Touch"

10/08/2010: "Touch" & Check was Cashed

10/09/2010: NOA1 Received via mail.

10/22/2010: Status Changed Online "Request for evidence" It was for Biometrics.

10/25/2010: Request for evidence recieved "Biometrics Notice".

11/18/2010: Biometrics date ==> 11:00AM. Biometrics was taken On time.

12/03/2010: "Yellow Letter" Received.

12/06/2010: "Touch" Case Moved to "Testing and Interview".

12/08/2010: Interview Letter received via mail.

01/13/2011: Interview Date. Done, " Thanks To ALLAH, I Passed the Test.

01/18/2011: Oath Letter was Sent.

01/20/2011: Oath Letter Recieved via mail.

01/28/2011: Oath Date. ==> Done, I am a U.S. Citizen

01/31/2011: Applied for a U.S. Passport Book, And, U.S. Passport Card.

02/25/2011: Passport Book's Received.

02/26/2011: Passport Card's Received.

02/28/2011: Certificate Of Naturalization's Returned.

Game Over.

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AnewKINDofFEELIN   0

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i never knew women farted :o ....

They smell like roses, of course.

All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood

In a modest town where honest people dwell

--July 22---------Sent I-129F packet

--July 27---------Petition received

--August 28------NOA1 issued

--August 31------Arrived in Terrace after lots of flight delays to spend Lindsay's birthday with her

--October 10-----Completed address change online

--January 25-----NOA2 received via USCIS Case Status Online

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that explains it...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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i never knew women farted :o ....

We don't. We 'puff'.

Just like we don't 'sweat'. We 'glow'.

:whistle:

8-30-05 Met David at a restaurant in Germany

3-28-06 David 'officially' proposed

4-26-06 I-129F mailed

9-25-06 Interview: APPROVED!

10-16-06 Flt to US, POE Detroit

11-5-06 Married

7-2-07 Green card received

9-12-08 Filed for divorce

12-5-08 Court hearing - divorce final

A great marriage is not when the "perfect couple" comes together.

It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

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That fart was lame! Totally off key. :lol:

Jeffery AND Alla.

0 kilometers physically separates us!

K-1 Visa Granted... Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Alla ARRIVED to America... Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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I assure my fiancée hardly "puffs" and she more than "glows". :whistle:

We don't. We 'puff'.

Just like we don't 'sweat'. We 'glow'.

:whistle:

Jeffery AND Alla.

0 kilometers physically separates us!

K-1 Visa Granted... Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Alla ARRIVED to America... Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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I assure my fiancée hardly "puffs" and she more than "glows". :whistle:

We don't. We 'puff'.

Just like we don't 'sweat'. We 'glow'.

:whistle:

probably not in front of you :whistle::lol:

I had a friend who when she had to fart would excuse herself to the bathroom... she said that is what her mom had trained her to do :P

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Kazan' Tiger   1

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It took her about six months to finally perform publically. It all came down to me asking, Don't you ever fart? She answered, "Yes, but I do away from you." I said, Where ever you be let your farts go free! And, well, the rest is history. :lol:

I assure my fiancée hardly "puffs" and she more than "glows". :whistle:

We don't. We 'puff'.

Just like we don't 'sweat'. We 'glow'.

:whistle:

probably not in front of you :whistle::lol:

I had a friend who when she had to fart would excuse herself to the bathroom... she said that is what her mom had trained her to do :P

Jeffery AND Alla.

0 kilometers physically separates us!

K-1 Visa Granted... Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Alla ARRIVED to America... Wednesday, 12 November 2008

russia_a.gif Алла и Джеффри USA_a.gif

AllaAndJeffery.PNG

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that explains it...

:lol::lol::lol:

بســــم اللـــــه الــــرحمـن الــــرحــــيم

My N-400 timeline, I hope it will help - Local Office (Chula Vista Field Office - San Diego)

10/01/2010: Application was sent.

10/04/2010: Application was received.

10/06/2010: Email received "Application has been received" & Noticed Date.

10/07/2010: "Touch"

10/08/2010: "Touch" & Check was Cashed

10/09/2010: NOA1 Received via mail.

10/22/2010: Status Changed Online "Request for evidence" It was for Biometrics.

10/25/2010: Request for evidence recieved "Biometrics Notice".

11/18/2010: Biometrics date ==> 11:00AM. Biometrics was taken On time.

12/03/2010: "Yellow Letter" Received.

12/06/2010: "Touch" Case Moved to "Testing and Interview".

12/08/2010: Interview Letter received via mail.

01/13/2011: Interview Date. Done, " Thanks To ALLAH, I Passed the Test.

01/18/2011: Oath Letter was Sent.

01/20/2011: Oath Letter Recieved via mail.

01/28/2011: Oath Date. ==> Done, I am a U.S. Citizen

01/31/2011: Applied for a U.S. Passport Book, And, U.S. Passport Card.

02/25/2011: Passport Book's Received.

02/26/2011: Passport Card's Received.

02/28/2011: Certificate Of Naturalization's Returned.

Game Over.

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It took her about six months to finally perform publically. It all came down to me asking, Don't you ever fart? She answered, "Yes, but I do away from you." I said, Where ever you be let your farts go free! And, well, the rest is history. :lol:

I assure my fiancée hardly "puffs" and she more than "glows". :whistle:

We don't. We 'puff'.

Just like we don't 'sweat'. We 'glow'.

:whistle:

probably not in front of you :whistle::lol:

I had a friend who when she had to fart would excuse herself to the bathroom... she said that is what her mom had trained her to do :P

Are you now regretting giving her permission??

Maggie

08-07-06 I129 NOA1

02-05-07 Visa in Hand

02-13-07 POE JFK w/temp EAD

02-23-07 Civil Marriage

06-17-07 Wedding

08-13-07 Card received in mail

04-14-09 Trip to Maui for Anniversary

06-04-09 Filed to lift conditions

08-13-09 Perm Card received

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No, what comes naturally is fine by me! :lol:

It took her about six months to finally perform publically. It all came down to me asking, Don't you ever fart? She answered, "Yes, but I do away from you." I said, Where ever you be let your farts go free! And, well, the rest is history. :lol:

I assure my fiancée hardly "puffs" and she more than "glows". :whistle:

We don't. We 'puff'.

Just like we don't 'sweat'. We 'glow'.

:whistle:

probably not in front of you :whistle::lol:

I had a friend who when she had to fart would excuse herself to the bathroom... she said that is what her mom had trained her to do :P

Are you now regretting giving her permission??

Jeffery AND Alla.

0 kilometers physically separates us!

K-1 Visa Granted... Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Alla ARRIVED to America... Wednesday, 12 November 2008

russia_a.gif Алла и Джеффри USA_a.gif

AllaAndJeffery.PNG

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No, what comes naturally is fine by me! :lol:

It took her about six months to finally perform publically. It all came down to me asking, Don't you ever fart? She answered, "Yes, but I do away from you." I said, Where ever you be let your farts go free! And, well, the rest is history. :lol:

I assure my fiancée hardly "puffs" and she more than "glows". :whistle:

We don't. We 'puff'.

Just like we don't 'sweat'. We 'glow'.

:whistle:

probably not in front of you :whistle::lol:

I had a friend who when she had to fart would excuse herself to the bathroom... she said that is what her mom had trained her to do :P

Are you now regretting giving her permission??

:lol::lol:

بســــم اللـــــه الــــرحمـن الــــرحــــيم

My N-400 timeline, I hope it will help - Local Office (Chula Vista Field Office - San Diego)

10/01/2010: Application was sent.

10/04/2010: Application was received.

10/06/2010: Email received "Application has been received" & Noticed Date.

10/07/2010: "Touch"

10/08/2010: "Touch" & Check was Cashed

10/09/2010: NOA1 Received via mail.

10/22/2010: Status Changed Online "Request for evidence" It was for Biometrics.

10/25/2010: Request for evidence recieved "Biometrics Notice".

11/18/2010: Biometrics date ==> 11:00AM. Biometrics was taken On time.

12/03/2010: "Yellow Letter" Received.

12/06/2010: "Touch" Case Moved to "Testing and Interview".

12/08/2010: Interview Letter received via mail.

01/13/2011: Interview Date. Done, " Thanks To ALLAH, I Passed the Test.

01/18/2011: Oath Letter was Sent.

01/20/2011: Oath Letter Recieved via mail.

01/28/2011: Oath Date. ==> Done, I am a U.S. Citizen

01/31/2011: Applied for a U.S. Passport Book, And, U.S. Passport Card.

02/25/2011: Passport Book's Received.

02/26/2011: Passport Card's Received.

02/28/2011: Certificate Of Naturalization's Returned.

Game Over.

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