Funniest Town Names In The U.S.

[simple_male 1]

This is interesting!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071206/ts_al...itynamesoffbeat

[almaty 19]

been to T & C new mexico...spent a couple of nights there with Fay, zuni gf, and it became more consequences for me than truth

[Nessa 23]

deja vu

[PlatyPius 5]

I've been to Dime Box, Texas

Loveland, Colorado

Santa Claus, IN

Hell, Michigan

Intercourse, PA

Rising Sun, IN

Nameless, Tennessee

and about a hundred other odd-ball towns. It's a hobby of mine. lol

[almaty 19]

i been to..

show low, arizona

pietown, new mexico

dogwalk, illinois

[Ban Hammer 15,140]

i've been to comfort texas, between alice and donna

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Expanding the topic a bit to include Canada, I had the honor and privilege of visiting beautiful #######, Newfoundland, over the summer:

[almaty 19]

i am certain that Joyce is from there

[Empress of Groovy 373]

i am certain that Joyce is from there

I wouldn't be surprised, but the sultry Joyce likes to keep her origins under the hat (helmet?) so as to sustain the mystique. The Joyce Mystique.

[MissStacey 1]

i am certain that Joyce is from there

I wouldn't be surprised, but the sultry Joyce likes to keep her origins under the hat (helmet?) so as to sustain the mystique. The Joyce Mystique.

You just can't tie a woman like Joyce down. Many men have tried and failed. Joyce is a wanderer- she needs to spread her love- often and in many many locations.

[*julez* 124]

i am certain that Joyce is from there

Laughed right out loud here at work at that one...now they really think I'm crazy!

[Amby 490]

Santa Claus is only about 45 mins away from me. There's a group of old ladies that respond to tons of Santa letters every year. Also a lot of people take their Christmas cards there to be mailed to get the pretty postmark they use. They have a theme park there called Holiday World and they have rides like the turkey run and spider something or another haha. They're all holiday themed it's kinda neat. Their water park is great though.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

i am certain that Joyce is from there

I wouldn't be surprised, but the sultry Joyce likes to keep her origins under the hat (helmet?) so as to sustain the mystique. The Joyce Mystique.

You just can't tie a woman like Joyce down. Many men have tried and failed. Joyce is a wanderer- she needs to spread her love- often and in many many locations.

Stacey, I couldn't have said it better myself.

He says, "Why not horizontal stripes?"

Joyce says, "I change my stripe direction for no man."

He says, "Why not grow your hair long?"

Joyce says, "I like my helmet. I change my helmet-style for no man."

He says, "Why not a single daisy?"

Joyce says, "I change the single flower I hold on my cheezy album cover for no man."

He says, "Why not consider contact lenses?"

Joyce says, "Oxygen-permeable lenses did not become popular until later. Anyway, I'd change my glasses for no man."

He says, "Why not consider natural fibers?"

Joyce says, "I will change my synthetic look for no man."

You are clearly a woman who understands--The Joyce Mystique.

[PlatyPius 5]

Santa Claus is only about 45 mins away from me. There's a group of old ladies that respond to tons of Santa letters every year. Also a lot of people take their Christmas cards there to be mailed to get the pretty postmark they use. They have a theme park there called Holiday World and they have rides like the turkey run and spider something or another haha. They're all holiday themed it's kinda neat. Their water park is great though.

Before it was "Holiday World" it was "Santa Claus Land"... I have many happy memories from there when I was a kid. It's a couple of hours south of me.

[almaty 19]

i am certain that Joyce is from there

I wouldn't be surprised, but the sultry Joyce likes to keep her origins under the hat (helmet?) so as to sustain the mystique. The Joyce Mystique.

You just can't tie a woman like Joyce down. Many men have tried and failed. Joyce is a wanderer- she needs to spread her love- often and in many many locations.

Stacey, I couldn't have said it better myself.

He says, "Why not horizontal stripes?"

Joyce says, "I change my stripe direction for no man."

He says, "Why not grow your hair long?"

Joyce says, "I like my helmet. I change my helmet-style for no man."

He says, "Why not a single daisy?"

Joyce says, "I change the single flower I hold on my cheezy album cover for no man."

He says, "Why not consider contact lenses?"

Joyce says, "Oxygen-permeable lenses did not become popular until later. Anyway, I'd change my glasses for no man."

He says, "Why not consider natural fibers?"

Joyce says, "I will change my synthetic look for no man."

You are clearly a woman who understands--The Joyce Mystique.

i am sure she has broken up a many happy homes..when her sultry eyes and seductive charm....