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Filed my I-485 today. Hoping that it won't take too long.

Oboy oboy oboy!  Sunday!  Time for our always-hilarious (please humor me on this) Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
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THE DIAMOND BRACELET
 
A lady walked into a fancy jewelry store.  She saw a beautiful diamond bracelet and walked over to inspect it.  As she bent over to look more closely, she accidentally farted loudly.
 
Very embarrassed, she looked around nervously to see if anyone had noticed, and she prayed that a salesman wouldn't appear right then.  However, as she turned around, a salesman was standing right behind her.
 
Displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greeted the lady with "Good day, madam; how may we help you today?"
 
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman might not have been there at the time of her little accident, she asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
 
He answered, "Lady, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to poop when I tell you the price."
 

Sunday!  Time for our tension-relieving, grin-evoking Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
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THE BREWING ARGUMENT
 
A man and his wife were arguing about who should brew the coffee each morning.
 
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
 
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here.  Therefore, you should do it, because that's your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
 
The wife said, "No; you should do it, and besides, it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
 
The husband said, "WHAT?  I can't believe that!  Show me."
 
The wife fetched the Bible, opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed said, "HEBREWS."
 

Wednesday means that it's time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
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THE BLONDE'S POINT
 
A blonde became sick and tired of blonde jokes.  She was determined to show her husband that not all blondes were stupid.
 
The next day, after her husband had left for work, she decided to paint a couple of rooms in their house.
 
Her husband came home at 5:30 and smelled the odor of paint.  He walked into the living room and saw his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat -- wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
 
"Are you OK?" he asked.
"I'm great!" she replied.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are stupid.  So I painted the house!"
 
"That's wonderful, honey -- thank you!" he said.  "Just one question, though... why are you wearing your ski jacket over your fur coat?"
 
"Well, the directions on the can of paint said, 'For best results, put on two coats.'"
 

It is Sunday -- time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
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HOW TO START A SENTENCE
 
A teacher asked her class of 4th-graders to come up with a sentence beginning with "I."
 
A few children came to the front with predictable statements about having a cat or a certain toy.  Then, a child stepped up and said "I is..." and was immediately interrupted by the teacher:  "I AM!"
 
The student side-eyed the teacher, frowned, and began again, "I is..."  The teacher interrupted her more severely, "It's 'I am'!  Use the proper word!"
 
The girl turned to look at her this time, eyelids drooped with exasperation.  "Fine," she sighed.  "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
 

Yee-HAAAAA!  
You need to stay around to upvote my dumb jokes, ma'am!  

I would love to say thank you all for your encouragements, your valuable advices as well as your sharings via this forum, specially @sandranj @Demise @Pinkrlion
 Finally my card in hand. Below is my timeline:
 
2018: I-486 and I-130 submitted.
Oct 2019: I-360 submitted. My attorney requested the local office hold I-485 waiting for I-360 decision
Jul 2021: C31 was issued after 3 PFs, no RFEs
Sep 2021: I-360 approval letter was issued
Nov 2021: Interview notice for I-485 was issued. 
Dec 21 2021: Interviewed
Jan 6 2022: Card was ordered
Jan 18 2022: Card in hand.
 
I hope that my sharing will help you. 

It is Sunday -- time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
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FALSE CLAIM EXPOSED
 
Three patients were sitting in a psychiatrist's waiting room.
 
The first patient asked the second, "Why are you here?"
 
The second patient answered, "I'm Napoleon Bonaparte, so the doctor told me to come in."
 
"How do you know that you're Napoleon?"
 
"God told me I was."
 
The third patient shouted, "No, I didn't!!!"
 

Wednesday means that it's time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
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EXPECTATIONS
 
Two construction workers regularly ate lunch together.  One would open his lunchpail lid and peer inside expectantly, but his face would always fall and he'd mutter, "Oh, no... peanut butter again!"
 
This went on for several weeks, when finally his buddy asked him, "Look -- if you're so tired of peanut butter, why don't you ask your wife to make you something different for a change?"
 
"Oh, I'm not married," the man said.  "I make these every morning at home, myself!"
 

Here is the breathlessly awaited Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke*:
       *guaranteed to evoke approvals and positive progress, if correlation equals causation
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IN THE RESTAURANT
 
Diner:  "Waiter!  I don't like the flies in the restaurant today."
Waiter:  "Well, sir, come back tomorrow and we'll have some new ones!"
 
Diner:  "Waiter!  This lobster has only one claw!"
Waiter:  "Sorry, sir; this lobster fought with another one, and that's how he lost his claw."
Diner:  "Then take him back and bring me the winner!"
 
Diner:  "Waiter!  I don't like the looks of this codfish."
Waiter:  "If you want looks, lady, why don't you order a goldfish?"
 
Diner:  "Waiter!  I'm worried about my diet.  Are these oysters healthy?"
Waiter:  "Madam, I've never heard one complain."
 
Diner:  "Waiter!  There's a bug in my teacup.  What does this mean?"
Waiter:  "How should I know?  Ask a fortune-teller."
 
Diner:  "Waiter!  I'd like a cup of coffee without cream."
Waiter:  "We're all out of cream, sir; how about having it without milk?"
 
 

My field in San Jose

It is Wednesday, and time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
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THREE CORNY JOKES
 
Druggist:  Did you kill your moths with those mothballs that I recommended?
Customer:  No; I sat up all night throwing them at the moths, but I couldn't hit a single one!
 
Hunter #1:  What are you doing with that rifle?
Hunter #2:  Hunting for moose.
Hunter #1:  There are no moose around here.
Hunter #2:  I know.  If there were, I wouldn't have to hunt for them!
 
Joe:  I bought a goat this morning.
Mom:  Where are you going to keep him?
Joe:  In the house.
Mom:  What about the smell?
Joe:  Oh, he won't mind that!
 

I would love to say thank you all for your encouragements, your valuable advices as well as your sharings via this forum, specially @sandranj @Demise @Pinkrlion
 Finally my card in hand. Below is my timeline:
 
2018: I-486 and I-130 submitted.
Oct 2019: I-360 submitted. My attorney requested the local office hold I-485 waiting for I-360 decision
Jul 2021: C31 was issued after 3 PFs, no RFEs
Sep 2021: I-360 approval letter was issued
Nov 2021: Interview notice for I-485 was issued. 
Dec 21 2021: Interviewed
Jan 6 2022: Card was ordered
Jan 18 2022: Card in hand.
 
I hope that my sharing will help you. 

I would love to say thank you all for your encouragements, your valuable advices as well as your sharings via this forum, specially @sandranj @Demise @Pinkrlion
 Finally my card in hand. Below is my timeline:
 
2018: I-486 and I-130 submitted.
Oct 2019: I-360 submitted. My attorney requested the local office hold I-485 waiting for I-360 decision
Jul 2021: C31 was issued after 3 PFs, no RFEs
Sep 2021: I-360 approval letter was issued
Nov 2021: Interview notice for I-485 was issued. 
Dec 21 2021: Interviewed
Jan 6 2022: Card was ordered
Jan 18 2022: Card in hand.
 
I hope that my sharing will help you. 

Is it Wednesday?  If so, it is therefore time for our approval-evoking*, good-news-prompting* Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
           *that is, if correlation = causation
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HOW TO DETERMINE A CAT'S GENDER**
 
1.  Pour some milk in a bowl.
2.  If he drinks it, it's a male; if she drinks it, it's a female.
 
        **joke supplied by Mini-Bone
 

Hi Mubja,
Beside Covid 19 vaccine, the form I-693 requires a lot of vaccines such as Tdap, Varivax etc
Please refer this link https://www.uscis.gov/sites/default/files/document/forms/i-693instr.pdf to have more information. 
 

I would love to say thank you all for your encouragements, your valuable advices as well as your sharings via this forum, specially @sandranj @Demise @Pinkrlion
 Finally my card in hand. Below is my timeline:
 
2018: I-486 and I-130 submitted.
Oct 2019: I-360 submitted. My attorney requested the local office hold I-485 waiting for I-360 decision
Jul 2021: C31 was issued after 3 PFs, no RFEs
Sep 2021: I-360 approval letter was issued
Nov 2021: Interview notice for I-485 was issued. 
Dec 21 2021: Interviewed
Jan 6 2022: Card was ordered
Jan 18 2022: Card in hand.
 
I hope that my sharing will help you. 

I would love to say thank you all for your encouragements, your valuable advices as well as your sharings via this forum, specially @sandranj @Demise @Pinkrlion
 Finally my card in hand. Below is my timeline:
 
2018: I-486 and I-130 submitted.
Oct 2019: I-360 submitted. My attorney requested the local office hold I-485 waiting for I-360 decision
Jul 2021: C31 was issued after 3 PFs, no RFEs
Sep 2021: I-360 approval letter was issued
Nov 2021: Interview notice for I-485 was issued. 
Dec 21 2021: Interviewed
Jan 6 2022: Card was ordered
Jan 18 2022: Card in hand.
 
I hope that my sharing will help you. 

I would love to say thank you all for your encouragements, your valuable advices as well as your sharings via this forum, specially @sandranj @Demise @Pinkrlion
 Finally my card in hand. Below is my timeline:
 
2018: I-486 and I-130 submitted.
Oct 2019: I-360 submitted. My attorney requested the local office hold I-485 waiting for I-360 decision
Jul 2021: C31 was issued after 3 PFs, no RFEs
Sep 2021: I-360 approval letter was issued
Nov 2021: Interview notice for I-485 was issued. 
Dec 21 2021: Interviewed
Jan 6 2022: Card was ordered
Jan 18 2022: Card in hand.
 
I hope that my sharing will help you. 

I would love to say thank you all for your encouragements, your valuable advices as well as your sharings via this forum, specially @sandranj @Demise @Pinkrlion
 Finally my card in hand. Below is my timeline:
 
2018: I-486 and I-130 submitted.
Oct 2019: I-360 submitted. My attorney requested the local office hold I-485 waiting for I-360 decision
Jul 2021: C31 was issued after 3 PFs, no RFEs
Sep 2021: I-360 approval letter was issued
Nov 2021: Interview notice for I-485 was issued. 
Dec 21 2021: Interviewed
Jan 6 2022: Card was ordered
Jan 18 2022: Card in hand.
 
I hope that my sharing will help you. 

I would love to say thank you all for your encouragements, your valuable advices as well as your sharings via this forum, specially @sandranj @Demise @Pinkrlion
 Finally my card in hand. Below is my timeline:
 
2018: I-486 and I-130 submitted.
Oct 2019: I-360 submitted. My attorney requested the local office hold I-485 waiting for I-360 decision
Jul 2021: C31 was issued after 3 PFs, no RFEs
Sep 2021: I-360 approval letter was issued
Nov 2021: Interview notice for I-485 was issued. 
Dec 21 2021: Interviewed
Jan 6 2022: Card was ordered
Jan 18 2022: Card in hand.
 
I hope that my sharing will help you. 

I would love to say thank you all for your encouragements, your valuable advices as well as your sharings via this forum, specially @sandranj @Demise @Pinkrlion
 Finally my card in hand. Below is my timeline:
 
2018: I-486 and I-130 submitted.
Oct 2019: I-360 submitted. My attorney requested the local office hold I-485 waiting for I-360 decision
Jul 2021: C31 was issued after 3 PFs, no RFEs
Sep 2021: I-360 approval letter was issued
Nov 2021: Interview notice for I-485 was issued. 
Dec 21 2021: Interviewed
Jan 6 2022: Card was ordered
Jan 18 2022: Card in hand.
 
I hope that my sharing will help you. 

I would love to say thank you all for your encouragements, your valuable advices as well as your sharings via this forum, specially @sandranj @Demise @Pinkrlion
 Finally my card in hand. Below is my timeline:
 
2018: I-486 and I-130 submitted.
Oct 2019: I-360 submitted. My attorney requested the local office hold I-485 waiting for I-360 decision
Jul 2021: C31 was issued after 3 PFs, no RFEs
Sep 2021: I-360 approval letter was issued
Nov 2021: Interview notice for I-485 was issued. 
Dec 21 2021: Interviewed
Jan 6 2022: Card was ordered
Jan 18 2022: Card in hand.
 
I hope that my sharing will help you. 

Congratulations and happy new year

Yee-HAAAAA!