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HUD Sues Landlord for Refusing Tenant's Request to Keep 'Emotional Support' Cat A landlord in Jamestown, N.Y., is being sued by the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) for violating fair housing law. The landlord refused to make an exception to the "no cat" rule for tenants who say they need a cat for "emotional support." [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/rick-moran/2023/09/20/hud-sues-landlord-for-refusing-tenants-request-to-keep-emotional-support-cat-n1728475

This really sucks, Y ma'am. Shame.

Posting pics of buffalo butts! Reported!!! Actually, great story. Those things are probably bigger than we expect. Good that you didn't get buffaloed. How many national parks have you visited -- that was your travel interest, right?

Wednesday is time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= THE SPECIAL CUCKOO CLOCK The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight: "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing that my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a clever solution in order to escape a conflict. (Even being so drunk, I figured 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in. I told him "MIDNIGHT." He didn't seem angry in the least. Whew! I got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night, our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh, [bleep]. It cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We up-straightened the casa and procured Subway* in advance of Mama T-B.'s visit, prep we man for senior she man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Mama T-B. arrived, barely able to walk even with use of Rollator senior she man. Mama T-B. highly impressed with inside/outside changes to casa, decorations and cleanliness man. Still lectured us about the stuff that she planned to lecture us about, man. Lunch was the aforementioned Subway, ingest Two Generations man. Got lectured about more stuff, sigh man. Gave over the stuff procured last week in Mexico, pleased senior she man. Add warsher fluid to Mama-T-B.-mobile, appreciative senior she man. Seems like a pleasant visit, si man. Napped like a bear in winter for an hour, zzz we man. De-skooled Mini-B., see post just above man. Din-din was tupacs nuked macaroni, full Many-pack ([2x2x2x2]-pack) Italian meatballs, and spaghetti sauce, ingest Two Guys man. Prevailed upon Mini-B. to do a non-P-math hoamwurk assignment 2 days early, prevail we man over wee man. Mini-B. took over an hour to do it, drag-footing wee man. However, the computer scored it a perfect Many00, reinforce the joy of this we man to wee man man. Mini-B. then played V.R. until prep-for-bedtime, recreational wee man. Today could have been worse, and it was largely OK, need one of these now and then we man.

Think I recently did, and I vaguely remember that it seemed to work OK. Try the smallest jug that you can find, and, if it doesn't work to your liking, perhaps mix it in with the clumping stuff.

Fingers crossed for you.

Zelensky Upset To Hear One Of His Jets Ruined NEW YORK, NY — As Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky arrived in the U.S. to petition the U.N. for additional funds for the ongoing war with Russia, he was angered to learn one of his F-35s had been carelessly ruined by the American military. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-upset-to-hear-one-of-his-jets-ruined

Not just birds and whales: Windmills threatening extinction for jaguars and pumas in Brazil The climate hoax is taking a horrendous toll on not just the cost of electricity and reliability of the grid, but also the survival of many species of animals, from birds to whales to the magnificent big cats of Brazil. The Wall Street Journal reports: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/not_just_birds_and_whales_windmills_threatening_extinction_for_jaguars_and_pumas_in_brazil.html

Boston University Prof says Kendi guilty of 'employment violence' for laying off staff [...] Now employees of Boston University are accusing Kendi and the Center for Antiracism of 'employment violence and trauma' for laying some of the staff off. [...] https://twitchy.com/coucy/2023/09/19/boston-university-prof-says-kendi-guilty-of-employment-violence-for-laying-off-staff-n2387456

New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham Became Albuquerque's Number One Gun Salesperson [...] "Today was the busiest day I've had in months," Arnie Gallegos, owner of ABQ Guns in Albuquerque, told The Epoch Times. "I've been getting a lot of people who have never come into a gun shop before who are rightfully concerned about their freedoms. "A lot of people are saying, 'I can't rely on the police anymore, and I need to be able to protect myself,'" added Mr. Gallegos. [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/09/19/new-mexico-gov-michelle-lujan-grisham-became-albuquerques-number-one-gun-salesperson-n2164004

New Forecast Has California Slated to Lose 5 More Congressional Seats by 2030 [...] since the 2020 census, California has seen a net loss of 508,903 residents. This again begs the question, if California is the place to be, according to Governor Gavin Newsom, why is the state in such a state of rapid decline? [...] https://redstate.com/mdempsey/2023/09/19/new-forecast-has-california-slated-to-lose-5-more-congressional-seats-by-2030-n2164011

Biden Tells NYC to Drop Dead Over Illegal Aliens, Blows off Eric Adams https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/09/19/biden-tells-nyc-to-drop-dead-over-illegal-aliens-blows-off-eric-adams-n2164029

California Gas Prices Have Surged More Than 50 Times in 57 Days [...] California has officially surpassed Washington State for having the most expensive gasoline per gallon in the entire Nation, with an average cost per gallon of nearly $6. California residents are not asking, but begging for it to stop going up. Speaking for myself, I can no longer fill up my tank with one pump, as the pump automatically stops at $125, forcing me to pay again to fill up my entire tank. How many other Californians are having the same problem? [...] https://redstate.com/mdempsey/2023/09/19/california-gas-prices-surge-for-the-52nd-time-in-57-days-n2164038

It's fine for Democrats to dispute elections... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Disputed Connecticut election may not be certified [...] the huge number of mail-in ballots had raised concerns, particularly among Gomes' supporters. Rather than backing down, Gomes has now announced that he is filing a lawsuit seeking to place a hold on the certification of the election and he may seek to have a do-over election held. (Aren't people supposed to go to jail for that these days?) But new evidence that Gomes introduced may wind up proving that some dirty dealing may have taken place [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/09/19/disputed-connecticut-election-may-not-be-certified-n579054

WTH? What is going on in Plum Grove, Texas, Governor Abbott? Thanks to an in-depth investigative report by the Daily Wire, the existence of a huge community being built for illegal aliens has been exposed. It is hiding in plain sight. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/09/19/wth-what-is-going-on-in-plum-grove-texas-governor-abbott-n579032

Try the Paws & Claws stuff from Tractor Supply, si ma'am.

Sometimes, I wonder why residents and local authorities don't simply grab all these illegals and throw them back across the border. It seems that some locals everywhere are about ready to do that.

Ibram Kendi's Center for Anti-racism lays off majority of staff [...] The center was flush with cash. To do what? [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/09/19/ibram-kendis-center-for-anti-racism-lays-off-majority-of-staff-n579175

These Bidens! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did Hunter Biden Lie to His Own Memoir? [...] evidence shows how the Bidens used the memoir to create a politically charged narrative – one largely embraced by the mainstream media – that distorted the truth to protect the family. [...] https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2023/09/19/did_hunter_biden_lie_to_his_own_memoir_980294.html

What We Must Believe to Believe Biden Is Innocent It's hardly a surprise that the corporate media have rushed to the defense of President Biden pursuant to the impeachment inquiry announced last week by House Speaker Kevin McCarthy. More surprising is the absurdity of the arguments they offer on his behalf. For years, his denials notwithstanding, Biden knew his son ran an international enterprise whose only real service was selling access to the Vice President of the United States to foreign entities who hoped to procure favorable policy decisions from the Obama administration. This operation generated at least $20 million that was doled out to nine Biden family members, yet we are asked to believe that the "Big Guy" didn’t get a cut. [...] https://spectator.org/what-we-must-believe-to-believe-biden-is-innocent/

Yellowstone tourist suffers consequences after getting too close to bison: 'Got what he was asking for' [...] An image posted on the TouronsOfYellowstone Instagram account shows an unfortunate person pinned underneath the head of a clearly unhappy bison. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/yellowstone-tourist-suffers-consequences-getting-093000137.html

VDH outdoes himself with this car-wreck analysis. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How Biden Will Circle the Wagons The strategies of saving the Biden presidency from an impeachment and a Senate trial despite overwhelming evidence of his corruption are starting to emerge. [...] https://amgreatness.com/2023/09/18/how-biden-will-circle-the-wagons/

We asked Mini-B. if the teechur accepted the 2-hour project, ask wee man we man. He said, "It has to be accompanied by some orange paper that we supposedly got earlier, and I have no idea where it is, no man." We probed further to no avail, then said, "You've just wasted 2 hours of your life, then, sigh man." He said, "So what, huh man." We can't take this any longer, no man.