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Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Went to help Mama T-B., compliant we man to needs of senior she man man. Collected stuff from our casa, couple of items man. Collected much more stuff from Mama T-B.'s crib, collect we man. Went into bank records on computer to check possible $Many.Many discrepancy, man. With Mama T-B.'s permission, used her meal funds for lunch, see man: -- hot roast beef/cheese sandwich + potato salad, ingest we man Delivered stuff to Mama T-B., appreciative senior she man. Didn't get lectured too much about stuff, Mama T-B. simply tired from fizzicle therapy man. Returned to casa, serviced demanding miu, and napped like an illegitimate male child, zzz we man. Retrieved Mini-B. from skool, retrieve wee man we man man. Din-din was nuked macaroni elbows + nuked Italian meatballs + meat sauce + air-fried leftover garlic bread, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. played V.R., occupied wee man. We caucused by phone for half an hour with remotely located aunt, Mama T-B.'s baby sister man. Helped Mini-B. compile bag of candy for skoolmate who couldn't go trick-or-treating, generous wee man man. Resisted Mini-B.'s pleas to let him watch late-TV news, bedtime for wee man man. Compiled anticipated GS/ES list*, Many (2+2) of each man. *pending service to Mama T-B., hope OK for now we man Uninhibited party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man. Many upvotes issued to this thrilling report by all readers of this thrilling report, gracias for acting man.

Tyson Files For Bankruptcy After Dang Coyote Gets Into Coop Again SPRINGDALE, AR—Unable to overcome the devastating losses it incurred as a result of that ornery critter, food processing company Tyson Foods filed for bankruptcy Wednesday after a got-dang coyote got into the ol' chicken coop again. "Someone done gone an' left the door open last night, and I'll be dad-blamed if a varmint didn't git in there and tear up all my chickens," said CEO Donnie King [...] https://www.theonion.com/tyson-files-for-bankruptcy-after-dang-coyote-gets-into-1850971475

9 Ways To Scare Off Californians Looking To Move Into Your Neighborhood Wait a minute, is that young couple looking for a home in your neighborhood from California? You better get them out of here pronto before they turn your beautiful state into a socialist cesspool! If you don't, you'll both have to look for a new state to move to in about ten years after they bring their California politics with them. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/9-ways-to-scare-off-californians-looking-to-move-into-your-neighborhood

'We're Gonna Get A Head Start On Christmas Shopping This Year,' Says Family That's Going To Be Frantically Shopping At 5 PM On Christmas Eve TULSA, OK — In a bold pledge, a local family has announced it will accomplish all of its Christmas gift shopping early this year, despite the fact that they will, once again, all be scrambling to stores at 5 P.M. on Christmas Eve later this year. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/were-gonna-get-a-head-start-on-christmas-shopping-this-year-says-family-thats-going-to-be-frantically-shopping-at-5-pm-on-christmas-eve

California Proposes Another Minimum Wage Increase So People Can Afford Products Made More Expensive By Previous Minimum Wage Increase https://babylonbee.com/news/california-proposes-another-minimum-wage-increase-so-people-can-afford-products-made-more-expensive-by-previous-minimum-wage-increase

Hamas sends women and children out to counter Israel troops Ynet news has reported that when Israeli troops entered Gaza, they were prepared to face off against Hamas soldiers—and, indeed, there was heavy fighting. However, they were first met by 100 women and children. These women and children did not come out to plead for peace. Instead, they were Hamas's front line. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/11/hamas_sends_women_and_children_out_to_counter_israel_troops.html

As Fuel Runs Out in Gaza for Civilians, Hamas Has Huge Stockpile Hamas loves to use human shields. That is one reason they take hostages and the major reason why Gazans are suffering from the shortage of fuel we keep hearing about. It's not that there is no fuel left in Gaza–there is plenty of it. Rather, Hamas has a war machine to run and civilians be damned. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2023/11/02/as-fuel-runs-out-in-gaza-for-civilians-hamas-has-huge-stockpile-n589521

Migrant Caravan Organizer Mocks Biden's Open Border Policy An organizer of the migrant caravan of thousands of people that is making its way through Mexico toward the U.S. border called out the Biden administration for "dropping the ball" at the southern border. He said that Latin American countries are "conspiring against the United States" in order to fuel the immigration crisis. Irineo Mujica describes himself as a U.S. citizen and a "human rights defender for almost 70 years." He said he has never seen worse [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/11/02/migrant-caravan-organizer-mocks-bidens-open-border-policy-n589395

She sounds Venezuelan.

Jonathan Turley. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Government on Loan: The Biden Family's Version of 'It's a Wonderful Life' In the classic holiday film, It's a Wonderful Life, the Bailey Brothers Building & Loan Association faced a run on the bank by customers spooked by rumors of theft and insolvency. George Bailey held back the crowd, explaining as he pointed to individual customers: "You're thinking of this place all wrong. … The money's not here. Well, your money's in Joe's house. That"s right next to yours." As several Republican-led House committees follow the money in the Biden corruption investigation, that scene seems to be playing out in real life. It turns out that a kind of metaphorical "Biden Family Building & Loan" operated under some of the same loose accounting systems, and some of the money may indeed have ended up in "Joe's house" — Joe Biden's, that is. [...] https://themessenger.com/opinion/biden-family-loans-hunter-influence-peddling-foreign-money

Prejudiced DA man! Prejudiced, PREJUDICED DA man! It takes only one "pig" to dump everything into his/her own bag, sigh man. Happened to us the only time we tried it, sigh man.

Noted. The only stoopider female nickname than Buffy is Muffy.

What the 'Great Trucking Recession' is warning us about the economy [...] These kinds of closings by both freight carriers lay bare the uncertain state of trucking, an industry that is an indicator of the mood of the consumer and also the beating heart of our economy. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/columnists/what-great-trucking-recession-warning-about-economy

Well-written and powerful. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Virulent Antisemitism and the Rot at Our Universities It is time for blunt talk. Jewish students at universities are being harassed and threatened in unprecedented numbers, with disturbing vitriol. That's more than a danger for those students. It is a profound danger for a liberal, tolerant democracy. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2023/11/02/virulent_antisemitism_and_the_rot_at_our_universities_149995.html

Man, that Ashkan dude's tweet would get him utterly canceled in our culture.

The only stoopider female name than Buffy is Muffy.

Their suicides will be scheduled for sometime soon.

Driftpile, Alberta, eh mam ma'am. Got it, first try, whee man!

Play-Doh wouldn't do for Manyagers, no mam ma'am. You'd probably get your casa toilet-papered, si mam ma'am. Or sued if someone ate the Play-Doh, litigious society mam ma'am.

P-math transgressions, si and see and mam ma'am!

P-math transgression, si and see and DA man! P-math transgression, si and see and DA man! P-math transgression, si and see and DA man! P-math transgressions, si and see and DA man! May the force be with you, si DA man.

Who would be so heartless as to deny accommodations to such a lovely child?

Starving your kids of stale candy, O ma'am! Reported!!!

Today and the next couple of days would be ideal to buy unsold Hallowe'en candy at 50% off or better.

'We May Never Know Exactly What Hamas Wants' Says Reporter In Front Of Hamas Holding 'Exterminate Jews From Existence' Banner [...] "Their motives and goals remain a mystery," the reporter stated as the Hamas terrorist waved the banner in the background. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/we-may-never-know-exactly-what-hamas-wants-says-reporter-in-front-of-hamas-holding-exterminate-jews-from-existence-banner